Lil Za got arrested again while under arrest. Genius.

Lil Za

So it's pretty much safe to assume that Lil Za has become the designated fall guy for Justin Bieber's latest marvelous f**k-up of causing $20,000 in property damage. Yesterday, Lil Za was arrested for possession of drugs, and was arrested a second time -- IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FIRST ARREST --  after he smashed a phone. Or in terms the internet can better understand, yo dawg! I heard you like taking the fall, so we put a felony in your felony so MORE

BUSTED: Justin Bieber got raided, Lil Za got arrested!

Justin Bieber and Lil Za

So ... remember how Justin Bieber egged his neighbor's house and caused tens of thousands of dollars in property damage? Yeah, well, his neighbor really wasn't about to take that one sitting down, and so the police got a search warrant to enter his home, and are now looking for anything that could tie him to the incident. Oh, and in the interim they arrested one of Justin's best friends, Lil Za for cocaine possession. TMZ reports ... Justin MORE

Justin Bieber egged his neighbor’s house?

Justin Bieber

Remember when Justin Bieber was just lesbian-haired little boy constantly being pushed on the world by a team of yes-men? And then apparently, Bieber was like "Yeah, I'm rich and I get everything I want, but what if I was also a huge asshole?" I guess dreams really do come true! Anyway, for his latest douche stunt, Justin decided to egg his neighbors house, thoroughly freaking out the guy's daughter (I'm guessing she's not a Belieber anymore). MORE

HAHAHA: Shia LaBeouf got a cease and desist!

Shia LaBeouf

Around the end of 2013, everyone found out that one of Shia LaBeouf's short films was actually pretty much lifted part and parcel from a Daniel Clowes graphic novel. There are one of two explanations for it: Either he stole the entire thing because he figured he could get away with it, or he's trying to do some sort of performance art piece about how stealing is the new creativity. Although if we plotted this out on a Venn diagram, the sliver MORE

Chris Brown isn’t copping a plea deal over that assault case

Chris Brown

As some of you might remember, Chris Brown is currently in rehab for anger management after getting into a fight with a guy, and then going to a different rehab, only to get pissed off and throw a rock through his mom's car window. So yeah, a series of great life decisions there. Anyway, Chris' lawyer has reportedly refused a plea deal in regards to that assault charge from the original fight, which is fair because this is California. You think MORE

Kanye West might be getting sued for copyright infringement

Kanye West

Considering what a weirdly disjointed mess "Bound 2" ended up being for Kanye West, you'd wonder why anyone would want to take credit for that polished turd. Except apparently, someone really wants to lay claim to it because according to Starpulse, a member of 70's teen band The Ponderosa Twins Plus One is apparently planning on suing Kanye for sampling their song, "Bound." Yeah, Kanye sampled a song, then just threw a 2 on the end of its title. MORE

Chris Brown’s probation got revoked

Chris Brown

Christmas is still a week away, but I'm guessing the angels we have heard on high must have gotten a bit antsy because they've already delivered to us a Christmas miracle: Chris Brown's probation has been revoked. HA! E! Online reports ... A judge revoked the R&B star's probation today in light of his October arrest for alleged assault in Washington, D.C.—but instead of being taken into custody, Brown was ordered to just keep doing what MORE

Chris Brown sentenced to 90 days of anger management rehab

Chris Brown

Yesterday, we found out that Chris Brown got kicked out of his last anger management rehab stint after he flew into a violent rage. Well, because it worked so well the last time, Chris has been sentenced to 90 more days of rehab, assuming he doesn't explode like the last hundred times he was faced with any sort of adversity. TMZ reports ... We just got hold of the probation report in the Rihanna case, which outlines what happened during his 13 MORE

Chris Brown got violent in anger management rehab?

Chris Brown

Remember last week, when Chris Brown left anger management rehab after only two weeks and everyone just assumed that a few days of rehab would somehow reverse a lifetime of bad programming? Yeeeeeeeeeah, so it turns out that two weeks totally was not enough rehab to fix Chris, and the reason he left so early was because he was kicked out for throwing a violent fit during his stay. TMZ reports ... Chris Brown went into a VIOLENT RAGE while in MORE

Chris Brown: Bailed out by the Secret Service?

Chris Brown

Remember how I said that Chris Brown wouldn't ever be held accountable for his fight over the weekend because the legal system will bend over backwards for anyone vaguely famous? Well, I wasn't kidding. According to TMZ, the Secret Service, as in the people tasked with protecting the President of the United States, actually stepped in on Chris' behalf to help keep him out of jail. Here's what we know. According to official D.C. documents -- MORE

Chris Brown’s assault charge was reduced

Chris Brown

UPDATE: Chris Brown has entered rehab! His rep said in a statement, "Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility. His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point." Over the weekend, Chris Brown allegedly punched a dude and everyone around the world basically went "THIS. This right here. Stuff like this is the reason MORE

Pauly D is fighting for custody of his love child

Pauly D

Normally, I wouldn't bother talking about Pauly D or the love child he fathered, but ... well, you know what the big story is right now. At this point, I'm just trying to hold it off the way one might use his body to barricade the doors as thousands of zombies press against the other side. Either way, as I try and hold back the brainless army of the damned, let's all read about how Pauly D and his baby mama are fighting over their paycheck. I MORE

Dina Lohan pleads not guilty in DWI case!

Dina Lohan

When the cops catch you speeding down the highway, and then your breathalyzer comes up with a .20 reading (almost twice the legal limit), you'd probably have no choice but to admit you screwed up and drove while drunk. But that's not the case with Dina Lohan, TMZ is reporting she decided to plead not guilty in court earlier this morning in NY, with her attorney Mark Heller (remember when he tried to represent Lindsay Lohan by sweet talking the MORE

Chris Brown spent 45 minutes in jail!

Chris Brown

Remember Chris Brown's hit-and-run case that I just figured Chris would never have to be held accountable? Well, the goodish news is that someone actually held his feet to the fire for once and made him serve jail time for his hit-and-run case. The bad news is that he not only only served about 45 minutes (Basically, a one-hour TV show without the commercials) and his lawyer Mark Geragos played it so that no one would see him do it. TMZ reports MORE