Bruce Jenner’s sons are thrilled about his separation!

Brody Jenner and Brandon Jenner

Sure, Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner (I'm assuming she's going to return to her maiden name, Beelzebub) may have separated, and yes, Kris is already turning it into a way for her to get even more publicity, but it turns out there are people who are happy about the separation: Bruce's (HOT) sons, Brody Jenner and Brandon Jenner, were apparently cut off from their dad after Kris ensnared him in her web of lies, and they're going to use this MORE

‘Power & Money’ drive Kris Jenner (so says her sister)

Kris Jenner

Ever since Kris Jenner rose to fame by having her daughter release a sex tape and then turning that into a show displaying how awful they are to each other, it's been pretty obvious that Kris is the devil. Honestly, she's been pretty transparent about her willingness  to do anything and everything she can for the sake of power, even at the cost of her own family. Just in case you needed any more convincing, here's Kris' own sister, Karen MORE

Kris Jenner: Already using her separation as a storyline

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

It hasn't even been a full day since Kris Jenner announced that she had successfully siphoned the last ounce of willpower out of Bruce Jenner and banished him to the tainted wasteland known as "Malibu", but she'll be damned if she's not going to immediately turn around and use her newfound separation as a storyline for her show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. There are no misfortunes in the Kardashian household; only famewhore opportunities in MORE

Breaking: Kris and Bruce Jenner are officially separated

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Well, the rampant rumors that have been swirling for months now have finally come true today. Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are officially separating after twenty-two years of marriage and currently live apart. The couple just issued this statement (via TMZ), "We are living separately and we are much happier this way." I'm not surprised at all (nobody should be), but I know that Kris is trying to figure out how this news will impact her 'media MORE

Kris Jenner makes it too easy for me, she really does!

North West

I've made it a running joke on this blog that Kris Jenner is secretly an evil spider demon who wraps people in her webs and sucks the life out of them for the sake of maintaining her (err ... I guess she calls it) 'youthful' appearance. Well, apparently this is what little baby North West looked like when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got back from their trip to Paris ... That's not even fair. Not. Even. Fair. I mean my GAWD, the poor kid MORE

Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated! (According to Kris’ sister)

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Remember how Kris Jenner has reportedly been pressuring Khloé Kardashian to dump her husband Lamar Odom because she's worried he's bad for their "image"? Well, according to In Touch magazine, Kris' younger sister Karen Houghton just told everyone that Kris and Bruce Jenner are actually separated, which I guess means she finally sucked the last bit of life energy out of his body. "Well, this one no longer desires to taste the sweet necter of MORE

Whore: A parody of Katy Perry’s “Roar” w/ Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner

If you can't stand Kris Jenner (which I assume is pretty much everybody these days), then this hysterical brand-new parody from Charlie Hides TV will be right up your alley. It's a twist on Katy Perry's hit song, "Roar," mixed in with Miley Cyrus' latest single "Wrecking Ball," and it is hilarious! MORE

Kris Jenner wants Khloé to divorce Lamar!

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Khloé Kardashian's marriage has been circling the toilet for the past few months, and it's getting to the point where divorce kind of seems imminent. So of course, Kris Jenner is trying to convince Khloé that divorcing Lamar Odom is the best solution here, but not because she thinks the two of them would be happier this way. Oh no, that would be too altruistic. No, Kris wants them to divorce because she's worried about her MORE

Kris Jenner reminds me of the Crypt Keeper

Kris Jenner

I'm not sure why but this picture of Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner (with her blue Birkin bag that could easily feed a small country) taken last night totally made me think of the Crypt Keeper from HBO's series Tales From The Crypt. Perhaps it's the Elvira / Lily Munster style dress (no offense to either of them) or her creepy hands, or maybe it's just the fact that when she goes home at night and takes off her mask, this is probably what she MORE

Chelsea Handler to Kris Jenner: Shut your pie hole!

Chelsea Handler and Kris Jenner

It hasn't exactly been a good month for Kris Jenner: Somewhere between the fact that her critical and commercial flop of a daytime talk show got canceled while her son-in-law has been the epicenter of a massive drug story, I think Kris is starting to realize that the massive pile of sh!t she sold to America is now being called out as a massive pile of sh!t. Well, now even Chelsea Handler is jumped on the "kick Kris while she's down" bandwagon, MORE

Kris Jenner sounds like just a peach to work with …

Kris Jenner

After the initial rumors and back-tracking on whether or not Kris Jenner's daytime talk show was canceled, apparently we're back to the more logical answer of "It's dead, because Kris' sex tape gambit failed." So, now that the show is well and truly over and we can all toast to its demise, here's some of the production team from the show taking the opportunity to dance a merry jog on Kris' grave by telling RadarOnline what an absolute nightmare MORE

Kris Jenner made a sex tape with Bruce?

Kris and Bruce Jenner

Remember when they tried to kill Kris Jenner's awful talk show, except they didn't actually kill it because destroying evil of that caliber requires a silver bullet and a wooden stake? Well, their inability to properly destroy the beast has only made her come back stronger, because Kris has now brought out the big guns: She made a sex tape with Bruce Jenner. Via HuffPo ... In a teaser clip for an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The MORE

Kris Jenner’s talk show isn’t cancelled … yet

Kris Jenner

Yesterday morning I woke up all giddy with anticipation over the news that Kris Jenner's talk show had been cancelled. I swear, it was like an early Christmas present, all wrapped up with a pretty little bow underneath the tree just for me. And then when I went and opened it, I got this story instead from Digital Spy about how Kris' show hasn't actually been cancelled. No Virgina, there isn't a Santa Claus. The Kardashian matriarch recently MORE

Kris Jenner is mad that Lamar Odom might tarnish her family’s reputation?

Kris Jenner and Lamar Odom

Over the weekend, some serious sh!t went down where Lamar Odom got kicked out of his house by Khloe Kardashian because he refused to seek help for his alleged drug problem and now they're separated. Of course, now Kris Jenner is worried that this, of all things, will tank her family's reputation once and for all, and we'll get to why this is completely and utter B.S. in a second. Via RadarOnline ... “Kris worked so hard to make her talk show MORE