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After a year and a half of watching them drag it out, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' divorce has been finalized, which means Kim can now move on to fake marrying some other rich guy for attention and money. Yay! No one learned anything! TMZ reports ... Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman ... because the judge dissolved her marriage to Kris Humphries in today's court hearing ... and we've learned Kris walked away with MORE
We joke about this a lot, but I really do think that Kim Kardashian is just no-holds barred evil. Like, I don't even think she's just misguided or stupid or she has some secret philanthropic streak I don't know about. I honestly think she's the devil. Don't believe me? Well, here's a report about how Kim is trying to convince everyone that she still loves Kris Humphries, even though she used her reality TV show to trash him before she moved onto MORE
I'm sure this must come as a shock to you, but most people don't get divorced after only 72 days of marriage unless something is extremely wrong. And it turns out, Kim Kardashian may have kinda sorta strung Kris Humphries along for the sake of her reality TV show, even though she knew the marriage was over almost immediately. Huh. Go figs. RadarOnline reports ... Kris, who is seeking an annulment of their 72-day marriage, has come to the MORE
Just in case you somehow couldn't piece this one together, Kim Kardashian may be forced to reveal that most of the scenes she films for her show are fake. Yes, the show about a family full of talentless, shrill, vapid, awful people becoming famous and obscenely wealthy just by being themselves might be fake. I'm as amazed as you are. Page Six reports ... Kris Humphries’ lawyers reportedly intend to force Kim Kardashian to admit under oath MORE
Kris Humphries has been trying to convince the courts for months that Kim Kardashian faked their marriage for the sake of her show. It's a testament to how blissfully dumb Kris is that it's taken him months to try and convince a jury about something everyone already knows, but that's beyond the point. In a recent deposition, a producer on Kim's show allegedly admitted they faked a whole bunch of shots, including Kris' "surprise engagement" for MORE
Yesterday, Kim Kardashian was rushed to the hospital after having a miscarriage scare, which we didn't report on at all because seriously: miscarriage. There's really nothing funny about that at all. Except now, it turns out Kim is fine and is trying to blame it on Kris Humphries, and just like that, Kim's special brand of opportunistic douchiness rears its ugly head and it's okay to make fun of her again. RadarOnline reports... Kris believes MORE
So it turns out, famewhore Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are still fighting over whether or not Kim basically duped the poor dope into a short fake sham marriage for the sake of her dumb reality television show. Granted, most people could easily figure this out by looking at Kim and going, "Oh, yeah, that's right: We're talking about a Kardashian here," but instead, Kris and Kim are going about their divorce (or annulment if Kris has his way) MORE
Yesterday, Kris Humphries' legal team tried to keep Kim Kardashian and her lawyers from speeding through her divorce by reminding everyone that just because Kim got knocked up by her rebound, doesn't mean he has to do anything. So last night, Kim got a note from her doctors claiming that the stress from her divorce was putting her pregnancy at risk. I'm sure those two things have nothing in common. TMZ reports ... Sources familiar with the MORE
Because this is some of the most delicious irony ever, Khloé Kardashian went on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen to talk about how Kris Humphries is delusional, fame hungry and gross. Or, everything we have ever called Khloé and the rest of her delusional, fame hungry, gross family. RadarOnline reports ... When Cohen asked what was going on with Kim’s insanely protracted divorce from Humphries (it’s been more than a year since MORE
Despite the fact that anyone with more than a single brain cell thinks that Kim Kardashian only married Kris Humphries for the sake of her reality TV show, Kris is still trying to prove in court that Kim frauded him into their marriage and he wants an annulment. Except all he actually needs to do is walk up to the jury, and scream "SHE'S KIM KARDASHIAN!" and he'd win his case. Via RadarOnline ... “Kris’ case will be very simple and MORE
Last night, Kim Kardashian was on Late Show with David Letterman to talk about her reality shows and her pregnancy, just in case you didn't hear her talk about it the first twenty-trillion times. Anyway, last night David Letterman actually made fun of Kim straight to her face about her marriage, and Kim tried to pretend like she actually married Kris Humphries for love instead of a multi-million dollar reality TV special. Here's the transcript MORE
Call me crazy, but when someone tells you, "Sure, I'd love to marry you, but I'm in the middle of my second divorce right now, soooo ... yeah." That's a RED flag, right? That's not marriage material, unless you happen to be a divorce lawyer. But whatever. Point is, HuffPo is reporting that Kanye West is planning on making a dishonest woman out of Kim Kardashian just as soon as her divorce is settled, which is sort of like dumping your life MORE
Can you believe it has been an entire year since famewhore Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after two whole months of pseudo-marriage? I know. They said it would never last, but Kim proved them all right! Anyway, in what I can only assume was a thinly-veiled attempt to distract everyone from remembering that, here's a rumor about how Kim may (or may not) have a second Ray J sex tape floating around out there, heaven help us MORE
Overcoming cancer is one of the most difficult things a person can do. It requires a lot of fight, access to great medical care, and a huge support staff. Kim Kardashian entered into a big fake marriage for the sake of a reality TV show, then filed for divorce two months later for more attention. So of course, Kim thinks that the two of these things are completely similar in every way. Via Complex ... [W]e decided to film for the wedding," she MORE
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