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Finally answering the question of whether or not you can make a porn parody out of a bad parody of porn, someone made a porn spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey. Yes, seriously. It turns out, Universal Studios (the company that owns the rights to the upcoming film adaptation) is not happy with this and is planning on suing Smash Pictures for making a XXX adaptation. Page Six reports: Universal Studios – the company shooting the movie version of MORE
Throughout the filming of Liz & Dick, it was hard not to roll our eyes every time one of the producers breathlessly proclaimed that Lindsay Lohan was a better Liz Taylor than even Liz Taylor herself and that her performance would make it rain Emmys and hail Golden Globes. Except then the movie actually came out and they realized it was a huge critical and commercial flop, so now there's a rumor going around that Lifetime is planning on suing MORE
Oh gosh, who couldn't see this one coming? Wait, you're telling me EVERYONE knew this was going to happen because Lindsay Lohan fails in new and exciting ways incomprehensible to the human mind? Get out! Anyway, after Lindsay "allegedly" rammed her car into a truck's ass and then lied to the police about it, Lindsay reportedly will soon have her probation revoked, and just like that, we will enter stage five of the LiLo screw-up cycle: non-stop MORE
Remember last summer when Lindsay Lohan got a free limo to drive her wherever she wanted, but was all like, "Nah, I'm a great driver!" And then she rammed her Porsche up a trucker's ass? Yeah. Well, turns out after the accident, she may or may not have lied to the police, which is kind of a huge no-no, and according to TMZ, this potential probation violation could send her to jail. For those keeping track, we've now reached the fourth step in the MORE
Ever since Amanda Bynes decided to try and ram her car into every other car she saw in the hopes of creating a Voltron (I'm assuming that's what's happening here) she's been trying to convince everyone that she is not just like Lindsay Lohan. Except today she completely missed a scheduled appointment, a court hearing for her hit and run, because she was out shopping, which is totally something Lindsay never-- Oh, wait, Lindsay already did it. MORE
So I'm not sure if you know this, but if you're on probation, you're apparently supposed to stay off drugs and obey laws and stuff? I know, it sounds so weird now that I say it, but it's true! Anyway, back in June, Chris Brown was given a drug test back in June while he was supposed to be doing community service, and wouldn't you know it, the guy tested positive for weed. Admittedly, this is barely counts as a drug, but to be fair, if someone MORE
Remember how a couple days ago, Lindsay Lohan went on Twitter and started yammering on about how unfair it was that Amanda Bynes hadn't been arrested yet, while she had to spend whole minutes in prison? Yeah, well I guess Karma heard this and went "Oh what's that? The irresponsible, entitled little brat wants to throw stones in her glass house? Well screw it, I'll play along. Let's have her hit a guy with her car before fleeing the scene, then MORE
A couple months ago, Amanda Bynes got into a string of hit and run mishaps, and when she wasn't trying to pry her car out of the trunk of a cop car, she was telling everyone who would listen that she wasn't the new Lindsay Lohan. Which is true, because Amanda is actually being charged for two of her accidentd, and is currently looking at a year in jail. Fox News reports ... TMZ broke the story that prosecutors recently reopened Bynes' MORE
In the space of a few months, Amanda Bynes has allegedly found herself in something like four hit-and-runs, as well as one instance where immediately after being charged with a DUI, she was seen leaving a bar by getting into her car, running over the curb, and driving away while texting. GENIUS. Anyway, her alleged hit-and-run case is being sent to prosecutors, and in case you're asking: No, I don't know which hit-and-run they're talking about. MORE
Yesterday, we reported on a rumor that Jennifer Lopez's back-up dancer boy toy, Casper Smart, was seen ducking into what looked like an exotic massage / gay peep show for ten minutes. Guess who didn't like that rumor? That's right, here comes La Lopez with the her lawyers threatening lawsuits against anyone who dare claims her post-divorce-bang was unfaithful, via EW ... Jennifer Lopez is fighting back at tabloid reports that her boyfriend, MORE
To be honest, I really do like Modern Family. I mean, I'm not head-over-heels in love with it the way I am with certain other shows (no one can ever replace you, my darling RuPaul's Drag Race ...) but I still really enjoy it. That being said, it looks like some of the contracts might not be completely on the level, or so says this lawsuit filed by all the adult cast members of the show, claiming that the contracts aren't legal and that they want MORE
So if you haven't heard by now, there's some serious shenanigans going down in the Jackson family, up to and including Janet Jackson slapping Paris Jackson because she wants some money. You know, because trying to beat money out of a child's face is a reasonable thing for an adult to do. They're like the coin-blocks from Super Mario. Anyway, since Katherine Jackson is currently dealing with the rest of her kids clamoring for Michael Jackson's MORE
Barely a week after Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise in order to keep her daughter Suri Cruise off of Scientology's magical brain-washing/slavery cruise ship bonanza (no homos allowed) it looks like the two have finally reached an agreement. Namely: Katie is taking the kid and running and Tom will continue being delusional. People magazine reports: "The case has been settled and the agreement has been signed. We are thrilled for MORE
After months of seeing how much alcohol someone needs to drink before the roads of West Hollywood begin to look like Mario Kart, Amanda Bynes has officially been charged with DUI (she's pleading not guilty), which carries a maximum sentence of six months. Although realistically, she'll probably only be in there for a couple minutes before she's back out again because this is California we're talking about. Anyway, showing the kind of judgement MORE
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