It’s Official: Lindsay Lohan is London’s problem now!

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Lindsay Lohan has been in London for a while now, which kind of makes sense since she's been talking about moving there forever now. Except of course we didn't believe her because ... LiLo. After a while, you're just conditioned to certain patterns. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, Lindsay actually is in London permanently now (read: until her goodwill dries up and she needs to jump ship) and has vowed to no longer act like an unprofessional nut MORE

Lindsay Lohan is already acting like LiLo at her new gig!

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All right, you know the drill: Lindsay Lohan has a reputation as an unprofessional conflict queen she needs to shake. She gets a second chance she may or may not deserve. She immediately reverts to her form as an unprofessional conflict queen. Lather rinse repeat. Anyway, let's get to the latest instance of this happening, and then we'll start theorizing as to why exactly this keeps happening. The story, via RadarOnline ... As RadarOnline MORE

Lindsay Lohan wants to be a stage actress now?

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You might remember this, but the last few times Lindsay Lohan was actually required to act, she was either an irresponsible mess or an unprepared disaster who somehow turned what should have been a short cameo shoot into a drawn-out clusterfrak. Well, because people will never learn, now she claims she's going to be appearing in a stage production of Speed-the-Plow in London, so just imagine all of that in one continuous take in front of a live MORE

Lindsay Lohan failed to show up to The Life Ball

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Stop me if you've heard this one before: Lindsay Lohan was supposed to show up for a big, expensive charity event. The event even paid for her flight, her hotel room, and got her the biggest dressing room they could get their hands on. Lindsay thanks them by not showing up like an asshole. I know, we've heard this story a million times before, but this time it's The Life Ball in Vienna, so let's run with it anyway. Page Six reports ... Lindsay MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘miscarriage’ is being questioned in court

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I have no doubt in my mind that when Lindsay Lohan used her 'miscarriage' as a defensive move in her current court case, she absolutely thought that the judge would just take her word for it because she's LiLo. But of course, the judge has to be mean and enforce those "laws" Lindsay keeps hearing about, which is why he's asking for proof and Lindsay refuses to give it to him because ... well, we all know why. So now according to RadarOnline, the MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Trying to use her ‘miscarriage’ in court

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I've been putting off talking about Lindsay Lohan's supposed miscarriage for a very good reason: Because it's a very, very serious issue and I wanted to make sure I got enough facts about the situation before I jumped to any conclusions. Thankfully, that time is now, and the conclusion is that Lindsay is an evil demon who devours love and excretes lies. Case in point, she tried to use her miscarriage to get a judge to overturn the ruling on one MORE

James Franco still denies he slept with Lindsay Lohan

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Hey, remember that one time Lindsay Lohan wrote down the names of everyone she's ever slept with, and then it ended up in the hands of In Touch magazine because she's an idiot? Well, James Franco remembers, since he was one of the names on the list. And he is not having it. According to Page Six, he's still telling anyone who will listen -- specifically, Howard Stern -- that he never, ever, ever slept with Lindsay. Okay, maybe they kissed, but MORE

Lindsay Lohan denies drinking through an interview

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Don't you just hate it when you have two conflicting stories and no real concrete evidence either way? Like this piece about Lindsay Lohan denying that she was drinking during an interview with Kode magazine. On one hand, we have Lindsay claiming the whole thing was conducted via email. On the other hand, she's LiLo. Honestly, I'm kinda torn on this one. Via E! Online ... "Lindsay never spoke to any journalist at Kode. The interview was MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s OWN show isn’t getting a second season

Oprah Winfrey and Lindsay Lohan

I almost feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. Almost. Because I'm sure when Oprah Winfrey first approached her about doing a reality TV show / docu-series, Lindsay probably thought that this was going to be her chance to show everyone what a professional she is. Except she just ended up showing everyone that she can't even be bothered to show up or behave herself on the set of her life, and if anything it just kind of proved that hiring her is like MORE

Celebs being dumb at Coachella #1: Lindsay Lohan got drunk?

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I don't know much about the history of Coachella, save to say that from its humble roots it's turned into the biggest collection of hipsters and various other rich and/or famous people pretending to be poor hippies. Oh, and there's music sometimes. Anyway, it's also offered us a new ongoing series for the week, which shall heretofore be known as 'Celebs Being Dumb at Coachella.' I know, great name. Anyway, in our first episode, we have Lindsay MORE

Of Course: Lindsay Lohan caused drama for Elle Indonesia

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Man, I bet when Oprah Winfrey first offered Lindsay Lohan a docu-series, Lindsay was probably all like, "this is my chance! I'll show the world what a professional actress I am, and then they'll give me an Oscar for my work in LINDSAY: The Television Reality Show!" And then the cameras came and everyone realized what a moron she is. So on the latest episode, we were treated to Lindsay doing a lot of stupid sh!t and then showing up late to an Elle MORE

Lindsay Lohan fired her sobriety coach because LINDSAY LOHAN

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Oh gawd, look. We all know the story at this point: Another episode of Lindsay Lohan's OWN docu-series came out, where she tries to convince everyone she's changed, and then immediately shows everyone that she has not changed. So yeah, in the latest episode, her sobriety coach tries to talk to Lindsay about her sobriety on the reality TV series about Lindsay getting sober, and Lindsay gets mad and fires her. At this rate, Lindsay will try and MORE

Lindsay Lohan was almost in The Avengers? (Sure she was)

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The longer Lindsay Lohan's OWN docu-series is on the air, the more apparent it is that Lindsay really hasn't learned jack-sh!t from Oprah Winfrey along with her many attempts (6 times?) at rehab. Or her stalled career. Or that take-down piece about what an insane jag-weed she was to work with on the set of The Canyons (which was seriously one of the worst movies ever, no lie). Learning is not Lindsay's strong suit is what I'm saying. Anyway, her MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Already burned through her Oprah paycheck?

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah Winfrey

So true story: I've been steadfastly refusing to watch Lindsay Lohan's trainwreck reality TV show on Oprah Winfrey's OWN network, but all the writers on my Second City show have seen it and are dying over what a sh!t show it's become. Honestly, I just can't watch it because it's turned into the "laugh as we give Lindsay every resource to succeed and then watch her fail!" Cringe inducing. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, this may all have been in MORE