Lindsay Lohan just fired her lawyer Shawn Holley!

Lindsay Lohan and lawyer Shawn Holley

I've been writing for PopBytes for almost three years now, and one of the things that has consistently amazed me is the talent of Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Holley. I don't know how she does it, but the woman is a certifiable legal genius. That is the only explanation for why Lindsay isn't currently bartering cigarettes for toilet paper in jail, even when she is clearly doing everything she possibly can to put herself in that situation. MORE

Lindsay Lohan completely lucks out … again!

Lindsay Lohan

So I'm not sure if you heard about this, but Lindsay Lohan was supposed to be in court today for a hearing related to that one time where she punched a psychic in the face. Remember when LiLo punched a psychic in the face? Good times, goooooooood times ... well, turns out Lindsay's still in London, and while pulling a no-show in court would normally be a huge screw up for your average Joe, Lindsay somehow lucked out, because the prosecutors MORE

Lindsay Lohan probably won’t go to jail

Lindsay Lohan

Yesterday, I said that despite the eight months of jail hanging over Lindsay Lohan's head, there was a pretty good chance she'd get off scot-free because come on, how can you stay mad at that bloated, botoxed face? Well it turns out the prosecutors are not effing around here, and are demanding that her probation be revoked ASAP. TMZ reports: According to the L.A. City Attorney's office, prosecutors want Lindsay's probation revoked because of MORE

Lindsay Lohan is facing eight months of jail!

Lindsay Lohan

In the past year, Lindsay Lohan lied to police over wreckless driving, punched a woman in the face (allegedly), and was the central suspect in a theft case that was dropped after the guy who got robbed conveniently refused to press charges. In a logical universe, LiLo would actually be forced to serve the eight months of jail time after her probation is revoked tomorrow, but this is reality, so Lindsay will probably be forced to watch an episode MORE

Universal is suing over a ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ porno

Fifty Shades of Grey: A XXX Adaptation

Finally answering the question of whether or not you can make a porn parody out of a bad parody of porn, someone made a porn spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey. Yes, seriously. It turns out, Universal Studios (the company that owns the rights to the upcoming film adaptation) is not happy with this and is planning on suing Smash Pictures for making a XXX adaptation. Page Six reports: Universal Studios – the company shooting the movie version of MORE

Lifetime might be suing Lindsay Lohan?

Lindsay Lohan

Throughout the filming of Liz & Dick, it was hard not to roll our eyes every time one of the producers breathlessly proclaimed that Lindsay Lohan was a better Liz Taylor than even Liz Taylor herself and that her performance would make it rain Emmys and hail Golden Globes. Except then the movie actually came out and they realized it was a huge critical and commercial flop, so now there's a rumor going around that Lifetime is planning on suing MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s probation might be revoked

Lindsay Lohan

Oh gosh, who couldn't see this one coming? Wait, you're telling me EVERYONE knew this was going to happen because Lindsay Lohan fails in new and exciting ways incomprehensible to the human mind? Get out! Anyway, after Lindsay "allegedly" rammed her car into a truck's ass and then lied to the police about it, Lindsay reportedly will soon have her probation revoked, and just like that, we will enter stage five of the LiLo screw-up cycle: non-stop MORE

Lindsay Lohan might be charged for lying to the police

Lindsay Lohan

Remember last summer when Lindsay Lohan got a free limo to drive her wherever she wanted, but was all like, "Nah, I'm a great driver!" And then she rammed her Porsche up a trucker's ass? Yeah. Well, turns out after the accident, she may or may not have lied to the police, which is kind of a huge no-no, and according to TMZ, this potential probation violation could send her to jail. For those keeping track, we've now reached the fourth step in the MORE

Amanda Bynes: Skipped court, went shopping!

Amanda Bynes

Ever since Amanda Bynes decided to try and ram her car into every other car she saw in the hopes of creating a Voltron (I'm assuming that's what's happening here) she's been trying to convince everyone that she is not just like Lindsay Lohan. Except today she completely missed a scheduled appointment, a court hearing for her hit and run, because she was out shopping, which is totally something Lindsay never-- Oh, wait, Lindsay already did it. MORE

Rihanna to defend Chris Brown in court?

Chris Brown and Rihanna

So I'm not sure if you know this, but if you're on probation, you're apparently supposed to stay off drugs and obey laws and stuff? I know, it sounds so weird now that I say it, but it's true! Anyway, back in June, Chris Brown was given a drug test back in June while he was supposed to be doing community service, and wouldn't you know it, the guy tested positive for weed. Admittedly, this is barely counts as a drug, but to be fair, if someone MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Arrested for hit and run

Lindsay Lohan

Remember how a couple days ago, Lindsay Lohan  went on Twitter and started yammering on about how unfair it was that Amanda Bynes hadn't been arrested yet, while she had to spend whole minutes in prison? Yeah, well I guess Karma heard this and went "Oh what's that? The irresponsible, entitled little brat wants to throw stones in her glass house? Well screw it, I'll play along. Let's have her hit a guy with her car before fleeing the scene, then MORE

Amanda Bynes: Charged with two hit and runs!

Amanda Bynes

A couple months ago, Amanda Bynes got into a string of hit and run mishaps, and when she wasn't trying to pry her car out of the trunk of a cop car, she was telling everyone who would listen that she wasn't the new Lindsay Lohan. Which is true, because Amanda is actually being charged for two of her accidentd, and is currently looking at a year in jail. Fox News reports ... TMZ broke the story that prosecutors recently reopened Bynes' MORE

Amanda Bynes’ hit and run case continues …

Amanda Bynes

In the space of a few months, Amanda Bynes has allegedly found herself in something like four hit-and-runs, as well as one instance where immediately after being charged with a DUI, she was seen leaving a bar by getting into her car, running over the curb, and driving away while texting. GENIUS. Anyway, her alleged hit-and-run case is being sent to prosecutors, and in case you're asking: No, I don't know which hit-and-run they're talking about. MORE

Jennifer Lopez is ready to sue on Casper’s behalf!

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart

Yesterday, we reported on a rumor that Jennifer Lopez's back-up dancer boy toy, Casper Smart, was seen ducking into what looked like an exotic massage / gay peep show for ten minutes. Guess who didn't like that rumor? That's right, here comes La Lopez with the her lawyers threatening lawsuits against anyone who dare claims her post-divorce-bang was unfaithful, via EW ... Jennifer Lopez is fighting back at tabloid reports that her boyfriend, MORE