Trailer: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have always been characters whose looks just didn't translate well in real life. Shockingly, mutant reptiles tend to be cuter when they're hand-drawn than when they're rendered in real life, where they plummet into the uncanny valley and claw their way into your subconscious. With that in mind, here's the trailer for director Michael Bay's new TMNT movie (due out this coming August), which actually doesn't look MORE

Megan Fox and Michael Bay are reuniting ‘TMNT’

Megan Fox and Michael Bay

Hey, does anyone else remember when Megan Fox claimed Michael Bay made her wash his car as an audition for Transformers, and then she called him Hitler? Well, Michael apparently doesn't, because he announced on his website that he's casting her in his new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family! Michael Bay According to rumors going around Megan will be playing April O'Neil, because as you MORE

Megan Fox believes in leprechauns!

Megan Fox

In case you were wondering what happened to Megan Fox after she trashed her own movies and Steven Spielberg basically shunned her into being a social pariah: Crazy. Megan is now completely and totally crazy. Like, speaking in tongues, end of the world conspiracy theorizing, trying to uncover the Antichrist kinda crazy. Check out some of the excerpts from her new Esquire interview ... "I've read the Book of Revelation a million times," Megan MORE

Megan Fox quit Twitter already?

Megan Fox

So sometime last week -- or earlier this week, like I care -- Megan Fox joined Twitter, and her first tweet was essentially an eyeroll (see below) as transcribed into 140 characters. Well, guess what? She already quit tweeting. And in true Megan fashion, here she is eyerolling about it on Facebook: Some of you may, or may not have noticed by now that my Twitter account has been shut down ... I thought that 2013 might be the year that I finally MORE

Megan Fox is pregnant … maybe!

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

Half of Star magazine's revenue comes from randomly pointing at a celebrity and screaming PREGNANT! A practice which gets inherently awkward when it turns out the celebrity doesn't have fertilized eggs but does have a lawyer, but things like "logic" and "facts" have never gotten in their way before, so why start now? Anyway, the latest celebrity who is "pregnant" (tentatively speaking) is Megan Fox, who got knocked up by Brian Austin Green. Via MORE

Megan Fox and LiLo are fighting over Liz Taylor!

Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox

Remember how yesterday Lindsay Lohan was all like "I'm being considered for the part of Liz Taylor because I'm a respectable actress and a hard worker?" Yeah, about that ... so it turns out Megan Fox is also up for the role, which should immediately tell you how the casting process is going on this one. Oh, and did we mention this is for a Lifetime original movie? Yeah, which means this movie will inevitably be held up to the high expectations of MORE

Things you can’t do w/ your face when you have Botox!

Megan Fox

Apparently there were rumors going around that Megan Fox had Botox because she never shows emotion or moves her face in movies, because obviously there's no other explanation for that. To put the rumors to rest, Megan went ahead and posted pictures of herself running the gamut of emotions from A to A-. Following Kim Kardashian's lead, Megan Fox set out to disprove allegations that she too has altered her appearance. Four pictures were posted MORE

Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox totally did it!

Shia LaBeouf - Details Magazine

Despite the fact that no one was really asking or really wanted to know, Shia LaBeouf admitted in an interview with August's issue of Details magazine (the new cover is below) that he and Megan Fox did, in fact, bang during the filming of one of those terrible Transformers movies. Oh, and it may or may not have been during the time when Megan was seeing Brian Austin Green (who she's now married to), because clearly what this story needed was MORE

Shia LaBeouf is a perfect gentleman!

Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf

Because people are stupid and would literally pay director Michael Bay $10 each to have him kick them in the balls as long as he made the cars go crash and the buildings go boom-boom, Transformers 3: Revenge of the Mooninites is coming out soon to bring down the collective IQ of America another notch. Except this time, Megan Fox isn't in it, so here's Shia LeBeouf to explain how she ditched the project because she couldn't handle Bay's sexual MORE

Is Megan Fox getting her Marilyn tattoo removed?

Megan Fox

The entire gossip blogosphere is collectively shitting itself right now because apparently, Megan Fox's Marilyn Monroe tattoo (the one on the inside of her right arm) looks a tiny bit lighter than it used to, which means she's having it lasered off or something. I don't know, I honestly can't see it as any lighter than it was before, but clearly someone out there did so that's all that matters. Several blogs have speculated that the MORE