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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have always been characters whose looks just didn't translate well in real life. Shockingly, mutant reptiles tend to be cuter when they're hand-drawn than when they're rendered in real life, where they plummet into the uncanny valley and claw their way into your subconscious. With that in mind, here's the trailer for director Michael Bay's new TMNT movie (due out this coming August), which actually doesn't look MORE
So apparently the big story today is that director Michael Bay was supposed to do a presentation for Samsung at CES, only to have a bit of a frozen moment and then walked off stage. Except if we're being honest here, it wasn't that bad. The guy flubbed his lines and suddenly left. It happens! It feels embarrassing as hell, but it happens. Bay then took to his blog to explain what exactly happened ... Wow! I just embarrassed myself at CES – I MORE
Apparently, this is the big story of the day, and I'm going to assume it's because (A) it doesn't have anything to do with Kris Jenner's big publicity divorce or Bruce Jenner becoming a woman, and (B) it's the gawddamn craziest thing ever. According to The Hollywood Reporter, director Michael Bay was attacked on the set of Transformers 4 (yeah, that's really happening) by a drugged-up nutjob who went after him using an air conditioner as a MORE
Hey, does anyone else remember when Megan Fox claimed Michael Bay made her wash his car as an audition for Transformers, and then she called him Hitler? Well, Michael apparently doesn't, because he announced on his website that he's casting her in his new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family! Michael Bay According to rumors going around Megan will be playing April O'Neil, because as you MORE
Because people are stupid and would literally pay director Michael Bay $10 each to have him kick them in the balls as long as he made the cars go crash and the buildings go boom-boom, Transformers 3: Revenge of the Mooninites is coming out soon to bring down the collective IQ of America another notch. Except this time, Megan Fox isn't in it, so here's Shia LeBeouf to explain how she ditched the project because she couldn't handle Bay's sexual MORE
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