Despite the fact that Kris Humphries is at best, a dumb little bumpkin who made the grave error of believing the lying famewhore that is Kim Kardashian, as well as getting on the bad side of her miserable little toadie Jonathan Cheban, Kim's 'friends' (read: mom, Kris Jenner) called Us Weekly to reveal that Kris is trying to humiliate Kim. How? By not paying attention to her? "He's doing anything he can to get her attention," a Kardashian MORE

While most people who are unceremoniously divorced by Kim Kardashian after only 72 days of marriage would be happy to just squeeze as much money out of her as they can, Kris Humphries has decided to give back to the people, by turning down a $7 Million pay day in favor of making Kim admit that the whole wedding was basically just a big sham put together for the sake of a reality TV show. Via Page Six: A friend of Humphries told us, “Kim’s MORE

The ultimate famewhore Kim Kardashian has long tried to convince us that she doesn't make millions upon millions of dollars by lying about her life for reality TV cameras. Which is, of course total bullshit, because Kim's only life skill is creating and spinning lies. In their divorce hearings, Kris Humphries wants Kim to finally reveal just how much they made together off of their fake sham of a wedding. TMZ reports: Kris Humphries has filed MORE

Because being fake married to Kim Kardashian is a fate worse than even the deepest, darkest circles of hell, it's understandable that Kris Humphries managed to claw himself out of the pit of lies and skankery and now he wants a little compensation for being strung along into a plotline for Kim's fake reality show. Which is why he's demanding $7 Million for an out of court settlement with Kim, and claiming that Kim also took his share of the $18 MORE

Remember a while back when Kim Kardashian said she would be donating the cash value of her wedding gifts to charity, like that's some sort of colossal accomplishment when you donate like 1.5% of the money you earned from staging a fake wedding to charity? And then she went ahead and kept the money anyway because her family needed new watches? Well, Kim is now vowing to donate twice the money to charity, so yay. Good for her for donating 3% of MORE

For those of you who never thought they would see the day where Kim Kardashian would refuse to air part of her private life on reality television for money and attention: well, congrats on being alive I guess. I reported yesterday that Kim and Kris Humphries' divorce could potentially be aired since the footage of it would have been legally deemed public property. But for once, Kim has refused to air her personal business in order to get more MORE

So back around the middle of October, I joked about how E! would start putting together a new special called Kim's Fairytale Divorce sometime in the spring, because ha ha! Laughable! Turns out, I may have totally been right. Thanks to a weird legal loophole, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' divorce trial could be legally public, which means that there's a very good chance the famewhore herself could turn it all into one big reality TV special, MORE

So as Kim Kardashian tried to pull a last-minute Hail Mary on her show to try and convince everyone that she's actually capable of feeling emotions and that her whole 72-day scam marriage was actually just a 72-day really stupid marriage, Kim decided to spray on some of those fake tears (the same ones Chris Brown used to make everyone forget he nearly killed Rihanna and left her for dead) and told the camera about how sorry she is for all of MORE