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In a year that has seen The Avengers, The Amazing Spider-Man, and The Dark Knight Rises, we almost forgot that X-Men: First Class was a modern superhero movie that actually did pretty well both critically and commercially. So of course, it's getting a sequel, which I hope prominently features a scene where January Jones' Emma Frost is shot out of a cannon into the sun within the first five minutes. Via HuffPo reports: "It’s extraordinarily MORE
Damn! Both Charlize Theron and (super cutie) Michael Fassbender look amazing on the cover of W's August 2012 issue! Read the new interview with W's Editor at Large Lynn Hirschberg. In Ridley Scott’s Prometheus, Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender play siblings of the future: Fassbender is a highly advanced robot named David, a kind of favorite son to the father of Theron’s character, Meredith Vickers. While Vickers MORE
Despite the fact that the last movie based on a popular and beloved Ubisoft video game starring a hunky protagonist in specific era of time that used a system wherein the protagonist could never truly die (You know ... Prince of Persia?) didn't really do so well at the box office, it looks like Ubisoft is giving it another go with Assassin's Creed, which will star Michael Fassbender's giant dong. Slashfilm reports: To do so, they’ve managed MORE
Oh gosh, I love me some Michael Fassbender (just like my friends over at Cele|bitchy), the Irish / German hottie is featured on the June 2012 cover of GQ magazine. There's something so damn sexy about him, I seriously can't wait to see him in the upcoming Ridley Scott film Prometheus! Check out Mr. Fassbender below and make sure to head to the magazine's website for even more hotness! After two decades of obscurity, all it took was a few MORE
Are you excited for Prometheus? No? Well, welcome to the web, tiny newborn baby! Congratulations on learning to read so quickly, and for accessing this exact page before anything else on the web. Anyway, now that I've been sufficiently sarcastic and patronizing, here's the brand new viral ad for this summer's blogosphere darling, director Ridley Scott's highly-anticipated upcoming science fiction film Prometheus (June 8th), featuring Michael MORE
Because I know what you guys like -- namely, famous celebrity peen -- here's a little story about Michael Fassbender's now famous dong thanks to Shame, and the women who love it. Specifically, Charlize Theron, who took the time at a recent gala for Human Rights Campaign to tell Michael's sizable penis how much we all love it. People reports: "Your penis was a revelation. I'm available to work with it any time," the new mom, 36, said at the MORE
• Angelina Jolie hates Stacy Keibler, and George Clooney hates Angelina? Cele|bitchy • Snooki posted a picture of herself on Twitter yesterday without any makeup on! IDLYITW • David Beckham on staying in America, raising Harper, and the Royal Wedding PopSugar • Kelly Osbourne rants about Christina Aguilera when she is wasted? Evil Beet • OMG! NO! This is horrible! DC Comics unveiled their new logo today! Rickey • Elton MORE
I seriously need to go see hottie Michael Fassbender's movie Shame (also starring Carey Mulligan), simply to see what George Clooney was commending him for (the golf club between his legs!) at the Golden Globe Awards the other night! Here's Mr. Fassbender shirtless and sexy on the latest cover of The Hollywood Reporter, for outtakes from the photo shoot, head to the magazine's website. MORE
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