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Yesterday, a report from ESPN found that Lamar Odom and Khloé Kardashian's charity, Cathy's Kids, donated a whopping nothing to the cancer patients it claimed it was helping, and instead donated the money to various other benefactors, none of whom were cancer patients. So of course, Khloé took it upon herself to tell everyone that her husband wasn't just one massive scam artist. Here's the quote from TMZ to set things up before we make things MORE
UPDATE: Khloé Kardashian has chimed in on the whole situation. Because apparently just being Kardashian-adjacent leads you to some pretty morally dubious sh!t, Lamar Odom's charity, Cathy's Kids, is being accused of holding out on donations to cancer patients in favour of donating money to basketball teams who apparently didn't need a cent of it. Somewhere out there, Kris Jenner just wiped away an acidic tear and said, "welcome to the MORE
Some of you might remember a little while ago when Kim Kardashian's ex-cat, Mercy, suddenly died after she gave it away. Well, the brand new Kardashian Kristmas Kard -- The hard-C is the family's mortal enemy -- has made its way onto the internet, and the creepiest part is that they somehow found it appropriate to include a picture of Mercy, looking the most miserable I have ever seen a kitten look before. From Us Weekly ... The card features MORE
First: HAHAHAHAHA! Dummies! All right, that felt good to say, now onto the actual news. In an effort to cutdown on the various Kardashian shows that follow the "[Insert Kardashian Whore here] and [Insert relative here] take [Random city that's about to experience a severe syphilis outbreak]" title equation, Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom have pulled the plug on their reality show. On the plus side, they're already being picked up by another MORE
We don't follow sports because ugh, seriously, sports, plus everyone knows reality television shows about vapid spoiled famewhores is what's really important. Anyway, Lamar Odom got fired from the Dallas Mavericks after Khloé Kardashian and him moved down to Texas, now the good folks at E! are trying to spin it so that Lamar some how mysteriously knew all along he would get fired. Sort of like how Kim Kardashian mysteriously new she would MORE
Because Kris Jenner demanded that Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom engage in wacky sexual hijinks for everyone to see ('cause her bottom bitch Kim Kardashian is still trying to get rid of her last John. That's why you always make sure they leave the $18 Million on the nightstand.) Khloé and Lamar decided to try and install a sex swing in their house. Except it turns out neither of them knows how to actually install a sex swing, so of course the MORE
Because it wouldn't be Christmas without the Kardashians releasing an off-putting Christmas card while bastardizing the English language with enough K's to make a white supremacist jizz in his pants, here's the 2011 version of the family's Kristmas Kard. I actually thought this was originally a still from American Horror Story, but then I realized that no one was dead (sadly) so clearly that wasn't the case. Oh well ... here are five things wrong MORE
So while the rest of the family crashes and burns, Khloé Kardashian continues to be the only sane person left in the Kardashian clan, and has decided to do what any other sane person would do: move as far away as possible. It turns out, she can't wait to move to Dallas with husband Lamar Odom because she wants to be as far away as possible from her sisters. Gee, I wonder why. RadarOnline reports: “Khloé is eager to get out of the constant MORE
I've kind of been avoiding the story about Lamar Odom being traded to the Dallas Mavericks, because (A) sports bore me and I don't understand them, and (B) I'm trying to take it easy on Khloé Kardashian because she seems like a good egg who seems to have been pushed into the whole fame thing against her will. Also, you can tell that even she hates Kim Kardashian, so clearly she has a good head on her shoulders. Anyway, where Kim divorced her MORE
So apparently, Kim Kardashian is sticking to this whole "stay out of the public eye" (thank heavens) thing because Us Weekly is reporting that during a celebration of Lamar Odom's birthday with all the other famewhores, Kim was the only one who stayed home because apparently she's so very sad about her fake marriage being fake that she can't even be bothered to be happy for the other members of her family. The birthday boy was joined by wife MORE
Well, we knew it had to happen eventually: Khloé Kardashian is apparently looking to get preggers because the world can always use another Kardashian in the world. You'd figure they would have run out of names that begin with 'K', but nope. They probably have a goddamn list set up incase of emergency. "All right, baby boy? His name is Kyle now. Here's a cigar," Countless false rumors have had Khloé Kardashian briefly pregnant, but even MORE
... unless that glass of wine Khloé Kardashian is holding is actually sparkling cider? I'm surprised she hasn't gotten herself knocked up yet but I'm even more surprised her marriage to Lamar Odom is still actually intact! The couple will have been married for two whole years this coming September. I guess the whole shotgun wedding wasn't for publicity after all! Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom did some shopping at the Louis Vuitton store in MORE
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