Lindsay is mad at CNN too!

You know, considering the amount of time the bitch has spent in rehab, you would have figured by now that Lindsay Lohan would have learned to take responsibility for her actions. Either that or grammar. But apparently she hasn't learned either, because now Lindsay is mad at CNN for putting her on their list of the year's most provocative stars. CNN ran a special last week counting down the most provocative celebs of the year, and Lindsay made the MORE

Let it go Dina and Lindsay, just let it go!

Never one to let a non-story go if it means squeezing a couple more dollars out, Dina Lohan is still talking about how hurt Lindsay Lohan was after Gwyneth Paltrow poked fun of her on Glee. Because, you know, Gwyneth wrote the episode herself and has full creative control over a show on which she only appeared once. Believe me, it makes sense when you drink as much as Dina does! "Lindsay was watching it while in Betty Ford, then she called me and MORE

Seriously Lindsay Lohan? Seriously?

Alright, so Lindsay Lohan is nearing the end of her vacation stay in rehab, which means now is the perfect time for her to start bitching and moaning about their services. Specifically, the fact that she had to pay for security that regularly showed up late. Lindsay Lohan was paying an extra $500 PER DAY for additional security at Betty Ford -- but we're told LiLo felt totally ripped off because her protectors were habitually showing up to work MORE

Who let Lindsay behind the wheel again?!

Now that Lindsay Lohan is slowly starting readjust to normal society, some dipshit has decided to let the girl drive a car again, because Lindsay Lohan and automobiles go together like Coke and Mentos. In an unrelated story, sales of armor-plated baby carriages have skyrocketed in the past hour. The L.A. County Probation Department and officials at the Betty Ford clinic signed off this morning, so Lindsay can drive just like us. And speaking of MORE

Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace is a no go!

And just like that, the final nail in the booze and cocaine-soaked coffin of Lindsay Lohan's career has been hammered in, now that Lindsay has officially been shitcanned from the Linda Lovelace biopic, Inferno. Instead, Malin Akerman is taking over the role, because if her performance in Watchmen taught us anything, it's that she's very good at making everyone feel uncomfortable watching her have sex. Required to remain in rehab until January for MORE

Dina Lohan might be suing Glee!

Did any of you catch the episode of Glee this week with ... ugh, Gwyneth Paltrow? She's on our nice list here, which means I can't say anything bad about her, but ... ummm, the lighting on her was really good. Anyway, her character on the show made a couple cracks about Lindsay Lohan at one point in order to connect with the kids, which of course set off Dina Lohan's 'Money-grub For Attention' alarm. She told US site Gossip Cop her lawyers were MORE

Lindsay Lohan hates her mom too now!

It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan started catching on that her mom totally failed as a parent; reports are beginning to go around that LiLo is pissed off at her mother, Dina Lohan, for talking with Matt Lauer on the Today show, and is starting to realize that Dina may have been using her to achieve fame and fortune for herself. Gee, you don't say. Our sources say ever since the interview Lindsay has been wary of her mom and is MORE

Dina Lohan is ready to ruin her third child!

With Lindsay Lohan in rehab while her career is on life-support, and Ali Lohan still stuck in D-list obscurity, Dina Lohan has decided that it's high-time she started pimping out her third meal ticket son, Michael Lohan Jr., by sticking him in a movie about privileged white kids who become heroin addicts. The irony of all of this is so rich, thick and delicious, I'm going to go drizzle it over my Eggos. Defiant Pictures is set to start production MORE

Lindsay Lohan satisfies her need for … coffee!

A smiling and very healthy looking Lindsay Lohan gets away from her sober living home for some coffee and freedom in Rancho Mirage, CA on November 10th, 2010. Far from the disheveled person who walked into The Betty Ford Clinic, Lindsay looks radiant sporting full cheeks, great color in her face and hair neatly pulled back. Looks like she is well on the road to a full recovery. (Let's hope so, she doesn't have many chances left!) PHOTOS | MORE

Dina Lohan is still delusional!

Because Dina Lohan needs a way to exploit Lindsay regardless of where she currently is, Dina decided to go back on Today and lie to Matt Lauer's face again so that she could put food on the table. And by 'food', I mean vodka. And by 'table', I mean her mouth. Lindsay Lohan's mother says her daughter's treatment for addiction at the Betty Ford Clinic has been "life-changing." Dina Lohan says the world-renowned addiction center in Rancho Mirage, MORE

Stay classy, PETA!

Bad news for Lindsay Lohan: Considering she hasn't worked in, like, forever, while her mother continues to suck her dry like the succubus we all know she is, her funds are starting to run low and she might not be able to pay for her rehab bill. But no worries! PETA is willing to pony over the cash for her stay as long as she ditches her addiction ... to meat. Ummmm, hate to break it to you, but that's not what she's in for. Dear Lindsay, We MORE

Lindsay Lohan is going back for more rehab!

Oh thank God. Following her trial early this morning (which I tried very hard to ignore, but failed), Lindsay Lohan has managed to avoid jail time and has instead been sentenced back to rehab until January 3rd. In a related story, mom Dina is currently shopping around Lindsay's Xmas comeback album, I'm Dreaming Of A White (Powder) Christmas: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Christmas! (which will also make for a great TV special!) Lindsay Lohan was just MORE

Michael Lohan doesn’t understand irony!

Now that Michael Lohan has done everything in his power to make himself look like the biggest goddamn embarrassment in a family of embarrassments, Ol' Mesh Shirt has decided that he'll never make another statement to the press regarding his (messy) daughter Lindsay Lohan, ever again. He did so via a statement to the press. I just facepalmed myself so hard I actually gave myself brain damage. How do numbers work again? In the no-more-statements MORE

Dina Lohan might get sh*tcanned!

Because it was totally bound to happen eventually, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly being advised by the Betty Ford Clinic to fire her mother, Dina Lohan, as her manager in order to keep her from falling off the wagon again. Which is sort of like saying that deleting your dealers number from your cell phone might help keep you off the powdery stuff. Lindsay Lohan is being advised to cut mom Dina loose from her business empire and acting career if she MORE