Lindsay Lohan has a new (doomed) baby brother!

Kate Major and Michael Lohan

Because you cannot deny the seductive magic of kicking someone in the vagina, Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael Lohan knocked up reporter Kate Major last year, and it looks like the toxic, sloppy entangling of whatever the hell these two are packing has produced a child. Consequently, the average IQ of the Lohan family has now doubled. TMZ reports ... While Lindsay Lohan was sweatin' it out in court, Kate Major went into labor at a Florida hospital. MORE