Kim Kardashian’s fake wedding was scripted by E!

Kim Kardashian

Yeah, I know, quelle surprise. So it turns out that just in case anyone got the idea that there was even a single, tiny trace of genuine human emotion in the proceedings, E! pretty much went ahead and scripted Kim Kardashian's entire fake whore wedding according to TMZ, right down to an exchange between Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick hinting at yet another fake whore wedding because money > love. So much >. While Kim Kardashian and MORE

Slutty Kardashians sued over slutty purses!

Kardashians

Did you know that the Kardashians have their own line of purses? Despite the fact that, between the entire family, they only have one creative bone in their body. In Kim's asshole. Well, they have their own line of purses, and now they're being sued because one of the purses they "created" (read: Someone else designed them and they just slapped their name on them because that's how capitalism works) looks like someone else's creation. Designer MORE

The Kardashians wrote a book. Really.

Khloé, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian

Because appearing on a reality TV show somehow translates into an intimate understanding of the written word, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian have written a book, and surprise! It's not of the coloring variety. Oh, and if you'll remember, they let a fan name the book, and instead of taking my suggestion (The Girls Who Should Have Played With Fire), they chose to give it the most one-note name ever. Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian MORE

Say hello to Khloe Kardashian’s nipple!

Khloé Kardashian

I'm pretty sure this is considered a war crime, but I'm posting it anyway: Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian were on Fox & Friends this morning when Khloé decided to make the show actually watchable by wreaking havoc and letting slip the nipple of war. For six straight minutes. To be fair, a six-minute nipple slip is still one of the most dignified and intelligent things to ever appear on Fox. Khloé was wearing a black shirt with see-thru MORE

The Kardashians will swallow your soul!

The Kardashians

There's this one particularly screwed up verse in Revelations where they talk about a beast with seven heads and ten horns (horn distribution is a bit vague; use your imagination) which people say is the anti-christ, although technically the term "anti-christ" is never once mentioned or truly alluded to, so let's just say it's a pretty bad thing. Anyway, bad thing is apparently some sort of super demon that will fuck shit up in the end times, and MORE

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are ‘writing’ a book!

Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian

Fresh off her new engagement with a $2 million dollar ring (I'm sure the small African child who lost his arm to find that diamond must be beaming with pride), Kim Kardashian has now decided that she's writing a book now with her sisters because screw the English language!  Well, I guess "write" might be a bit of a strong word. That famewhore will probably try to spell her own name using a spoonful of Alpha-bits while a ghostwriter tries to stop MORE

Oh shut up, Kourtney Kardashian!

Kourtney Kardashian - One Life To Live

So remember how, for some reason, someone decided it would be a great idea to have Kourtney Kardashian make a guest appearance on One Life To Live, despite the fact that she has all the charm and acting talent of an orthopedic shoe! Well, she's been talking about how lucky she was and what a great time she had and- HAHAHAHA! Just kidding. She actually sat down with Jay Leno and bitched about how she felt like a prostitute because she had to kiss MORE

Kourtney Kardashian is an actress now. Sure, why not?

Kourtney Kardashian

Continuing the Kardashian's long, storied history of acting (did anyone see Kim Kardashian in Disaster Movie? *MWAH!* Genius!) someone decided to give Kourtney Kardashian a part on One Life To Live, because apparently there's a huge cross-section between people who like soap operas and people who like watching whores be awful. In the above clip, she practices her lines with sis Kim and beau Scott Disick before meeting the rest of the MORE

Mini-Kardashian is getting pre-divorced!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

Good news everyone! Well, actually, make that no one: Apparently, Scott Disick proposed to Kourtney Kardashian for the last episode of Kim and Kourtney Take New York, and you know what that means! No, not a ceremony where they celebrate their love and live the rest of their lives together. It means they're gonna make another reality show all about their wedding! Wooo! "The last episode of 'Kourtney and Kim Take New York' is Scott proposing," MORE

Quick! Someone take the red lipstick away from her!

When compared to the other two gals, Kourtney Kardashian's joker red lipstick sticks out like a sore thumb, it's so harsh! In other thoughts, I still can't believe these gals seriously have a book out, and people are actually camping out overnight to have these twits sign their copy, that's pure insanity for you! What's the world coming to?! Armageddon is looming! A bookstore appearance by Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian, signing KARDASHIAN MORE

introducing kourtney kardashian’s baby boy

good morning! my gosh - celebrity news & gossip is so slow right now that i'm actually posting the latest cover of life & style weekly featuring kourtney kardashian and her new adorable baby boy mason dash disick! (see another pic of kourtney and baby mason over on popeater) i seriously hope things start to pick up after the holidays are behind us! popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo PS as for the whole charlie sheen scandal - i have zero MORE