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As we move along to the next step in the "Lindsay Lohan Fuck-Up Cycle", it's time again for LiLo to proclaim that, thanks to her new found sobriety, she's now a shoo-in to win an Oscar. You know, because the Oscars are given out based on whether or not you can keep your nose out of the booger sugar. "*Snort* Well fuck, there goes my nomination ..." TMZ reports: Lohan explained, "I regret the choices that I've made ... but I’m grateful for MORE
Earlier this week, Zac Efron accidentally dropped a condom on the whatever-colored carpet it was at the premier of The Lorax. You know, because children's movie premiers are apparently some sort of Caligula-esque orgy of hot, torrid celebrity trysts (You should have seen the one they had at the premiere of Cars 2. Cuh-ray-zay!) Anyway, in an interview Matt Lauer for the Today Show, Zac finally admitted that yes, it was a condom, and yes, you MORE
Now that Lindsay Lohan has dodged the massive bullet that was heading her way, it's only right that she move on with the rest of her fuck-up cycle by claiming that she's really a homebody now and she'll never go out partying again! Which means somewhere out there, there's a pretty good chance she's playing Edward Fortyhands with the empty vodka bottles she had for breakfast. RadarOnline reports: "I still need to go through the process of MORE
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