Watch: Madonna’s ‘Give Me All Your Luvin’

Madonna - Give Me All Your Luvin'

All right Madonna fans, here's your queen's new music video for Give Me All Your Luvin' (featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. providing support). And you know what? It's actually pretty good. Look, I rag on Madge a lot, because it's easy and fun, but my God, you can never say she isn't entertaining. And now, I will leave you to the inevitable Madonna / Gaga flame war. ARGUE FOR YOUR IDOL'S ATTENTION! MORE

Madonna demands a sacrifice!


If there's one thing I learned, it's that getting a rich celebrity to comment on how the non-rich live will inevitably end with the rich celebrity looking like a complete ass disassociated with the realities of not having more money than God. Case in point: Madonna was asked about whether or not she would lower the ticket prices for her concert given the fact that the economy is in the shitter and her fans don't have the luxury of being MORE

Are you ready for MDNA?

Madonna - Give Me All Your Luvin'

Are you ready for MDNA? For those of you who don't know, that's the title of Madonna's upcoming twelfth studio album, releasing on March 26th. Madge's huge media blitz is already plowing full speed ahead (fresh off her Golden Globe win for Masterpiece) starting with her single (and music video) Give Me All Your Luvin' (featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A.) dropping this coming Friday (February 3rd), then she's off to the Superbowl (February 5th) for MORE

David Furnish sorta apologized to Madonna

Elton John and David Furnish

With any good feud comes the inevitable sorta-apology, wherein one or both parties backtrack on what they said, offer a compliment, but never actually go full apology. It's a system people, stick with it. Anyway, a few days after David Furnish went Facebook nuclear on Madonna over her super weird, up-her-own-ass acceptance speech at the Golden Globes, David easing up a little, saying that Madonna is a talented artist and he was just sticking up MORE

David Furnish vs. Madonna!

Elton John and David Furnish

So as I previously mentioned, Elton John and Madonna were throwing enough shade at each other at the Golden Globes to fill New York Drag Ball, which was easily the most entertaining part of an otherwise boring ceremony. Well, here comes Elton's partner David Furnish to really nail home how much they hate each other, posting on Facebook about how Madonna is a gargoyle lady and that her acceptance speech made her sound like ... you know, that word MORE

Elton John vs. Madonna!


So if you caught the Golden Globes last night, you know what the best part of last night was: Madonna's bitchery. You might remember that during her acceptance speech for Best Original Song, Madonna's weird, fake British accent returned from out of nowhere as she basically pin-pointed which part of her ass the crowd could kiss, while fellow nominees Elton John, Queen Latifah and Mary J. Blige stared daggers at her. Well it turns out there's a MORE

Madonna’s undoctored naked photos leak onto the web!


Some people argue that Photoshop is evil, and a tool used to promote an unhealthy body image that woman should look a specific way. While I don't entirely disagree with this assessment, The Daily Mail is reporting that undoctored photos from Madonna's W magazine photo shoot from 2009 have leaked onto the web, and if a little Photoshop here and there means we never have to see a topless Madonna's best impression of an angry gargoyle glaring down MORE

Madonna is Miranda Priestly now!


Remember how yesterday, Madonna released that anti-hydrangeas video (which she called a 'love letter') and pretended like she was self-aware, despite the fact that if she actually did have any sense of self-awareness she would have realized that people were criticizing her for being an ungrateful C-U-Next-Tuesday instead of just hating on a bunch of granny flowers? Well, now she figures that she can play the bitch card whenever she wants now, and MORE

Madonna’s love letter to hydrangeas …


Madonna has continued to fan the flames of what should now be a non-issue. She made a short video (which she's calling a love letter) about her feelings on hydrangeas, which in case you didn't know she absolutely loathes. Now, while I do agree with the "It's a free country, I can like whatever I want" message, Madonna seems to be clearly missing the point of why this became a thing to begin with. First, she was given a gift and she acted like an MORE

Madonna prefers ‘different’ types of flowers


Remember when that adorably affable Italian journalist gave Madonna a hydrangea and she basically spat in his face and told him to screw off back to journalist school or whatever? Well, Madonna has since apologized for her rude behavior and has vowed to maybe be more careful when it comes to how she treats gifts from - oh, what's that? She didn't apologize and instead said that she can do whatever the hell she wants to because she's Madonna? MORE

Madonna talks Lady Gaga …


Continuing on her campaign to be a gigantic bitch to absolutely anyone and anything who dares to try and respect her, Madonna took time out from pimping her shitty movie W.E. (which, despite being a drama, has turned into an unintentional comedy among critics) to talk about how Lady Gaga only wants to be Madonna because she Gaga hates herself. Yeah, I think everyone who wants to be Madonna secretly hates themselves, so maybe she's onto something MORE

Madonna loathes hydrangeas!


So Madonna was in Venice for the premiere of her directorial debut, W.E. (which is doing about as well as you would think any movie featuring Madonna would) when someone went up to her and handed her a hydrangea, which she accepted and thanked him for ... until he was gone, at which point she shot someone what can only be described as full-blown bitchface, then muttered something about how she absolutely loathes hydrangeas. Not just "dislike", MORE

Lady Gaga and Madonna are blood relatives?!

Lady Gaga and Madonna

So it turns out Lady Gaga and Madonna share more than just their look, sound and gay fan base: they also share common ancestors. In a twist straight out of an M. Night Shyamalan movie, a celebrity genealogist has concluded that Gaga and Madge are actually distant relatives, which would really explain a lot. I mean, what other reason would there be for Gaga to be so similar to Madonna? Other than the possibility that Gaga just takes the most MORE

Lady Gaga to NME: I’m not a Madonna rip-off!

Lady Gaga - NME Magazine

Yes, Lady Gaga has heard all the rumors about she's a rip-off of Madonna, back before Madge turned into that weird, gristly, veiny-armed harpy-witch she is today. And now Gaga's clearing the air in her new interview with NME magazine, stating that she's not just a rip-off of Madonna and that her songs just happen to have the same chord progression as some of Madonna's work, so they just have a similar structure. You know, sort of like how every MORE