Lindsay Lohan’s stage career might be on shaky ground

Lindsay Lohan

Well, good / bad news time, kids. The good news? The London revival of David Mamet's 1988 play Speed-the-Plow starring Lindsay Lohan was performed the other night, and it's only getting mixed reviews. MIXED! Which means that about fifty percent of people actually like it! Honestly, when you consider how many people thought she would set the building ablaze, this is pretty good. On the downside, apparently she didn't know a pretty decent chunk of MORE

LiLo lied about touching Whitney Houston’s body bag

Whitney Houston and Lindsay Lohan

All right, here's the deal: I'm down in Las Vegas again for my partner's birthday trip, and to be honest, the culture shock of going from Toronto to Vegas is doing weird things to my head. Even worse is the fact that on the flight in, our plane landed diagonally, so right now I'm not entirely convinced we didn't die and I'm now in purgatory. Anyway, all this to say that when I woke up this morning, I wasn't expecting to hear a story about how MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Accused of stealing an app!

Lindsay Lohan

Not to be a douche here, but is it bad that I saw this news story and the first thing to pop into my head was "Well, at least it's not jewelry or clothing again." Lindsay Lohan's being accused of stealing programs now! Our little girl is growing up, kind of! Anyway, according to TMZ, Lindsay and her brother Michael Lohan Jr. are being accused of jacking the idea for an app where you can look celeb closets and purchase the clothes they wear, which MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Ready for a book–wants J.K. Rowling to pen it?

Lindsay Lohan

It seems Lindsay Lohan is nearing the end of her career, a magical land filled with off-Broadway stage productions and ghostwritten literary works. Seeing as she's already ripping apart a David Mamet play over in London, she's now setting her sights on a possible tell-all novel. Except of course, she's trying to get either E.L. James of Fifty Shades of Grey fame or J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter) to write it for her. So look forward to Harry Potter MORE

Lindsay Lohan is demanding €30,000 for interviews now

Lindsay Lohan

Over the course of being a gossip blogger, you're bound to read a lot of Lindsay Lohan interviews. A LOT. Which is why I cannot believe that LiLo is now demanding €30,000 per interview over in Europe. Or to put that into perspective, $40,000 for those of us across the pond. So yeah, just imagine using a down payment on a home as a wick for a molotov cocktail, and you have an accurate metaphor for all of this. RadarOnline reports ... Lohan MORE

It’s Official: Lindsay Lohan is London’s problem now!

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has been in London for a while now, which kind of makes sense since she's been talking about moving there forever now. Except of course we didn't believe her because ... LiLo. After a while, you're just conditioned to certain patterns. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, Lindsay actually is in London permanently now (read: until her goodwill dries up and she needs to jump ship) and has vowed to no longer act like an unprofessional nut MORE

Lindsay Lohan is already acting like LiLo at her new gig!

Lindsay Lohan

All right, you know the drill: Lindsay Lohan has a reputation as an unprofessional conflict queen she needs to shake. She gets a second chance she may or may not deserve. She immediately reverts to her form as an unprofessional conflict queen. Lather rinse repeat. Anyway, let's get to the latest instance of this happening, and then we'll start theorizing as to why exactly this keeps happening. The story, via RadarOnline ... As RadarOnline MORE

Lindsay Lohan wants to be a stage actress now?

Lindsay Lohan

You might remember this, but the last few times Lindsay Lohan was actually required to act, she was either an irresponsible mess or an unprepared disaster who somehow turned what should have been a short cameo shoot into a drawn-out clusterfrak. Well, because people will never learn, now she claims she's going to be appearing in a stage production of Speed-the-Plow in London, so just imagine all of that in one continuous take in front of a live MORE

Lindsay Lohan failed to show up to The Life Ball

Lindsay Lohan

Stop me if you've heard this one before: Lindsay Lohan was supposed to show up for a big, expensive charity event. The event even paid for her flight, her hotel room, and got her the biggest dressing room they could get their hands on. Lindsay thanks them by not showing up like an asshole. I know, we've heard this story a million times before, but this time it's The Life Ball in Vienna, so let's run with it anyway. Page Six reports ... Lindsay MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘miscarriage’ is being questioned in court

Lindsay Lohan

I have no doubt in my mind that when Lindsay Lohan used her 'miscarriage' as a defensive move in her current court case, she absolutely thought that the judge would just take her word for it because she's LiLo. But of course, the judge has to be mean and enforce those "laws" Lindsay keeps hearing about, which is why he's asking for proof and Lindsay refuses to give it to him because ... well, we all know why. So now according to RadarOnline, the MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Trying to use her ‘miscarriage’ in court

Lindsay Lohan

I've been putting off talking about Lindsay Lohan's supposed miscarriage for a very good reason: Because it's a very, very serious issue and I wanted to make sure I got enough facts about the situation before I jumped to any conclusions. Thankfully, that time is now, and the conclusion is that Lindsay is an evil demon who devours love and excretes lies. Case in point, she tried to use her miscarriage to get a judge to overturn the ruling on one MORE

James Franco still denies he slept with Lindsay Lohan

James Franco

Hey, remember that one time Lindsay Lohan wrote down the names of everyone she's ever slept with, and then it ended up in the hands of In Touch magazine because she's an idiot? Well, James Franco remembers, since he was one of the names on the list. And he is not having it. According to Page Six, he's still telling anyone who will listen -- specifically, Howard Stern -- that he never, ever, ever slept with Lindsay. Okay, maybe they kissed, but MORE

Lindsay Lohan denies drinking through an interview


Don't you just hate it when you have two conflicting stories and no real concrete evidence either way? Like this piece about Lindsay Lohan denying that she was drinking during an interview with Kode magazine. On one hand, we have Lindsay claiming the whole thing was conducted via email. On the other hand, she's LiLo. Honestly, I'm kinda torn on this one. Via E! Online ... "Lindsay never spoke to any journalist at Kode. The interview was MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s OWN show isn’t getting a second season

Oprah Winfrey and Lindsay Lohan

I almost feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. Almost. Because I'm sure when Oprah Winfrey first approached her about doing a reality TV show / docu-series, Lindsay probably thought that this was going to be her chance to show everyone what a professional she is. Except she just ended up showing everyone that she can't even be bothered to show up or behave herself on the set of her life, and if anything it just kind of proved that hiring her is like MORE