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Even though Lindsay Lohan is broke as hell, is looking completely drained, and is currently something of a Hollywood pariah, a "source" close to Lindsay wants you to believe that she's currently hanging out with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, and that they're almost ready to let her become a vampire so that she can stay young and pretty forever! Via Page Six ... Lindsay Lohan has found an unlikely ally in her quest to be better MORE
You know Lindsay Lohan has completely tanked her public image when a story about how she stole another woman's boyfriend comes out and it's basically one of the nicer things anyone has ever said about her. Well, according to a report from RadarOnline, Lindsay somehow managed to seduce another woman's man using her ... I want to say feminine charms? Does that sound right to anyone else? No? Okay then. Lindsay Lohan has been labeled “a MORE
Because Lindsay Lohan is a moron, she made sure that her lawyer Mark Heller brokered a plea deal for her so that she would only have to go to imaginary fake lockdown rehab after going to Coachella. Once again, LiLo will never see the irony in that because she is a moron. Did we mention that? That Lindsay Lohan is a moron? Because Lindsay is a moron. RadarOnline reports... “Lindsay was adamant that she not be forced to go to rehab until after MORE
So last week, shortly after Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in lockdown rehab, TMZ broke the story that there are no actual lockdown rehabs in New York. So of course, LiLo screwed herself again, except now it's gotten even worse: According to TMZ, there's no such thing as lockdown rehab. At all. As in lawyer Mark Heller could have scored Lindsay a plea deal where she spent 90 days driving around on Rainbow Road and it would be about as MORE
Remember how earlier this week I made a joke about how Lindsay Lohan was basically going to cram alcohol into her before she went to rehab the same way a college student crams before a test because LINDSAY LOHAN? Well, like most of my jokes about LiLo, this one came true: According to Page Six, Lindsay is planning on spending a week with Charlie Sheen before she goes to lockdown rehab/jail, which must be like getting a cheat sheet before your MORE
Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to ninety days of lockdown rehab for lying to the police, because hey, it didn't work the first two times but surely the third time's the charm! Except according to TMZ, Lindsay's registered as living in New York, where lockdown rehabs don't exist and now she might end up going to jail instead ... We've done some digging, contacting numerous rehab facilities in NY, and we're getting the same story MORE
→ Lindsay Lohan will steal your soul first, then move on to your Louis Vuitton Bag! The Frisky → Hottie Bradley Cooper, 38, has a new British model girlfriend, Suki Waterhouse, 20! Celebitchy → Miley Cyrus will have you know that she and boyfriend Liam Hemsworth are still on! BuzzFeed → Pink stopped her concert to console a crying little girl because she is so awesome! PopCrush → Socially awkward nerd recruits model MORE
Yesterday, paparazzi pictures of a mysterious woman ducking in a Mr. Pink van outside of a bar made their way onto the web, and everyone assumed it was Lindsay Lohan because that's the most Lindsay thing we've ever heard. It would surprise us more if someone hiding from the paparazzi outside of a bar on the evening of Lindsay's rehab sentencing wasn't LiLo. So of course, she went on Twitter and claimed that it wasn't her MORE
We knew this was coming, but I didn't realize it would be so soon! Here's Lindsay Lohan's brand-new mugshot, courtesy of the Santa Monica Police Department, because sharing is caring after all, LOL. This is Lindsay's sixth mugshot, she did have one snapped in NYC (when she allegedly punched a psychic) but those don't get released to the public, so technically this is the seventh one she's had taken. I can't even deal with the thought of having MORE
→ Sending Lindsay Lohan back to rehab for the sixth time, is so guaranteed to work! IDLYITW → Lindsay Lohan's lawyer Mark Heller is being investigated for witness tampering! Celebitchy → Tom Hanks is on an important mission to find each and every lost glove in NYC! BuzzFeed → Keyshia Cole threw some serious shade at Beyoncé over her new track "Bow Down" PopCrush → Video of Selena Gomez talking about making Justin MORE
So yesterday, Lindsay Lohan managed to show up late to court after getting off of two commercial planes and grabbing a private jet and followed all that up by striking a plea deal at the last minute to go to rehab instead of jail. Well, according to TMZ, Lindsay decided to celebrate her upcoming rehab stint by trying to go out clubbing, only to find the paparazzi waiting for her and ditching the whole thing. Lindsay Lohan clearly took her MORE
Earlier today, Lindsay Lohan dodged jail and got 90 days of rehab instead because that worked out so well the last time she went. But what you probably didn't catch was the whispered exchange between Lindsay and her lawyer, Mark Heller, while in court. According to TMZ, at one point you can hear Lindsay (who in no way looks completely hungover after St. Patrick's Day ... not at all) tell Mark to shut up and stop talking, and when he eventually MORE
Well, Lindsay Lohan somehow managed to dodge the jail bullet yet again! There's a bunch of terms and conditions that come with the plea deal she finally accepted but the main part of her 'punishment' is a ninety-day stay at a lockdown rehab facility, no day passes allowed! This seems to be the very last chance for her to straighten up her messy act, I don't think the court is going to be so kind again if she violates her probation one more time. MORE
UPDATE: It's official, Lindsay Lohan is late! Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan missed her plane to L.A. for her court date because she's LiLo, and it would be more surprising if she ever showed up anywhere on time and behaved herself than if she just showed up two hours late and soaked in gin. Well, Lindsay decided to book another plane ride, only to get off that one because she thought the plane was unsafe, all before she convinced an energy MORE
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