Another Kim Kardashian sex tape? Ugh!

Kim Kardashian

Can you believe it has been an entire year since famewhore Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after two whole months of pseudo-marriage? I know. They said it would never last, but Kim proved them all right! Anyway, in what I can only assume was a thinly-veiled attempt to distract everyone from remembering that, here's a rumor about how Kim may (or may not) have a second Ray J sex tape floating around out there, heaven help us MORE

Kim Kardashian compared getting divorced to beating cancer

Kim Kardashian

Overcoming cancer is one of the most difficult things a person can do. It requires a lot of fight, access to great medical care, and a huge support staff. Kim Kardashian entered into a big fake marriage for the sake of a reality TV show, then filed for divorce two months later for more attention. So of course, Kim thinks that the two of these things are completely similar in every way. Via Complex ... [W]e decided to film for the wedding," she MORE

Myla Sinanaj is ready to talk Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

You know, sometimes it's just good to hear it from someone other than yourself. Anyway, it turns out Kris Humphries' ex-girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj, is going to sit for a deposition in Kim Kardashian's divorce case (I have no idea why, just go with it). The sad thing is, the entire case would be open and shut with eight magical words: "She did it for a reality TV show." BOOM. Done. TMZ reports ... TMZ has learned ... Myla is telling friends she MORE

Kris Humphries got signed to Jay-Z’s team. Hmmm …

Kris Humphries

All right, before I break this one down into tasty, delicious morsels of rich people being passive-aggressively bitchy too each other, read this piece from TMZ and try to read between the lines: Kris Humphries doesn't need Kim Kardashian to make a living ... 'cause dude just signed a $24 MILLION contract with the Brooklyn Nets. It's a 2-year deal according to ESPN ... which means Kris got one helluva raise -- his previous contract was a 1-year MORE

Kris Humphries didn’t knock up Myla Sinanaj

Kris Humphries and Myla Sinanaj

A couple days ago, the press was breathlessly reporting on how Kris Humphries knocked up his ex, Myla Sinanaj, and everyone believed it because getting tricked into relationships by stupid dumpy whores is kind of Kris' wheelhouse. Fast forward to today, where it turns out Myla revealed that she basically pulled a Tila Tequila and made up the whole pregnancy bit for attention. TMZ reports: Myla was out in Jersey earlier today, where a photog MORE

Kris Humphries isn’t fazed by Kanye West

Kris Humphries

Last week, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian stepped out publicly, just in time for Kanye to release a new song where he basically says that Kim was cheating on Kris Humphries with him the entire time they were married. Naturally, Kris is in no way pissed off by the fact that one of the world's biggest rappers is musically telling him that he was banging his wife for all 72 days of their fake marriage. Via Page Six: Kris Humphries didn’t let MORE

Is Kris Humphries trying to humiliate Kim?

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

Despite the fact that Kris Humphries is at best, a dumb little bumpkin who made the grave error of believing the lying famewhore that is Kim Kardashian, as well as getting on the bad side of her miserable little toadie Jonathan Cheban, Kim's 'friends' (read: mom, Kris Jenner) called Us Weekly to reveal that Kris is trying to humiliate Kim. How? By not paying attention to her? "He's doing anything he can to get her attention," a Kardashian MORE

Kris Humphries wants Kim to admit to fraud!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

While most people who are unceremoniously divorced by Kim Kardashian after only 72 days of marriage would be happy to just squeeze as much money out of her as they can, Kris Humphries has decided to give back to the people, by turning down a $7 Million pay day in favor of making Kim admit that the whole wedding was basically just a big sham put together for the sake of a reality TV show. Via Page Six: A friend of Humphries told us, “Kim’s MORE

Kris Humphries wants to know how much Kim made

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

The ultimate famewhore Kim Kardashian has long tried to convince us that she doesn't make millions upon millions of dollars by lying about her life for reality TV cameras. Which is, of course total bullshit, because Kim's only life skill is creating and spinning lies. In their divorce hearings, Kris Humphries wants Kim to finally reveal just how much they made together off of their fake sham of a wedding. TMZ reports: Kris Humphries has filed MORE

Kris Humphries wants $$$ from Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

Because being fake married to Kim Kardashian is a fate worse than even the deepest, darkest circles of hell, it's understandable that Kris Humphries managed to claw himself out of the pit of lies and skankery and now he wants a little compensation for being strung along into a plotline for Kim's fake reality show. Which is why he's demanding $7 Million for an out of court settlement with Kim, and claiming that Kim also took his share of the $18 MORE

Kim Kardashian donated her wedding gift money

Kim Kardashian

Remember a while back when Kim Kardashian said she would be donating the cash value of her wedding gifts to charity, like that's some sort of colossal accomplishment when you donate like 1.5% of the money you earned from staging a fake wedding to charity? And then she went ahead and kept the money anyway because her family needed new watches? Well, Kim is now vowing to donate twice the money to charity, so yay. Good for her for donating 3% of MORE

Kim Kardashian finally agrees not to have herself on TV

Kim Kardashian

For those of you who never thought they would see the day where Kim Kardashian would refuse to air part of her private life on reality television for money and attention: well, congrats on being alive I guess. I reported yesterday that Kim and Kris Humphries' divorce could potentially be aired since the footage of it would have been legally deemed public property. But for once, Kim has refused to air her personal business in order to get more MORE

‘Kim’s Fairytale Divorce’ could be a thing!

Kourtney, Kim and Khloé Kardashian

So back around the middle of October, I joked about how E! would start putting together a new special called Kim's Fairytale Divorce sometime in the spring, because ha ha! Laughable! Turns out, I may have totally been right. Thanks to a weird legal loophole, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' divorce trial could be legally public, which means that there's a very good chance the famewhore herself could turn it all into one big reality TV special, MORE

Kim Kardashian: I failed at marriage!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

So as Kim Kardashian tried to pull a last-minute Hail Mary on her show to try and convince everyone that she's actually capable of feeling emotions and that her whole 72-day scam marriage was actually just a 72-day really stupid marriage, Kim decided to spray on some of those fake tears (the same ones Chris Brown used to make everyone forget he nearly killed Rihanna and left her for dead) and told the camera about how sorry she is for all of MORE