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Earlier this week, rumors started swirling that Kim Kardashian was going to quit Keeping Up With The Kardashians, thus pulling the lynch pin that would basically end Kris Jenner's reign of terror. Except nope, Kim's still signed on for two interminable seasons. But I'm guessing that Kris knows her days are numbered, because a new report from In Touch seems to indicate that Kris is going to start using her younger daughters, Kylie and Kendall, to MORE
Some of you might remember a little while ago when Kim Kardashian's ex-cat, Mercy, suddenly died after she gave it away. Well, the brand new Kardashian Kristmas Kard -- The hard-C is the family's mortal enemy -- has made its way onto the internet, and the creepiest part is that they somehow found it appropriate to include a picture of Mercy, looking the most miserable I have ever seen a kitten look before. From Us Weekly ... The card features MORE
Soooooo ... hurricane Sandy. Look, I'm sure most of you don't live on the east coast, but holy hell, last night was not fun. NO ME GUSTA. Lindsay Lohan was wrong: You cannot get rid of a hurricane with happy thoughts and sunshine dreams. Who knew? Well, everything seems to be on the up-and-up again, so let's sally forth into the realm of stupid famous rich people being stupid, shall we? First up, here's a bit from TMZ about how Kris Jenner is MORE
Because your kids are never too young to be forced to do something well outside of their intellectual and experiential comfort zone, Kendall and Kylie Jenner (who are fourteen and sixteen) are writing their first young-adult book. Well, maybe I shouldn't say 'write'. Or 'book'. Honestly, I want to make fun of the celebrity ghost-writing machine here, but these kids are still in their teens and I can't in good conscience make fun of teenage girls. MORE
Because Kris Jenner thinks it's absolutely hilarious to make a media spectacle out of revealing who Khloé Kardashian's real father is (HA! World changing truths!), Kylie Jenner decided it would be hilarious to post a picture of Khloé with her rumored father (Kris' hairstylist Alex Roldan) on Twitter. Because why not turn another major life event into yet another desperate plea for attention and whore dollars? @KylieJenner: First official MORE
Because it wouldn't be Christmas without the Kardashians releasing an off-putting Christmas card while bastardizing the English language with enough K's to make a white supremacist jizz in his pants, here's the 2011 version of the family's Kristmas Kard. I actually thought this was originally a still from American Horror Story, but then I realized that no one was dead (sadly) so clearly that wasn't the case. Oh well ... here are five things wrong MORE
Ho ho sluts! Just in time for the Christmas season comes the perfect gift for that special person in your life you wish death upon. It's the Kardashian nail polish line from OPI! Because when you think of class and sophistication ... well, you don't actually think of the Kardashians. But when you think "bargain bin products that appeal to the lowest common denominator", you sure as hell think of the Kardashians! Just read all the fun, sassy names MORE
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