The Kardashians refuse to shoot until thief is caught

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

There's been a bit of a crime spree happening on the set of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, as random thefts keep happening in the girls' homes. Apparently, they seem to think it might be an inside job, which is what can happen when you invite everyone into your home for attention. Well, sadly the Kardashians are saying that they won't shoot until the thief is caught, and oh what a shame that is! (Whoever it is, you will be canonized for this. MORE

Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Robbed by their reality crew?

Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian

So apparently, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian were the victims of theft a few days ago, which I'm sure Kris Jenner immediately recognized as an opportunity for a plot line. Anyway, police have finally nailed down the list of suspects to anyone who was recently in the Kardashian's home and knew the general layout of their pad. So basically, the cameramen, the lighting crew, the hair and makeup people, producers, writers, interns, sound guys... you MORE

That Kardashian ‘reality’ show got renewed

The Kardashians

Despite it becoming increasingly obvious to the masses that the Kardashian family is comprised of manipulative, ruthless famewhores, there's still a committed segment of the population who keep watching their reality shows. Because one of them, Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been renewed in a multi-season deal. In related news, the lamb has opened the seventh seal. We're all SUPER boned. TMZ reports... TMZ broke the story ... Keeping Up MORE

The Kardashian Kristmas Kard kost $250,000!

Kim Kardashian

Yesterday, the Kardashian family revealed their annual Kristmas Kard, and it was ... well, sh!t. It's basically one huge pile of violently expelled human excrement artfully arranged by David LaChapelle WHO IS ABOVE THIS. As it turns out, it takes a lot of money to get David to make a tableau decrying the hypocrisy of American excess that you thrive upon, because the entire thing apparently cost $250,000 to shoot. They could have used that money MORE

Want to meet Kourtney Kardashian? That’ll be $150!

Kourtney Kardashian

Apparently, there's a huge market of people who actually like the Kardashians and don't think that they're a bunch of insufferable, awful people who have monetized their own self-absorption and misanthropy for the sake of a lazy dollar. Naturally, this sort of fandom can only end in disappointment once they realize they're idolizing someone who, at best, couldn't fill a shot glass with talent if it was already half full. Over the weekend, MORE

Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Coming to an end?

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

For almost six years now, Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been a cultural and moral blight on our society. It taught an entire generation of impressionable, lazy children that forcing cameras to capture your every monotonous moment would turn you into a rich, famous celebrity. It taught us that you needed absolutely no talent or likeability to make it big, just a pathological ability to do whatever it takes for attention. So I'm happy to say MORE

The Kardashians’ ratings are plummeting!

kim-kourtney-kardashian

After six years on the air, it seems like America has finally come together to realize that the Kardashian sisters and their show are completely terrible, and their ratings are now plummeting so low that a show about rednecks calling ducks received double the viewership of E!'s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. Gosh, I just can't imagine why that may be. Via RadarOnline ... The most recent episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami from March 17, 2013 MORE

The Kardashian sisters had a vagina sniff-off?!

Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian

If you've never heard of the term "jumping the shark," here's a quick refresher: The term comes from an episode of Happy Days where they ran out of ideas and just had Fonzi jump over a shark for no reason, and it's used to describe the exact moment a show officially stops giving a sh!t and starts creeping ever closer to cancellation. Anyway, on a new episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, the Kardashian sisters decide to have a vagina-sniffing MORE

The Kardashian makeup line is being pulled off shelves

Khroma / Kardashian Makeup

Some of you might remember this one, but a couple months ago, the Kardashians were accused of stealing the name of a makeup line, Kroma, for their own line, Khroma. Yeah, that's not much of a stretch. Well, the Khroma line just sent the Kardashians and their line a cease and desist, and in the interrim, the Kardashians' makeup line is being pulled from the shelves until the matter is settled. Side-note: HAHAHAHAHA! You suck Kim Kardashian! MORE

Scott Disick wants Kourtney Kardashian to lose weight

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian

Because today's theme is apparently "stupid, misogynist a-holes saying horrible things," Scott Disick reportedly told his girlfriend and baby mama Kourtney Kardashian that she needed to lose weight faster after her pregnancy, because Scott is literally that guy from American Psycho. Kourtney needs to DTMFA before he drops a chainsaw on her from atop a stairwell while ranting about obscure 80's bands. RadarOnline reports ... “Last time MORE

Kris Jenner is (allegedly) not that great of a mom

Kris Jenner

Over the years, Kris Jenner has made millions of dollars and amassed tons of publicity by essentially turning her family into a 24/7 fame-whoring plant, to the point where even Joan Crawford would look at her and go, "wow, you really suck at this whole 'maternal' thing, don't you?" And then I like to imagine that Joan would beat Kris with a wire hanger before smashing her face into a bathroom floor covered in scouring powder. Anyway, yesterday, MORE

Here’s the 2012 Kardashian Kristmas Kard!

The Kardashians

Some of you might remember a little while ago when Kim Kardashian's ex-cat, Mercy, suddenly died after she gave it away. Well, the brand new Kardashian Kristmas Kard -- The hard-C is the family's mortal enemy -- has made its way onto the internet, and the creepiest part is that they somehow found it appropriate to include a picture of Mercy, looking the most miserable I have ever seen a kitten look before. From Us Weekly ... The card features MORE

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are not engaged

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

On paper, you would figure that a story about Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick finally getting engaged would be true, because Kris Jenner needs to fill some air time on E! with another contrived wedding special. But here's Kim Kardashian claiming that the story is completely untrue, because hey, if there's one person who knows fake weddings put together for publicity, it's Kim! Via TMZ ... Kim Kardashian may be a scaredy-cat when it comes MORE

Kris Jenner wants Kourtney to get married on TV too

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

Thus far, both Kim Kardashian and Khloé Kardashian have gotten married for the sake of putting together a crappy reality TV. And in all fairness, it's worked out super well, in that Kim immediately got divorced and everyone realized what a horrible fake she is. Well, Kris Jenner is now trying to recreate that magic by trying to get Kourtney Kardashian to do a shot-gun reality TV wedding! I know, how romantic. RadarOnline reports ... "[Kris] MORE