Oh Justin Bieber, what are you being sued for now?

Justin Bieber

You'd figure that after copping two plea deals in the span of a year (hell, in the span of a month even) Justin Bieber might try and lay low for a while. Maybe take up knitting. Needlepoint perhaps? Except no, because he's now being sued again, this time for allegedly orchestrating the beating of a paparazzi. Normally I'd say "just do you!" but the "you!" in question is fundamentally terrible. Be anyone else. Just do anyone other than you! TMZ MORE

Another Day, Another Plea Deal for Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Mugshot

Oh Justin Bieber, I'm slightly amazed that you're still a thing. Don't get me wrong, I get that pop music in general is mostly a garbage soup with the occasional cracker of excellence rising to the top. I love those crackers. But even by those standards, most of your musical output has been underwhelming compared to your personal life. Anyway, it looks like you have a second plea deal, this one stemming from your DUI arrest earlier this year. So MORE

Kanye West’s deposition isn’t going well …

Kanye West

Remember a while back when Kanye West compared the paparazzi to rape? And then yesterday, we found out that in a deposition for a paparazzi beating case, he compared celebrities fighting the paparazzi to the 60's civil rights movement? Well the deposition marches on, and continuing along in the vein of "incredibly dumb parallels", here is Kanye talking about that time he compared the paparazzi to Nazis. Via TMZ ... Nate Goldberg -- the MORE

Kanye West: Celebrities are like civil rights pioneers!

Kanye West

Ever heard the saying, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt"? I think Abraham Lincoln said it? Probably. Someone should really consider painting this in 5000 point font on the walls of Kanye West's home, because during a deposition for that paparazzi beating case, he went ahead and compared celebrities to the civil rights pioneers of the 1960's. I repeat: Kanye thinks being a modern day celebrity MORE

Justin Bieber: Charged w/ vandalism for his egging incident

Justin Bieber

Remember that one time where Justin Bieber allegedly egged a guy's house and somehow, through the sheer power of douche, caused $20,000 in damages? Actually, you probably don't because since then there have been something like five or six scandals that were even worse. Anyway, they're finally filing charges against him for criminal vandalism. TMZ reports ... The charge comes on the heels of the D.A.'s decision not to charge Bieber in an MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘miscarriage’ is being questioned in court

Lindsay Lohan

I have no doubt in my mind that when Lindsay Lohan used her 'miscarriage' as a defensive move in her current court case, she absolutely thought that the judge would just take her word for it because she's LiLo. But of course, the judge has to be mean and enforce those "laws" Lindsay keeps hearing about, which is why he's asking for proof and Lindsay refuses to give it to him because ... well, we all know why. So now according to RadarOnline, the MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Trying to use her ‘miscarriage’ in court

Lindsay Lohan

I've been putting off talking about Lindsay Lohan's supposed miscarriage for a very good reason: Because it's a very, very serious issue and I wanted to make sure I got enough facts about the situation before I jumped to any conclusions. Thankfully, that time is now, and the conclusion is that Lindsay is an evil demon who devours love and excretes lies. Case in point, she tried to use her miscarriage to get a judge to overturn the ruling on one MORE

Justin Bieber: To be charged for misdemeanor vandalism only

Justin Bieber

Remember that time Justin Bieber egged his neighbor's house so hard he ended up causing thousands of dollars worth of damage? And then everyone immediately tied their hopes to it on the off-chance that they would deport Justin back to Canada, even though he's YOUR FAULT, AMERICA? Well, it turns out, he's only being charged with a misdemeanor vandalism, and according to RadarOnline, the sheriff's department is PISSED. Detectives investigating MORE

That guy who leaked Kimye’s proposal video may have a case

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

I'm not going to lie: I read through this entire piece from THR about the current state of that lawsuit against Chad Hurley for leaking Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's proposal video, and ... man, that is just an impenetrable wall of text. If you ever wondered why people spend so much time in law school, it's because they're essentially learning an entirely new language. Anyway, as best as I can tell, Hurley's current case is that TMZ allegedly MORE

Justin Bieber’s DUI trial has been set for May 5th

Justin Bieber

Remember that time Justin Bieber got arrested for driving around, allegedly under the influence? Of course you do, because literally one out of every three gossip stories is at the very least tangentially related to the incident. Anyway, it looks like his trial has been set for May 5th, and thus far he's looking at a whole slew of charges, which I'm sure he'll get community service for. Via THR ... Justin Bieber's Miami Beach trial date has MORE

Justin Bieber’s videotaped deposition is out!

Justin Bieber

All right kiddies, gather round, because I've got something to tell you: I'm currently bundled up in about five layers of sweater because I caught my boyfriend's cold. My throat is killing me, my head's swimming, my nose is on fire, and my level of "Bitch I can't even with you right now" is currently set to Eleven. Thousand. Eleven thousand. So here's Justin Bieber acting like a snotty little sh!t during his deposition, and oh my gawd you stupid MORE

Justin Bieber got all huffy over Selena Gomez questions!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

In all the hubbub surrounding Justin Bieber's jailhouse pee videos -- look forward to Justin Bieber Pees In A Cup 3: Revenge of the Fallen -- I almost forgot that there are ton of other things he's in trouble for. Like that photographer who is suing Justin for allegedly sending a bodyguard to rough him up in Miami. And according to TMZ, that's not going terribly well, as Justin walked out of the deposition after they asked him questions about MORE

Justin Bieber is going to stand trial for his DUI

Justin Bieber Mugshot

So apparently, Justin Bieber was offered a plea deal in his DUI case, which any sensible person would have taken because ... well, have you seen his mugshot? Those eyes are as red and glazed as a red velvet doughnut. Except that would entail Justin being on probation and submitting to random drug tests, and no one in Justin's camp wants to actually make him act like a responsible adult, so Justin's turning down the plea deal and going to court to MORE

Justin Bieber’s arrest video is under review before a possible release

Justin Bieber

A couple weeks back, we reported that Justin Bieber had another video of him taking a leak floating around out there, and it could be released because of Florida's open records law. Except now a judge is closely reviewing it to make sure it's appropriate for release. Billboard reports ... "The right of privacy cannot trump the right of access to public records," said Deanna Shullman, the attorney for the AP and several other media outlets. "My MORE