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Yesterday, it was announced that Khloé Kardashian got dropped from her co-hosting gig The X Factor because dumb-dumb couldn't even read a teleprompter without her brain taking a dump in her mouth. But wait, it gets even better! Turns out, Pimp Mama Kris Jenner was pissed that Mario Lopez was showing up Khloé, so she tried to have him fired from the show by claiming that they had no chemistry. So they fired Khloé. HAHAHA! RadarOnline reports MORE
Hey, remember how Khloé Kardashian was one of the hosts of The X Factor? No? Me neither. Well, you won't have to remember that useless factoid much longer, because she's getting the axe. Just to put this into perspective, Mario Lopez is good enough for this job, while Khloé can't even read a teleprompter without her trained dolphin brain trying to evacuate her skull. RadarOnline reports ... “Khloé Kardashian will not be returning to MORE
Because we will post anything if it involves hottie Mario Lopez taking his clothes off, here's Mario going streaking through Los Angeles' Grove after losing a Super Bowl bet. Maybe that'll teach him not to bet on professional sports! Or not. We're totally cool with him doing this more often. MORE
Because today is apparently "stupid soul-rotting pseudo-celebrities getting TV shows" day, here's Dina Lohan's interview with Extra, where she tells Mario Lopez how she wants to be on Dancing with the Stars, despite the fact that she can't and she isn't. Of course, this has nothing to do with the fact that Lindsay Lohan turned down a spot on the show, or the fact that Dina's only method of supporting herself is to claw through Lindsay's scraps. MORE
Just because it's there, we're going to share with you this picture of Mario Lopez's butt putting up the Christmas tree in his underwear, which was tweeted out by his wife Courtney Mazza (the two just got married like two weeks ago). I really have to give him credit too: When Mario puts on a pair of underwear, he doesn't leave anything to the imagination. I'm pretty sure I can see his MORE
Remember when I told you about that show H8R, where useless celebrities go out and try to convince people they're not completely worthless by yelling at them like spoiled children who had their candy taken away? Well, the CW was kind enough to post two clips online from the show (hosted by Mario Lopez) featuring Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Kim Kardashian and I was completely right: It's awful! And I don't mean bad as in "wow, Two and a Half Men MORE
hey hey! today was the annual nautica malibu triathlon - with heats of swimming, biking and running - and cutie mario lopez participated in the festivities (along with teri hatcher) going shirtless and showing off that super delectable body of his! although i do find his personality to be a bit on the irritating side of things - i certainly wouldn't turn him down if he wanted to get busy! i will say that he's definitely been able to keep himself MORE
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