Lindsay Lohan: I don’t do cocaine with my mom Dina!

Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan

If you ask Lindsay Lohan, she's only done cocaine four or five times, which ... sure, okay. But Michelle Fields of FOX News doesn't believe that for a bit, and said that LiLo does cocaine with her mom, Dina Lohan. So of course, here comes Lindsay's legal team (Mark Heller) to lay the smack down on her. In the letter, a copy of which was exclusively obtained by Radar, Lohan’s attorney Mark Heller notes that “on February 4, 2014, the FOX MORE

Dina Lohan ordered to undergo a psych evaluation

Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan

With Linday Lohan finally on the straight and narrow (She even landed a cameo on Eastbound & Down! Good for her!) the torch of crackitude has been passed onto Dina Lohan, who decided to take it and run with it. In her car. Drunk. Well, the judge in her DWI case has decided to get to the bottom of what exactly the hell is wrong with her and ordered her to undergo a psych evaluation. Via TMZ ... Dina Lohan has something going on in her head, MORE

Dina Lohan: The paparazzi made me drink and drive!

Dina Lohan

Remember that time Dina Lohan got pulled over for allegedly driving drunk? Well, it turns out it was all the paparazzi's fault. Yes, seriously. According to TMZ, Dina and her lawyer Mark Heller are trying to make the argument that Dina was driven to drink by all the paparazzi following her every move, for you see, Dina Lohan is very famous and important. Seriously. Here's the argument ... Dina's lifestyle presents lots of challenges and MORE

Dina Lohan pleads not guilty in DWI case!

Dina Lohan

When the cops catch you speeding down the highway, and then your breathalyzer comes up with a .20 reading (almost twice the legal limit), you'd probably have no choice but to admit you screwed up and drove while drunk. But that's not the case with Dina Lohan, TMZ is reporting she decided to plead not guilty in court earlier this morning in NY, with her attorney Mark Heller (remember when he tried to represent Lindsay Lohan by sweet talking the MORE

Lindsay Lohan rehires Shawn Holley, goes to Betty Ford

Lindsay Lohan and Shawn Holley

After realizing yesterday that she can't actually just do whatever she wants, something must have clicked in Lindsay Lohan's brain that went, "Oh, that's right, Shawn Holley is the only reason we're not trading cigarettes for sandwiches in prison right now." So after bailing on one rehab, and then another, Lindsay has hired back Shawn as a lawyer, and has been given the green light to stay at The Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California ... MORE

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t want to miss out on Coachella!

Lindsay Lohan

Because Lindsay Lohan is a moron, she made sure that her lawyer Mark Heller brokered a plea deal for her so that she would only have to go to imaginary fake lockdown rehab after going to Coachella. Once again, LiLo will never see the irony in that because she is a moron. Did we mention that? That Lindsay Lohan is a moron? Because Lindsay is a moron. RadarOnline reports... “Lindsay was adamant that she not be forced to go to rehab until after MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘lockdown rehab’ doesn’t exist!

Lindsay Lohan

So last week, shortly after Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in lockdown rehab, TMZ broke the story that there are no actual lockdown rehabs in New York. So of course, LiLo screwed herself again, except now it's gotten even worse: According to TMZ, there's no such thing as lockdown rehab. At all. As in lawyer Mark Heller could have scored Lindsay a plea deal where she spent 90 days driving around on Rainbow Road and it would be about as MORE

Lindsay Lohan may go to jail for three months after all

Lindsay Lohan

Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to ninety days of lockdown rehab for lying to the police, because hey, it didn't work the first two times but surely the third time's the charm! Except according to TMZ, Lindsay's registered as living in New York, where lockdown rehabs don't exist and now she might end up going to jail instead ... We've done some digging, contacting numerous rehab facilities in NY, and we're getting the same story MORE

Lindsay Lohan to Mark Heller: Oh my God, I’ll kill you!

Lindsay Lohan

Earlier today, Lindsay Lohan dodged jail and got 90 days of rehab instead because that worked out so well the last time she went. But what you probably didn't catch was the whispered exchange between Lindsay and her lawyer, Mark Heller, while in court. According to TMZ, at one point you can hear Lindsay (who in no way looks completely hungover after St. Patrick's Day ... not at all) tell Mark to shut up and stop talking, and when he eventually MORE

Details on Lindsay Lohan’s new plea deal!

Lindsay Lohan

Well, Lindsay Lohan somehow managed to dodge the jail bullet yet again! There's a bunch of terms and conditions that come with the plea deal she finally accepted but the main part of her 'punishment' is a ninety-day stay at a lockdown rehab facility, no day passes allowed! This seems to be the very last chance for her to straighten up her messy act, I don't think the court is going to be so kind again if she violates her probation one more time. MORE

Lindsay Lohan is late for court!

Lindsay Lohan

UPDATE: It's official, Lindsay Lohan is late! Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan missed her plane to L.A. for her court date because she's LiLo, and it would be more surprising if she ever showed up anywhere on time and behaved herself than if she just showed up two hours late and soaked in gin. Well, Lindsay decided to book another plane ride, only to get off that one because she thought the plane was unsafe, all before she convinced an energy MORE

Prosecutors plan on using ALL of Lindsay Lohan’s lies!

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is due back in court next week to stand trial in her lying to the cops case, which she somehow thinks she'll win despite the fact that her lawyer Mark Heller is essentially Lionel Hutz and, well, she's LiLo. Which is exactly what the prosecutors are banking on in their case against her, as they'll be reminding everyone that getting into car accidents and then claiming that someone else was driving is kind of her gimmick. TMZ reports MORE

Lindsay Lohan is rejecting ANOTHER plea deal?

Lindsay Lohan

So far Lindsay Lohan has already passed on one easy out in her lying-to-the-cops case, wherein she was offered a rehab stay instead of going to jail and she rejected it because she's a moron. But since the LA legal system is nothing if not accommodating, they offered Lindsay another plea deal where she would have spent ninety days under house arrest, and of course LiLo turned it down. Via MSN ... If nothing else, Lindsay Lohan has attitude. MORE

Lindsay Lohan wants to keep her ‘incompetent’ lawyer

Lindsay Lohan and Mark Heller

Who's ready for a hypothetical thought experiment? All right, let's say you fire your old lawyer who you never bothered paying in favor of a new lawyer who costs way less but is also way less ... competent. As in, he's sponsored by someone who never actually practiced law, barely knows how to file the correct paper work, and thinks hitting on the judge is a good idea. After a while, the judge tells you to either hire a lawyer who knows what he's MORE