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Ever since the judge in her case realized that there's no such thing as lockdown rehab and sentenced her to go to actual rehab, Lindsay Lohan has been adamant that not only does she not need professional help, but that she desperately needs Adderall enough that she'll fly across the country and risk jail time if it means a little more time with her pills. (See how those two statements completely contradict each other? Well, then congratulations MORE
A few of you might remember this, but somewhere in transition period between when Lindsay Lohan was an actress and when LiLo was a cautionary tale, she was briefly a clothing designer. Remember? Her line was called 6126 (I think that was her dealer's extension or something) and it was mostly known for selling tights with knee-pads in them, but the entire thing sort of just disappeared. Well, it turns out Lindsay tried to convince clothing MORE
Fun Fact: it's been almost ten years since Mean Girls was released and cemented Lindsay Lohan as a promising, up-and-coming leading actress. And then she just bombed. Just imploded. Which is what happens when you're instilled with the belief that being a celebrity means you can do whatever you want with no repercussions. Lindsay's Mean Girls boyfriend, Jonathan Bennett, was recently spotted wearing a "Go to jail, Lindsay" shirt, so don't expect MORE
Ever since she entered rehab, Lindsay Lohan's biggest concern has been the fact that she can't take Adderall, which she believes she needs control her ADD (and possibly to suppress her appetite and keep her freckled-ass skinny). Well, turns out the Betty Ford Center isn't all that cool with the fact that she's using a highly-addictive pill for sh!ts and giggles, so they cut her off and switched her to a less addictive form of the drug without MORE
According to more than a few rumors floating around, Adderall seems to be the big reason as to why Lindsay Lohan went from being one of the most bankable stars in Hollywood to being the person best-known for nearly hitting a baby with her car amongst her many other messy escapades. Apparently, the doctors over at the Betty Ford Center seem to agree because after a little discussion, they've decided to take away Lindsay's Adderall away and put her MORE
It's pretty much universally agreed upon that the root of Lindsay Lohan's problems are her parents, both of whom have failed at even the most basic principles of raising a kid in the most spectacular ways possible. So of course, The Betty Ford Center is trying to bring in Michael Lohan and Dina Lohan so that they can they can all get some family therapy. Come back tomorrow when the three of them escape from Betty Ford and go on a drunken MORE
Lindsay Lohan is basically the picture of health, says Lindsay Lohan (and nobody else). From a wellness perspective, her interview with Piers Morgan was an exercise in DENIAL as she claimed she rarely drinks and has only done coke a few times. There's only one way to get healthy, and that is to live in this place we call reality! Game of Thrones hottie Nikolaj Coster-Waldau does the EXACT type of workout I do with my clients; see his anywhere MORE
Lindsay Lohan, whose most known for her amazing judgment and moderation, sat down for an interview with Piers Morgan about her rehab stint and her history of f**king up royally in public. To his credit, Piers does the best he can with her, but she decided to use the opportunity to try and convince us that she was never much of a drinker (HA!) and that she only did cocaine maybe four times. The best parts from The Daily Mail ... Do you think MORE
After realizing yesterday that she can't actually just do whatever she wants, something must have clicked in Lindsay Lohan's brain that went, "Oh, that's right, Shawn Holley is the only reason we're not trading cigarettes for sandwiches in prison right now." So after bailing on one rehab, and then another, Lindsay has hired back Shawn as a lawyer, and has been given the green light to stay at The Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California ... MORE
Earlier today, Lindsay Lohan decided to bail on her court-mandated rehab in favor of a place that wasn't so hard, and I posited that given Lindsay's history, she could have done a lot worse. In the two hours since I said that, Lindsay has not only been given permission to stay there while the D.A. looks things over, but she hasn't even bothered showing up to the rehab she wanted to go to. TMZ reports ... Lindsay was at Fry's Electronics in MORE
Over the past few days, reports that Lindsay Lohan was planning on bailing from her court-appointed rehab because they wouldn't let her smoke have been making the rounds, but we kinda just wrote them off because let's face it, no one could possibly be that stupid, right? Except Lindsay totally is that stupid. This morning, Lindsay got on a plane and fled to California so that she could go to an easier rehab facility. TMZ reports ... But as we MORE
So for those of you who didn't know, Lindsay Lohan is supposed to check into rehab by tomorrow, which ... yeah, good luck with that. Gawd knows her previous rehab trips went so well. Anyway, in true Lindsay fashion the poor dumb nutsack is trying to weasel out of her commitment at the last second because she's worried they won't let her smoke. Yeah, I know. Can you imagine a rehab that makes you give up your vices? What's that about? TMZ reports MORE
Just to recap Lindsay Lohan's rehab saga so far: Lindsay gets sentenced to lockdown rehab. Judge realizes that doesn't actually exist. Lindsay gets sentenced to rehab center in New York. Lindsay decides to try and postpone rehab stay. And now, Lindsay is looking to capitalize on the whole thing by blogging about it because why shouldn't a deeply personal journey to the heart of your self-control issues be used to publicly score a paycheck? Page MORE
Hey, so you know how Lindsay Lohan convinced a judge to sentence her to lockdown rehab, which DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, before they eventually found the one rehab in NY that could conceivably contain her? Yeah, she's trying to get out of even that now. Why? Because LILO. RadarOnline reports ... “The judge told Lindsay that she had to be enrolled in the rehab by May 2, but it’s possible that her defense attorney might try and say that she is MORE
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