Kris’ Bombshell: Bruce Jenner wants to be a woman?!

Bruce Jenner Wants To Be A Woman

This has to be one of the craziest magazine covers ever ... the latest issue of Star is featuring Kris Jenner's supposed bombshell ... Bruce Jenner wants to be a woman! Although Bruce does look like an older lesbian sometimes (no insults intended at all), I think this is ridiculous attempt to sell magazines at the check out stand. The most hilarious part of this whole thing is the bit underneath the headline ... 'He has more dresses than Kim MORE

Kris Jenner cheated on Bruce Jenner! Surprise?

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

I have no idea what Kris Jenner did to her sister, Karen Houghton, when they were kids, but it must have been bad because she's been a goddamn fountain of truth ever since Kris and Bruce Jenner split. Here's the latest tidbit from Houghton, which claims that Kris Jenner cheated on Bruce while they were married because ... well, she's Kris Jenner. Once you sell out your kids for the sake of making yourself rich and famous, everything after that is MORE

Links: Awful pics from Bruce & Kris Jenner’s marriage

Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner

→ See amazingly bad photos from Bruce and Kris Jenner's twenty-two years of marriage! BuzzFeed → Jenny McCarthy might get fired from The View because viewers totally hate her! Celebitchy → Donnie Wahlberg will go just about anywhere to make the perfect Vine video ... SOW → Paris Hilton laid into a radio host not knowing she was still live on the air! The Blemish → This just in ... Sienna Miller lives and she did a MORE

Of course Kris Jenner’s split isn’t amicable

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Ever since Kris Jenner split from Bruce Jenner, the narrative has been that the separation is amicable and everything is fine and yadda yadda endless stream of frothing bullsh!t spewing out of the bullsh!t hole on Kris' cat-face. Except according to RadarOnline, the whole thing is allegedly one huge lie that Kris is trying to pull to convince everyone she isn't secretly the second coming of Zuul, who has traipsed into our world to devour the MORE

Bruce Jenner’s sons are thrilled about his separation!

Brody Jenner and Brandon Jenner

Sure, Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner (I'm assuming she's going to return to her maiden name, Beelzebub) may have separated, and yes, Kris is already turning it into a way for her to get even more publicity, but it turns out there are people who are happy about the separation: Bruce's (HOT) sons, Brody Jenner and Brandon Jenner, were apparently cut off from their dad after Kris ensnared him in her web of lies, and they're going to use this MORE

‘Power & Money’ drive Kris Jenner (so says her sister)

Kris Jenner

Ever since Kris Jenner rose to fame by having her daughter release a sex tape and then turning that into a show displaying how awful they are to each other, it's been pretty obvious that Kris is the devil. Honestly, she's been pretty transparent about her willingness  to do anything and everything she can for the sake of power, even at the cost of her own family. Just in case you needed any more convincing, here's Kris' own sister, Karen MORE

Kris Jenner: Already using her separation as a storyline

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

It hasn't even been a full day since Kris Jenner announced that she had successfully siphoned the last ounce of willpower out of Bruce Jenner and banished him to the tainted wasteland known as "Malibu", but she'll be damned if she's not going to immediately turn around and use her newfound separation as a storyline for her show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. There are no misfortunes in the Kardashian household; only famewhore opportunities in MORE

Breaking: Kris and Bruce Jenner are officially separated

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Well, the rampant rumors that have been swirling for months now have finally come true today. Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are officially separating after twenty-two years of marriage and currently live apart. The couple just issued this statement (via TMZ), "We are living separately and we are much happier this way." I'm not surprised at all (nobody should be), but I know that Kris is trying to figure out how this news will impact her 'media MORE

Kris Jenner makes it too easy for me, she really does!

North West

I've made it a running joke on this blog that Kris Jenner is secretly an evil spider demon who wraps people in her webs and sucks the life out of them for the sake of maintaining her (err ... I guess she calls it) 'youthful' appearance. Well, apparently this is what little baby North West looked like when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got back from their trip to Paris ... That's not even fair. Not. Even. Fair. I mean my GAWD, the poor kid MORE

Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated! (According to Kris’ sister)

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Remember how Kris Jenner has reportedly been pressuring Khloé Kardashian to dump her husband Lamar Odom because she's worried he's bad for their "image"? Well, according to In Touch magazine, Kris' younger sister Karen Houghton just told everyone that Kris and Bruce Jenner are actually separated, which I guess means she finally sucked the last bit of life energy out of his body. "Well, this one no longer desires to taste the sweet necter of MORE

Whore: A parody of Katy Perry’s “Roar” w/ Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner

If you can't stand Kris Jenner (which I assume is pretty much everybody these days), then this hysterical brand-new parody from Charlie Hides TV will be right up your alley. It's a twist on Katy Perry's hit song, "Roar," mixed in with Miley Cyrus' latest single "Wrecking Ball," and it is hilarious! MORE

Kris Jenner wants Khloé to divorce Lamar!

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Khloé Kardashian's marriage has been circling the toilet for the past few months, and it's getting to the point where divorce kind of seems imminent. So of course, Kris Jenner is trying to convince Khloé that divorcing Lamar Odom is the best solution here, but not because she thinks the two of them would be happier this way. Oh no, that would be too altruistic. No, Kris wants them to divorce because she's worried about her MORE

Kris Jenner reminds me of the Crypt Keeper

Kris Jenner

I'm not sure why but this picture of Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner (with her blue Birkin bag that could easily feed a small country) taken last night totally made me think of the Crypt Keeper from HBO's series Tales From The Crypt. Perhaps it's the Elvira / Lily Munster style dress (no offense to either of them) or her creepy hands, or maybe it's just the fact that when she goes home at night and takes off her mask, this is probably what she MORE

Chelsea Handler to Kris Jenner: Shut your pie hole!

Chelsea Handler and Kris Jenner

It hasn't exactly been a good month for Kris Jenner: Somewhere between the fact that her critical and commercial flop of a daytime talk show got canceled while her son-in-law has been the epicenter of a massive drug story, I think Kris is starting to realize that the massive pile of sh!t she sold to America is now being called out as a massive pile of sh!t. Well, now even Chelsea Handler is jumped on the "kick Kris while she's down" bandwagon, MORE