Apparently, Lance Armstrong has a thing for rimjobs!

Lance Armstrong

Yeah, there's really no way to stretch that title out anymore than that, so let's just jump straight into this story about comedienne April Macie allegedly catching her friend giving (disgraced athlete) Lance Armstrong a rimjob, via Examiner ... "I went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub and she was just face deep in his a**hole...I was terrified. And then he came out and said: ‘Does your friend want in on a MORE

Lance Armstrong to Oprah: I doped!

Oprah Winfrey and Lance Armstrong

When a major celebrity is taken down in disgrace, there's only one place they can go: Oprah Winfrey's couch, where they will be judged for their sins. Say what you will about Oprah, but you cannot B.S. that woman. She sees through your lies, and if you don't come out with the truth right away, she will silently shame you until you crumble into a pile of a former man. So of course, after Lance Armstrong was publicly disgraced and stripped of his MORE

Mariah Carey scares Lance Armstrong

hey y'all - here is ms. mariah carey in a rather long, plain & very pink dress at the ESPY awards (which took place last night here in hollywood and created a shitload of blocked up traffic...not good times) i love ms. carey but i hate long dresses like that but i did get a total laugh out of the picture below where lance armstrong looks rather frightened & scared that mariah is going to take something from him! note to mariah: before you take MORE