Courtney Stodden got cartoonishly large boobs to look ‘more natural’

When we last teen bride and famewhore Courtney Stodden, she was still irrelevant so who gives a sh!t. Well, Courtney's decided that if she's going to be irrelevant and awful, she might as well have a set of really big bolt-ons, so Courtney got herself a can of Fix-A-Flat and pumped up her boobs to a double D-cup. Sensing an opportunity for some easy money, Courtney's mom Krista Keller went to RadarOnline to talk about her daughter's breasts and MORE

Courtney Stodden wants to do ‘tasteful’ nudity

I'm warning you right now, it's probably not a good idea to read this one with a mouthful of coffee or any other liquid, as the high "OH BITCH PLEASE" content of this post will likely result in a spit-take. Have you swallowed? Good, moving on. On the final episode of Couples Therapy, teen bride Courtney Stodden and her mom Krista Keller sat down with Dr. Jenn to discuss Courtney's career in porn, where Courtney revealed that she'd only do MORE

Courtney Stodden’s mom explains how she ruined her daughter

At this point, they really should just rename VH1's Couples Therapy as "No, Seriously, What Is Courtney Stodden's Problem?" because seriously, what happened there? What is the exact formula for parental failure that results in that? Well, after Courtney's mother, Krista Keller, somehow ended up on the show (let's just pretend this wasn't her plan all along) she sat down with Dr. Jenn to specify how exactly she completely failed as a mother. Via MORE

Courtney Stodden’s mom wants her own show

Courtney Stodden and Krista Keller

Yeah, remember how I popped open a bottle of champagne after hearing about how Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were given Das Boot from VH1's Couples Therapy because Courtney was basically jump-starting pedophiles? Well, I may have been a tad early on that one, because not only are Courtney and Doug back, but they brought Courtney's mom, Krista Keller, with them, and of course she's already angling for her own reality television show. Via MORE

Courtney Stodden has the best mom ever!

Behind every great famewhore is a terrible mom who really wanted to be famous when she was younger, but could never quite reach it because they have no discernible talent whatsoever and ended up getting impregnated on prom night. So the next best thing is to turn they're children into little fame sponges they can squeeze the nectar out of. Case in point: Courtney Stodden's mom, Krista Keller, managed to worm her way into an interview with The MORE