Links: Joan Rivers had 739 plastic surgeries?!

Joan Rivers

• Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson yet again: busted, trashy and cheap? Cele|bitchy • Maria Menounous' vagina was reportedly roaming Indianapolis like a roaring lion! IDLYITW • Nick Carter missed his sister Leslie's funeral and blames his dysfunctional family for it! ICYDK • Demi Moore reportedly has checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah I'm Not Obsessed • J Lo showed her abs on the beach with a MORE

Links: Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue!

Vanity Fair

• Find out why actress Katherine Heigl is still a pretentious, confused bitch! IDLYITW • Paula Abdul just confirmed that she's not returning to The X Factor Rickey • Brandi Glanville now regrets talking about her sketchy Gerard Butler affair! Cele|bitchy • Casper Smart kept Jennifer Lopez company for an evening of press and dinner! PopSugar • Heidi Klum tweeted for the first time since her recent split from Seal! I'm Not MORE

Links: Zac Efron’s gun show!

Zac Efron

• Of Course She Does: Jennifer Love Hewitt shops for sex toys by herself now! IDLYITW • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brought Shiloh, Zahara, and Knox to Cirque du Soleil PopSugar • Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale got papped all weekend after split rumors! Cele|bitchy • Rihanna has received criticism over the message that her new tattoo conveys! Yeeeah • Fear Factor's 'donkey semen / urine drinking' challenge has been shelved MORE

Links: Red wine, cheap perfume and a filthy pout?

Lady Gaga - Heavy Metal Lover

• Hear the 911 call placed moments before Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital! IDLYITW • LOL: Kim Kardashian tried to set up a date with Tim Tebow, but he said no way! Cele|bitchy • Ryan Gosling and his Drive director break from filming for a Thai red carpet! PopSugar • LMAO: Is actor Nick Nolte wearing a robe on the red carpet? Seriously? OMG! WTF? • Gayle King said Oprah Winfrey is not Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s baby’s MORE

Links: Oh please, not Gwen and Gavin too!

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

• This isn't Peter Pan or a lesbian figure skater, it's Justin Bieber's wax figure! IDLYITW • Taylor Swift is “haunted” by her 3-month relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal? Cele|bitchy • Do you want to see who barely avoided a nipple slip? Seriously? OMG! WTF? • What happened when Melissa McCarthy met Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? PopSugar • Johnny Depp's girlfriend Vanessa Paradis is trying to dispel those split rumors! MORE

Links: Brad & Angelina, ready to say ‘I do’?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

• Rihanna got a "THUG LIFE" tribute to Tupac Shakur tattooed across her hands! IDLYITW • Demi Moore was out with Rumer, grinding on a guy before hospitalization! Cele|bitchy • Demi Moore’s medical issues stemmed from inhaling too much nitrous oxide? I'm Not Obsessed • Project Runway star Tim Gunn revealed that he hasn't had sex in 29 years! Rickey • Confirmation: Jim Carrey's daughter Jane’s American Idol audition was MORE

Links: Brad Pitt, hotter than ever?

Brad Pitt - W Magazine

• Cynthia Nixon pissed everyone off when she said that she chose to be gay! IDLYITW • Angelina Jolie went to the farmers market with Shiloh, Pax, and Knox! PopSugar • Britney Spears’ conservatorship will end when she marries Jason Trawick! Cele|bitchy • Brad Pitt explains how he and Angelina Jolie relax during awards season! I'm Not Obsessed • Seal broke his silence about splitting up with Heidi Klum! Seriously? OMG! MORE

Links: When did Cameron Diaz become the Joker?

Cameron Diaz

• Is Jennifer Aniston taking a break from film work because she’s pregnant? Cele|bitchy • Heidi Klum and Seal have split up — take a look back at the way they were! PopSugar • Britney Spears is totally ready to be declared a legal adult next month! IDLYITW • Brad Pitt has an epic prank up his sleeve for his good pal George Clooney! I'm Not Obsessed • Find out who Lana Del Rey was before she became known as Lana Del Rey! MORE

Links: Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins!

Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins

• Jennifer Aniston is finally ready to adopt ... a new puppy, from Utah! Cele|bitchy • Why is Jessica Simpson so damn happy? Let's all take our best guesses! IDLYITW • Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are discussing having babies together? Evil Beet • Kate Gosselin just announced that she is going to be a cruise director?! I'm Not Obsessed • Not only is Kate Beckinsale gorgeous, she also has an awesome sense of humor! MORE

Links: In bed with Michael Fassbender!

Michael Fassbender

• Angelina Jolie hates Stacy Keibler, and George Clooney hates Angelina? Cele|bitchy • Snooki posted a picture of herself on Twitter yesterday without any makeup on! IDLYITW • David Beckham on staying in America, raising Harper, and the Royal Wedding PopSugar • Kelly Osbourne rants about Christina Aguilera when she is wasted? Evil Beet • OMG! NO! This is horrible! DC Comics unveiled their new logo today! Rickey • Elton MORE

Links: Jennifer Aniston is always pregnant!

Jennifer Aniston

• Britney Spears’ ex bodyguard claims she had orgies with female dancers! Cele|bitchy • Khloé Kardashian is denying that she's undergoing fertility treatments! IDLYITW • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's best 2012 award season moments so far! PopSugar • Katy Perry is out of hiding and wants to get Russell Brand back? Celebslam • Jeff Goldblum and Brian Stokes Mitchell are Rachel’s gay dads on Glee Rickey • Rihanna and MORE

Links: Have you seen ‘The Artist’ yet?

The Artist

• President Obama released a list of celebrities he'd love to endorse him! IDLYITW • Jay-Z isn’t going to use the word 'bitch' now that has a daughter! Cele|bitchy • Michelle Williams wears lingerie and talks about being sexy for GQ PopSugar • Tila Tequila is claiming that she is on her way to becoming Jewish? Yeeeah • Mariah's hubby Nick Cannon explains his kidney failure Seriously? OMG! WTF? • Face-Off: Lindsay MORE

Links: Where was Ryan Gosling?

Michael Fassbender, Ryan Gosling and Uggie

• See all the Golden Globes pictures — red carpet, show, parties, and more! PopSugar • Kim Kardashian told Kris Humphries when, where, and how to propose? IDLYITW • Worst dressed at the Globes: Jessica Biel, Piper Perabo or Paula Patton? Cele|bitchy • The twenty most flawless, perfect pictures of Ryan Gosling at the airport! BuzzFeed • George Clooney commends hottie Michael Fassbender on his big penis! Socialite MORE

Links: Dolly Parton – The girl w/ the cleavage tattoo!

Dolly Parton

• Jennifer Lopez gives her boy toy Casper Smart a $10,000 a week allowance! Cele|bitchy • Lindsay Lohan owes $93K in back taxes and is being sued by a paparazzo! IDLYITW • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had a meeting with President Barack Obama! PopSugar • Singer Sinéad O’Connor cries for help on Twitter after attempting suicide! ICYDK • Halle Berry and her hot boyfriend Olivier Martinez are not engaged I'm Not MORE