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After realizing yesterday that she can't actually just do whatever she wants, something must have clicked in Lindsay Lohan's brain that went, "Oh, that's right, Shawn Holley is the only reason we're not trading cigarettes for sandwiches in prison right now." So after bailing on one rehab, and then another, Lindsay has hired back Shawn as a lawyer, and has been given the green light to stay at The Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California ... MORE
Earlier today, Lindsay Lohan decided to bail on her court-mandated rehab in favor of a place that wasn't so hard, and I posited that given Lindsay's history, she could have done a lot worse. In the two hours since I said that, Lindsay has not only been given permission to stay there while the D.A. looks things over, but she hasn't even bothered showing up to the rehab she wanted to go to. TMZ reports ... Lindsay was at Fry's Electronics in MORE
Over the past few days, reports that Lindsay Lohan was planning on bailing from her court-appointed rehab because they wouldn't let her smoke have been making the rounds, but we kinda just wrote them off because let's face it, no one could possibly be that stupid, right? Except Lindsay totally is that stupid. This morning, Lindsay got on a plane and fled to California so that she could go to an easier rehab facility. TMZ reports ... But as we MORE
So for those of you who didn't know, Lindsay Lohan is supposed to check into rehab by tomorrow, which ... yeah, good luck with that. Gawd knows her previous rehab trips went so well. Anyway, in true Lindsay fashion the poor dumb nutsack is trying to weasel out of her commitment at the last second because she's worried they won't let her smoke. Yeah, I know. Can you imagine a rehab that makes you give up your vices? What's that about? TMZ reports MORE
Just to recap Lindsay Lohan's rehab saga so far: Lindsay gets sentenced to lockdown rehab. Judge realizes that doesn't actually exist. Lindsay gets sentenced to rehab center in New York. Lindsay decides to try and postpone rehab stay. And now, Lindsay is looking to capitalize on the whole thing by blogging about it because why shouldn't a deeply personal journey to the heart of your self-control issues be used to publicly score a paycheck? Page MORE
Hey, so you know how Lindsay Lohan convinced a judge to sentence her to lockdown rehab, which DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, before they eventually found the one rehab in NY that could conceivably contain her? Yeah, she's trying to get out of even that now. Why? Because LILO. RadarOnline reports ... “The judge told Lindsay that she had to be enrolled in the rehab by May 2, but it’s possible that her defense attorney might try and say that she is MORE
→ Lindsay Lohan let Charlie Sheen grope her on the Scary Movie 5 red carpet in LA! The Blemish → Isabella Cruise's boyfriend, Eddie Frencher, fled the Sea Org: what will Tom do? Celebitchy → Janet Jackson probably has the best music videos in the history of music videos! BuzzFeed → No matter how broken Lindsay Lohan is, she's still Lindsay Lohan (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather → Nick Lachey better be careful or Taylor MORE
So yesterday, my internet decided to spend the day blowing itself while my boyfriend and I tried calling Bell so that we could get it up and running. After twelve hours and one lie that there was a "service outage" (there was no service outage) I finally managed to bitch my way up to one of the higher-ups who proceeded to fix our internet in all of ten minutes. So basically, we spent twelve hours trying to fix something that should have taken a MORE
Despite the fact that she basically acted like the biggest a-hole ever on the set of Scary Movie 5 and now the producers hate her, I guess they figured that they might as well have Lindsay Lohan do the press rounds so that they can get the word out before critics tear the movie apart. So last night she went on David Letterman's late night show, where you can almost see the star that could have been has Lindsay not grown up to have one of the most MORE
If there's one thing that you can always count on with Lindsay Lohan, it's that she'll always find a way to not only do the exact opposite of what she's supposed to, but she'll find a way to make it blow up in the most spectacularly awful way she can think of. So of course, despite the fact that Lindsay was scheduled for a deposition in Los Angeles, she was off in New York because sushi is delicious. Did we really expect anything less of her? No, MORE
By now, you've probably heard the full story about Lindsay Lohan's Coachella trip: Basically, Lindsay agreed to a plea deal to go to fake lockdown rehab, but only if she could still go to Coachella because she's legally too stupid to handle anything sharper than a pool noodle. Anyway, Lindsay's friend went on the record to RadarOnline, saying that he fears for LiLo's life if she goes to Coachella ... Claus Hjelmbak, a Danish celebrity MORE
Some of you might remember Vikram Chatwal, the wealthy hotelier who Lindsay Lohan was caught macking on a few years ago. Well, he was arrested two days ago for attempting to bring a ton of drugs with him on a plane. Yeah, that sounds like someone who's friends with LiLo. TMZ reports... Multi-millionaire hotel owner Vikram Chatwal -- who's been close with Lindsay Lohan since 2011 -- has been arrested in Florida ... TMZ has learned ... after MORE
Let's recap Lindsay Lohan's current situation here, shall we? She's broke, unhireable, and since the lockdown rehab she was sentenced to doesn't even exist, chances are she's going to be a in crapload of trouble once she comes back home. So of course, Lindsay has decided to extend her trip to Brazil, and is trying to find someone to pay for it. Yeah, that sounds about right. E! Online reports ... The troubled 26-year-old star, who's been in MORE
As you know, yesterday was April Fool's Day and for the most part we tried our hardest not to end up duped like a bunch of a-holes. For the most part, all the jokes yesterday were pretty obvious so no one was dumb enough to fall for it, but then Lindsay Lohan had to go and tweet this after April Fool's officially ended ... So there are two ways this can go... Not only is Lindsay Lohan unable to show up to a set on time, she can't even be MORE
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