Kristen Stewart wrote a poem and blew up the web

Kristen Stewart

So apparently, one of the big stories today is Kristen Stewart writing some poetry after that omnipotent Twilight franchise finally ended. So let's just cut to that, shall we? Via Marie Claire... My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole I reared digital moonlight You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen Thrown down to strafe your foothills …I'll suck the bones pretty. Your nature MORE

Rob Pattinson might be dating Sean Penn’s daughter

Hopper Penn, Robin Wright, Dylan Penn

It's been friggin' forever since Kristen Stewart decided to cheat on Rob Pattinson by banging her married director in a car where literally everyone could see her, and it looks like Rob is finally moving on. According to Page Six, Robert is dating Dylan Penn, the daughter of Sean Penn and Robin Wright (pictured above at the Emmys this past weekend with her mom and kind of sexy brother Hopper Penn), presumably because she has emotions aside from MORE

Lindsay Lohan read Kristen Stewart for filth

Lindsay Lohan

Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan's past indiscretions, but she seems to be on the right path now. She sounds like she's serious about her sobriety, she's working with a sober coach, and her guest stint on Chelsea Lately seems like a good fit for her, if only because it provides her with a structured work environment that she wasn't getting working in film. Hell, celebrity snark is a pretty good fit for her, as seen when she read Kristen MORE

Stop breathing Kristen Stewart’s air, peons!

Kristen Stewart

Probably because she hasn't quite figured out that her fame is directly tied to a crappy franchise that ended a year ago and that she doesn't have the range to do anything else, Kristen Stewart is still acting like a huge asshole. TMZ reports that while a photographer was snapping pictures of her yesterday, she told him that he didn't deserve to breathe the same air as her, which is ... wow, that's like a new level of douche we rarely if ever MORE

Kristen Stewart got pranked by the paparazzi

Kristen Stewart

It's a ridiculously slow news week, and it doesn't exactly help that Toronto just got hit with a massive rainstorm that threatens to short-out our power grid, which means I have precious little time to post precious little news. So in that respect, here's Kristen Stewart getting pranked by the paparazzi, and by "pranked," I mean they just wrote "I <3 Rob" on her dirty ass truck. Oooo, aren't they clever. Look Kristen, I get that you're trying MORE

Who are the least trusted movie stars in America?

Kristen Stewart

Every year, Reader's Digest puts together a list of the most trusted and least trusted movie stars based on votes by their readers. This year, the "honor" of least trusted movie stars in America went to Kristen Stewart (probably because she cheated on her boyfriend with the married director of one of her movies) and Tom Cruise (probably because ... actually, you know what? Not even going to go there. Nope. I am not the one.) Entertainment Tonight MORE

Lindsay Lohan is hanging out with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson?

Lindsay Lohan, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Even though Lindsay Lohan is broke as hell, is looking completely drained, and is currently something of a Hollywood pariah, a "source" close to Lindsay wants you to believe that she's currently hanging out with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, and that they're almost ready to let her become a vampire so that she can stay young and pretty forever! Via Page Six ... Lindsay Lohan has found an unlikely ally in her quest to be better MORE

Oh yeah, The Razzies were last night too …

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2

Every year, The Razzies take place right before the Oscars, as a means of pointing out the absolute worst crap that Hollywood decided to foist upon us. To the surprise of no one, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 managed to sweep up, winning seven out of ten awards. Via VeryAware ... Worst Picture: BREAKING DAWN PT.2 Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart for SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNSTMAN & BREAKING DAWN PT.2 Worst Actor: Adam Sandler MORE

Kristen Stewart: Voted the ugliest woman in Hollywood

Kristen Stewart

The one weird thing I noticed about how people deal with celebrities is that, no matter how beautiful and actress is, people will always find a way to justify how "ugly" they are if they don't like them. The underlying message is basically that good people can't be unattractive and that if someone is conventionally good looking, they must be good. It's sort of the reason why everyone was so amazed by Susan Boyle: She has a beautiful voice, but MORE

Who are Hollywood’s most bankable stars?

Natalie Portman

Earlier this month, Forbes put together their list of the most overpaid stars in Hollywood, with Eddie Murphy landing at number one, the first time that's ever happened to him in years. Well, Forbes created the flip-side to that list, featuring the most bankable stars in Hollywood. Natalie Portman - $42.70 : $1.00 Kristen Stewart - $40.60 : $1.00 Shia LaBeouf - $35.80 : $1.00 Robert Pattinson - $31.70 : $1.00 Daniel Radcliffe - $30.50 : MORE

Robert Pattinson on Team Edward vs. Team Jacob

Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Back when those damnable Twilight movies first came out, every impressionable girl out there had either a Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt, because nothing says "I'm going to grow up to have mature, fulfilling relationships!" like forcing a completely personality-devoid female character to choose between two emotionally manipulative monsters. Anyway, in an interview with Yahoo! Movies, actor Robert Pattinson went on the record to tell everyone MORE

Kristen Stewart got booed!

Kristen Stewart

Oh, how I cannot wait until this week is over so I don't have to write about freaking Twilight again, but we're still two days away, so just ... bear with me. Anyway, last night was the Hollywood Press Screening for Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2, which HuffPo's Mike Ryan decided to live blog for the sake of milking something good out of the whole thing. The highlight of the night's awkwardness came when an audience member booed Kristen Stewart MORE

Ashley Greene on Kristen Stewart’s scandalous affair

Ashley Greene

You know the story: Boy meets girl on the set of a terrible movie. Boy and girl fall in studio mandated Love™ (Love™ being a wholly owned trademark of the Monsanto company.) Girl cheats on boy with the married director of her movie. Boy and girl break up. Studio realizes that movie featuring a horribly unhealthy relationship can't be sold to impressionable young women without the staged real-life romance between the leads. Boy and girl MORE

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart must stick together (for now)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Remember how Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart conveniently got together just in time to promote the final Twilight movie? Well, yeah, about that ... it turns out, it's not so much that they're in love, or willing to move past the incident, so much as they're contractually obligated to promote the movie together. And now it turns out that the producers have gone so far as to book them into separate hotels just to make sure they don't end up MORE