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Justin Bieber will sue you if you talk about his parties!

Justin Bieber

Because he's an artist and he wants you all to talk about his craft and to never again mention all that other bull, TMZ is reporting that Justin Bieber makes guests at his house parties sign a waiver that states that if any guest talks about what goes on at one of Bieber's parties, he can sue them for $5 Million. Because nothing says "welcome to my house!" like hanging a $5 Million sword of Damocles over your guests' head so that they don't MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Getting sued …. again!

Lindsay Lohan

A few of you might remember this, but somewhere in transition period between when Lindsay Lohan was an actress and when LiLo was a cautionary tale, she was briefly a clothing designer. Remember? Her line was called 6126 (I think that was her dealer's extension or something) and it was mostly known for selling tights with knee-pads in them, but the entire thing sort of just disappeared. Well, it turns out Lindsay tried to convince clothing MORE

Robert Kardashian’s journals are still causing drama

The Kardashians

A couple months ago, diary entries from the late Robert Kardashian's journal started making their way online, which basically called out Kris Jenner as a terrible mother, alleging that she abused, threatened and neglected her children while she basically looked after no one but herself. Well, the Kardashian family is now suing Ellen Pearson, Robert's widow and the woman who released the entries, for slander and libel and- Oh, wait, they're only MORE

The Kardashian makeup line is being pulled off shelves

Khroma / Kardashian Makeup

Some of you might remember this one, but a couple months ago, the Kardashians were accused of stealing the name of a makeup line, Kroma, for their own line, Khroma. Yeah, that's not much of a stretch. Well, the Khroma line just sent the Kardashians and their line a cease and desist, and in the interrim, the Kardashians' makeup line is being pulled from the shelves until the matter is settled. Side-note: HAHAHAHAHA! You suck Kim Kardashian! MORE

Pitbull can still get it locked up like Lindsay Lohan!

Lindsay Lohan and Pitbull

As some of you might remember, Lindsay Lohan tried to sue Pitbull after he included a lyric about her getting her ass locked up in jail in one of his songs. Yes, how dare he reference a thing that actually happened in real life?! Well, according to RadarOnline, the case was thrown out because it's not illegal to make fun of stupid asshole celebrities, which is probably a good thing because if it was, I would actually have to get a -- GASP! -- MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer doesn’t know how to reach her

Lindsay Lohan

Considering Lindsay Lohan not only failed to pay Shawn Holley, one of the best lawyers out there, but fired her in favor of a guy (Mark Heller) who seems to think that lucky rabbits' feet and hitting on the judge are the way to go, you would figure that everyone to ever pass the bar exam would have agreed to never touch her. Except it turns out, Lindsay currently has another lawsuit on her hands, stemming from a 2010 incident where she hit MORE

Lady Gaga: My ex-assistant is ‘a f–king hood rat’

Lady Gaga and Jennifer O'Neill

Back in 2011, Lady Gaga was sued by her former assistant Jennifer O’Neill for 7,168 hours of unpaid overtime, to the tune of $393,000 dollars. (Somewhere out there, Lindsay Lohan just went "HA! Amateur," before asking Gaga for a $50,000 loan.) Anyway, the tapes from Gaga's deposition have made their way online, and if Gaga's still an anti-bullying advocate, she sure as hell isn't showing it. Lady Gaga unloaded on a former personal assistant MORE

Justin Bieber punched his ex-bodyguard?

Justin Bieber

In the aftermath of Justin Bieber caught with -- GASP! -- a marijuana cigarette, Bieber is now being sued by his ex-bodyguard Moshe Benabou after Justing allegedly punched him during an argument. Man, it seems like young white male millionaires just can't catch a break, can they? Truly, they are the most unfortunate members of our society. TMZ reports ... According to Moshe Benabou -- who claims he worked for the singer from March 2011 to Oct. MORE

Universal is suing over a ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ porno

Fifty Shades of Grey: A XXX Adaptation

Finally answering the question of whether or not you can make a porn parody out of a bad parody of porn, someone made a porn spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey. Yes, seriously. It turns out, Universal Studios (the company that owns the rights to the upcoming film adaptation) is not happy with this and is planning on suing Smash Pictures for making a XXX adaptation. Page Six reports: Universal Studios – the company shooting the movie version of MORE

Sam Lufti’s lawsuit against Britney’s parents has been dropped

Sam Lufti and Britney Spears

One of the big reasons why we haven't bothered to report on Sam Lufti, aka Britney Spears' former "manager", and his lawsuit against Brit's parents is because the entire thing seemed like a total crock of shit. Apparently, I wasn't the only one who thought this because according to TMZ, the judge just threw out the lawsuit, saying that Sam doesn't have a leg to stand on or any evidence whatsoever. Britney Spears' family just scored a HUUUUGE MORE

Amanda Bynes: A retired multi-millionaire?!

Amanda Bynes

Yesterday, reports went around claiming that Amanda Bynes walked around a New York tanning salon completely naked because this is what happens when you're a featured player on All That. Well, Amanda isn't too thrilled that those rumors are going around, and in a statement to Us Weekly, she says she's not only suing In Touch over the report, but she would never walk around naked because she's rich and retired. No, that logically makes MORE

Another lawsuit for the Kardashians?

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian

You know who has no business selling make-up to anyone? The Kardashians. Seriously, they don't put makeup on so much as they apply it with a paint roller. I've seen paper plate masks with more human-looking features than the Kardashians. Regardless, the Kardashians are ramping up to sell a line of cheap-ass make-up called Khroma Beauty, because people are stupid and the Kardashians are functionally illiterate. Except it turns out there's already MORE

Hulk Hogan is suing over his leaked sex tape

Hulk Hogan

So it turns out, when Hulk Hogan asked "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?" The answer to that was: Record it, leak the sex tape footage to Gawker, then get sued for $100 Million. See? And now you know! This blog is also occasionally a place of learning. TMZ reports ... Hulk's attorney spoke at a news conference in Tampa moments ago, announcing two lawsuits filed today by the wrestler -- one against Bubba the Love Sponge and MORE

Tom Cruise is suing Life & Style

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise

As a result of Katie Holmes having an iron-clad divorce case and also Tom Cruise believing he's Professor Charles Xavier, Katie has full-custody of Suri, while Tom gets weekend visits. Most people would just take this as it is -- regular divorce stuff -- but not Life & Style magazine! Nope, they full on wrote that he abandoned Suri, which ... I don't care how crazy your religion is, that's sort of off-limits. TMZ reports: Attorney Bert MORE

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