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Because stunt-casting is a helluva way to promote your movie -- seriously, Mel Gibson is in this thing. MEL GIBSON. -- Lady Gaga has been added to the cast of Machete Kills, where she will presumably be forced to bang Danny Trejo or be the evil person who gets killed. There is no middle ground. From Coming Soon: Following Machete Kills photos of Alexa Vega's decidedly more adult look earlier today, writer/director Robert Rodriguez has revealed MORE
This is Lady Gaga's new song called "Princess Die". Go ahead: swirl around a bit. Smell the bouquet. Swish it around in your mouth and spit it back out. How does it taste? Yes, she's doing the old "Wah, I'm rich and famous and beloved. I should just kill myself." bit. Yeah, seriously. Look, I'm not about to say that famous people aren't allowed to be sad, but let's face it: The whole song hinges on the ideal that fame is some horrible pit MORE
I'm honest to God surprised it's taken this long for Lady Gaga to get her own perfume. I swear, each member of the Kardashian family already has his or her own, and they look like they smell like piss. Actually, one of them literally does smell like piss. Because that's why Kim is famous. For getting peed on in a sex tape. Think about that. Anyway, Gaga is finally unveiling her own perfume called Fame, and in true Gaga fashion, she's turning MORE
Well, you're reading this, so clearly you do. Anyway, Lady Gaga was performing in New Zealand, because apparently The Shire was in desperate need of some electro-pop, when one of her back-up dancers went to grab a pole and move it off stage when he accidentally conked her over the head. Which, normally, wouldn't be too bad, except that she actually got a mild concussion and proceeded to sing her way through it, which I can't imagine is all that MORE
I'm assuming someone checked their watch and thought "My word, it's been almost four months since we had a contrived feud between Lady Gaga and Madonna!" because here comes another one to help remind you that Gaga and Madonna are both women in pop, and therefore they must hate each other. Anyway, footage of Madge performing Gaga's Born This Way along with Express Yourself (as part of her new tour) hit the web over the weekend, which of course MORE
Because people still care way too much about how many people follow and read their 140-character missives, Justin Bieber fans have launched a campaign to ensure that Justin is the most followed person on Twitter instead of Lady Gaga by urging people to unfollow Gaga. Yes, this is a thing that is really happening. No, I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Page Six reports: "To all beliebers this is operation unfollow Lady Gaga," the MORE
After spending the past few years releasing album after album and single after single and touring non-stop, Lady Gaga has finally decided to take a little break and shut herself off from the world (until her Born This Way Ball Tour kicks off on April 27th in Seoul, South Korea). So good news! We can finally stop hearing Lady Gaga talk about how she IS the theatre. Yeah, you ARE the theatre. Feel free to trot out that gem at the Tonys, see how MORE
Despite the fact that Lady Gaga thinks she's 24/7 art, refuses to wear normal clothes and performs the kind of constant theatrics that would scar most kids for life, she tells Oprah Winfrey in a new interview (airing Sunday, March 18th on OWN) that she really wants kids at some point. Specifically, enough kids to field a soccer team. People reports: "Yeah, yeah, I do," a (relatively) conservatively dressed Gaga told the talk show host, 58, MORE
• Hear the 911 call placed moments before Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital! IDLYITW • LOL: Kim Kardashian tried to set up a date with Tim Tebow, but he said no way! Cele|bitchy • Ryan Gosling and his Drive director break from filming for a Thai red carpet! PopSugar • LMAO: Is actor Nick Nolte wearing a robe on the red carpet? Seriously? OMG! WTF? • Gayle King said Oprah Winfrey is not Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s baby’s MORE
Look, as much as Lady Gaga's willingness to bring her stage act into the real world annoys me, I will give her credit for working the creative angle. That being said, I can see how being subjected to lobster hats and fried egg dresses might cross the line from "cool" to "kill it with fire" if I were being subjected to it 24/7. So you can I empathize with Gaga's boyfriend Taylor Kinney for wanting her to drop the act when she's at home with him. MORE
• Lindsay Lohan is the new face of FCUK’s Friction fragrance campaign ICYDK • Is Brad Pitt walking with a cane because Angelina Jolie kneecapped him? Cele|bitchy • Adele went on a vacation with her new boyfriend Simon Konecki! IDLYITW • Angelina has Pax and Maddox's help prepping for Zahara's birthday! PopSugar • Kelly Clarkson is joining The Voice as an advisor for Blake Shelton! Rickey • Johnny Depp's long-term MORE
Without any introduction or further ado, I finally present to you my top ten favorite albums of 2011! #1 Adele 21 When I first heard Adele's sophomore album back in January, I knew right away that it was going to be huge and also land a spot in my top favorites albums of 2011 list! Of course it became a smash hit, sold a bunch of copies (appealing to a wide variety of demographics) and managed to pick up multiple Grammy nominations. To MORE
Welcome back everyone! Hope you had a wonderful holiday weekend. And to welcome you back, here's the most baseless celebrity lawsuit ever: Jennifer O'Neill, aka Lady Gaga's former assistant, is suing her touring company because she claims she was forced to do demeaning work. And by "demeaning work", we actually mean "her normal job." And she's also suing for 7,168 hours of unpaid overtime worth $380,000. But we'll discuss why that's bullshit MORE
As a Christmas gift for all her many little monsters, Lady Gaga uploaded an unreleased track last night from Born This Way called Stuck On Fuckin' You. You can listen to it below, it's certainly not the best track ever but it's nice to hear Gaga stripped down, the song was recorded in one shot while on her tour bus in Minnesota! I hope everyone is having a great holiday weekend so far, Merry Christmas y'all! xoxo So to give you a MORE
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