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The original Zoolander (2001) was about a bunch of supermodels who were almost too dumb to feed themselves, so of course when they decided to make a sequel, who do you think they had in mind for a cameo appearance? Yes, Lady Gaga. I swear, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, or some other tiny facility for them to live in, like some sort of school for ants perhaps. (That was my one and only attempt to reference the movie. I know it was terrible. MORE
→ Unnecessary: Lady Gaga is going to launch her own brand of bottled water?! PopCrush → This celebrity will take any excuse to share a half-naked picture of herself ... CityRag → Jennifer Lopez had a little wardrobe malfunction last week during her concert! Celebslam → Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are marrying over in Italy this weekend! Yeeeah → How Gross: Katy Perry and John Mayer are still doing it together, MORE
A New Lady Gaga Song Appears (with The Help of Zedd and Fans) Okay, maybe that was a bit of a tease, but Lady Gaga gifted Zedd (German EDM producer / DJ extraordinaire) a lavish amount of vocals for his track "Stache." The song appears on his debut album Clarity which was just released last week on Interscope Records. Gaga doesn't appear on the album proper but she has had such a "major musical boner" for Zedd, according to her tweet back in MORE
A week after Justin Bieber horked a quart of (ahem) "milk" on stage at a concert, here's Lady Gaga blowing chunks in the middle of a concert. Oh Gaga, is there no one you won't rip-off I mean artistically borrow from? Although I do have to give her credit for working it into the choreography. "All right Gaga, now, we turn, pivot, bob, barf, bob, barf, sashay and then big jazz hands! No no no, you were off on the second yak. Take it from the top MORE
→ Lady Gaga posed topless with her long lost twin sister, Donatella Versace! PopCrush → The guy from Office Space (Ron Livingston) is the fat news anchor's brother IDLYITW → Mariah Carey to Barbara Walters: Nicki said ‘If I had a gun I would shoot the b#tch’ Rickey → Is Kristen Stewart still texting Rupert Sanders behind Rob Pattinson’s back? Celebitchy → Find out why Christina Aguilera looks so damn ecstatic in MORE
Recently, pictures of Lady Gaga looking a little bit fuller (not fat, just a bit bigger) hit the web, which of course resulted in a bunch of people calling her fat, because as we all know, the web is populated with fitness models. Anyway, in order to fire back at them, Gaga posted nearly-nude pictures of herself on LittleMonsters.com, because that always shuts up internet a-holes. CNN reports ... Lady Gaga struck back at tabloid attacks on her MORE
Did you know Lady Gaga smoked weed? Yes, yes you did, because no one in their right mind would turn lobsters into hats if they weren't on ALL THE DRUGS. Anyway, during a concert in Amsterdam, a fan threw her a joint and a lighter, so Gaga decided to take a break form talking in a British accent to smoke up on stage. Seriously, where did her incomprehensible British accent come from? Isn't she from New York City? Oh, wait ... Madonna. I remember MORE
The new season of Glee premiers in just two days, on Thursday September 13th, and with it will come the debut of Kate Hudson's character, Cassandra, a bitchy dance instructor at NYADA. Well, here's your first look at her in full-blown musical action (a mashup of Lady Gaga's Americano and Jennifer Lopez's Dance Again), and I just have to say: GATDAYUM, KATE HUDSON. She looks damn good here! MORE
Hey, remember how last year, Björk (Fun fact: I had to copy-paste her name because I don't know how to do an umlaut. How sad is that?) released her album, Biophilia, as an app? Well, now Lady Gaga's doing the exact same thing too with her upcoming album ARTPOP, so feel free to add Björk to the list of people Gaga was "inspired" by. ContactMusic reports ... The singer wants fans to "fully immerse" themselves in the "multimedia experience", MORE
So by now you probably know that Lady Gaga is recording her new album, ARTPOP, because those things practically print money. Oh, and also art and fashion and yadda yadda yadda other pandering buzzwords. Anyway, to hype up the release, Gaga announced that she was recording her next album naked, which could be read three ways: First, she's trying to be artsy. Second, she wants attention. Or third, like me she gets to work from home and she's too MORE
You know what's a super bad idea? Rushing at a celebrity like Lady Gaga in a mad frenzy, especially when she happens to be flanked by bodyguards who, judging by their immense size, appear to be Hummers dressed in suits. Which is exactly what one dumb ass fan decided to do over in Bucharest before one of Gaga's bodyguards took him down to the ground. It's like watching a tank take out a sack of ham, and it's AWESOME. I mean yes, granted, the MORE
Despite how little I actually know about fashion -- Is taupe a real color or did I just make that up in my head? -- I do know that the September issue of Vogue is really really super important for some reason. Right? Yeah that sounds right. Anyway, the next September issue also marks the 120th anniversary of the magazine, so who better to be put on the biggest fashion magazine in the world than Lady Gaga, the woman who once wore a lobster as a MORE
So for some reason, Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan have been having sleepovers at Chateau Marmont, which -- Can we just talk about this for a moment? Sleepovers are something you have in grade school. Do adults really still have slumber parties? That's insane. Also, why is a recovering drug addict and alcoholic staying over a bar? Does anyone else feel like that could end on a bad note? These are the things you think about when you're a rational MORE
Like two drag queens gunning for the same pair of size eleven high heel shoes, Madonna and Elton John just can't stop whipping out the claws and taking swipes at each other. So here they are again in another fight, as Elton calls out Madge for being way too old to wear cheerleader outfits, and for being a total bitch to Lady Gaga. From HuffPo ... Now John is at it again. In a new interview with Molly Medrum on Australia's Channel 7, the iconic MORE
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