Lindsay Lohan is being extorted for her stolen laptop?

Lindsay Lohan

So you know how yesterday everyone found out that Lindsay Lohan's laptop full of nude pics and celebrity correspondence was stolen from an airport in China? Well, it gets worse. Turns out, the tweet sent out from Lindsay's Twitter account after the laptop was stolen was apparently not sent by her, but by the thieves who were able to hack into her Twitter. RadarOnline reports... “It’s an extortion plot, plain and simple,” a source close MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s laptop was stolen!

Lindsay Lohan

Welcome to the moment before the sh!t hits the fans: Lindsay Lohan's laptop was allegedly stolen in an airport in Shanghai, China (where she just picked up some kind of fashion award) and according to TMZ, there's a ton of nude photos and celebrity emails on that thing, which I'm sure won't ever be leaked onto the web or ... oh, no, I'm guessing that's exactly what's about to happen. Why, you ask, is she so freaked out? We've learned she had a MORE

Lindsay Lohan won some kind of fashion award in China

Lindsay Lohan

I'm not really sure what the Sohu Fashion Achievement Awards are but apparently Lindsay Lohan actually won something (lord only knows what for, I can't even take a guess) at the ceremony held earlier tonight over in Shanghai, China. Girlfriend actually looks pretty fantastic plus it appears she's keeping her nose clean of trouble, hopefully 2014 will finally be a good (and sober) year for LiLo! PS I love the shady look the guy in the MORE

Lindsay Lohan is causing drama with teenagers now?

Lindsay Lohan

You know, it's been a bit of a weird week for gossip. Usually around this time, everyone decided to take a break from being cracky messes and we fill the time with end-of-year lists, but this year, everyone was just like "INSANE TO THE END!" and decided to close out the year with their most pants-on-head crazy antics. Anyway, Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan learned nothing after that fight with Paris Hilton's little brother, and has now MORE

Lindsay Lohan is writing a tell-all book

Lindsay Lohan

Considering just how close of a bullet Lindsay Lohan just dodged (yet again) with that whole "Paris Hilton's brother got punched in his dumb face" thing, you'd figure she would consider maybe playing her cards a bit closer to her chest from now on, because bad things usually happen when LiLo mixes with other famous people. Except here's Page Six reporting that Lindsay is planning on writing a tell-all book, which ... no offense, but knowing her MORE

Lindsay Lohan apologized to Oprah for being Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah Winfrey

As the details of Barron-Hilton-Getting-Punched-In-His-Stupid-F*cking-Face-Gate (literally the best name I could come up with) continue to drip out like the yellowish-greenish discharge from a Hilton's genitals, it sounds more and more like Lindsay Lohan didn't actually have anything to do with it, and the most likely story is that Barron was being an entitled douche. Anyway, since Lindsay is still living in an Oprah-funded apartment, which she's MORE

The Hiltons represent everything that sucks about America?

The Hiltons

So I'm guessing this whole stupid Lindsay Lohan / Paris Hilton's useless brother fight thing is going to be the big story for the next little while, so f*ck it, let's just get to it. Apparently, punching a Hilton in the face is making LiLo's pal Ray LeMoine (31) something of a celebrity, which I don't disagree with. It's a better reason to be famous then, say, being shat out by rich people and then buying yourself a reality TV show. Which brings MORE

Lindsay Lohan is getting thrown out of parties again

Lindsay Lohan

Yesterday, I worried that we were seeing the resurgence of the old, messy Lindsay Lohan who couldn't control herself and made terrible gawddamn decisions. Well, today TMZ has footage of Lindsay getting kicked out of a party in Miami and then trying to get back in, because why wouldn't you try and get back into a party where people beat the sh!t out of each other? Barron Hilton's bloody beatdown led to Lindsay Lohan getting kicked out of the MORE

Is the old (aka messy) Lindsay Lohan coming back?

Lindsay Lohan

So remember this morning when I said that Paris Hilton is trying to go after Lindsay Lohan because apparently she set her brother up for a beating? Well, now TMZ has photos of what appears to be weed butts and cocaine baggies, and is claiming that Lindsay's party was full of drugs. Lindsay, honey, I love you, but you need to be doing the exact opposite of everything you're doing right now. TMZ already reported there was coke and booze MORE

Lindsay Lohan had Paris Hilton’s brother beaten up?

Barron Hilton

Last week, I threw Paris Hilton a pity post, because it was a slow news day and I figured that her career and public profile had fallen so far that she could use a bit of notoriety. Well, apparently she got a taste and wanted the whole pie, because over the weekend, her brother Barron Hilton got his ass kicked in Miami and now she's trying to blame Lindsay Lohan for organizing the beat down in the first place. And now, I'm stuck in the unenviable MORE

Lindsay Lohan wants money from ‘Grand Theft Auto V’

Lindsay Lohan

Oh Lindsay Lohan ... you were doing so well! You were being professional and mature, and you weren't publicly making an ass of yourself. And now you're suing the makers of Grand Theft Auto V because you think they based a character off of you. I guess what I'm trying to say is, we liked it better when you were doing the exact opposite of what you are currently doing. TMZ reports ... Sources tell us, Lohan's lawyers are currently crafting a MORE

Dina Lohan ordered to undergo a psych evaluation

Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan

With Linday Lohan finally on the straight and narrow (She even landed a cameo on Eastbound & Down! Good for her!) the torch of crackitude has been passed onto Dina Lohan, who decided to take it and run with it. In her car. Drunk. Well, the judge in her DWI case has decided to get to the bottom of what exactly the hell is wrong with her and ordered her to undergo a psych evaluation. Via TMZ ... Dina Lohan has something going on in her head, MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Blamed for the failure of ‘The Canyons’

Lindsay Lohan and James Deen

Do we really need to recap what went wrong with The Canyons? We do? Ugh, all right fine, but I'm going to do abbreviated version: Lindsay Lohan was hired as the lead on The Canyons during her mess days. Her bad behavior on the set becomes huge news. The Canyons eventually gets released, and critics panned it, but didn't necessarily shred it. If anything, the acting was one of the high points for most critics. Well, writer Bret Easton Ellis has MORE

It’s Friday, so here’s Lindsay Lohan’s side boob

Lindsay Lohan

The Santa Claus Parade is happening this weekend in Toronto, which means I'm going to be spending this weekend on the edge of my seat waiting to see if our Crack Mayor Rob Ford actually marches in it because guess what? The Crack Mayor wants to march in the parade and give candy to kids he doesn't know. It's practically a parents' dream come true! Anyway, to close out the week, here's Lindsay Lohan's side boob. Because apparently straight guys MORE