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In case you needed further proof that Kim Kardashian's infamous sex tape with Ray J is secretly one of Voldemort's horcruxes, over the weekend there was a fire at Vivid Video, and somehow, Kim's tape went unscathed. Apparently, if you watch the original tape, you have to make someone else watch it or you'll die in seven days. Kim's sex tape was the inspiration for the horror anthology, V/H/S. I could literally do this all day, I really could. TMZ MORE
It's been almost a full year since the creation of the two-headed hell beast known as Kimye, the unholy union between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West destined to consecrate the world in a veil of darkness. And yet so far, Kanye hasn't really made an appearance on any of Kim's shows, and the reason for it is because Kanye thinks appearing on any of her crappy shows would be bad for her image. HAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, that just slipped out. RadarOnline MORE
When Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, the general consensus was that Kanye was dating her as a status symbol, Kim was dating Kanye for the sake of an easy ride, and both just wanted to get attention out of the whole thing. Well, here's Kim talking about how Kanye won't let her sign autographs, because their relationship is about as healthy and normal as we all thought it was. RadarOnline reports ... “My boyfriend has taught me a lot about MORE
Earlier this week, rumors started swirling that Kim Kardashian was going to quit Keeping Up With The Kardashians, thus pulling the lynch pin that would basically end Kris Jenner's reign of terror. Except nope, Kim's still signed on for two interminable seasons. But I'm guessing that Kris knows her days are numbered, because a new report from In Touch seems to indicate that Kris is going to start using her younger daughters, Kylie and Kendall, to MORE
The other day, I was watching Fashion Police because I love Joan Rivers and desperately want to spite Lady Gaga, when an ad came on for an episode of one of those Kardashian shows. I can't remember which one ... I think something like Kim and K. Rool Take Ketamine, or Khloe Takes Kourtanee Behind a K-Mart or some sh!t like that. Anyway, I know it was only a thirty second clip, but it really does look like just the very worst of what America has MORE
Real talk here: Every time I see a trashy looking dress that doesn't fit right or basically just looks like a sparkly turd, I call it "Kardashian chic." The thing about the Kardashians is that, no matter how pricey or finely crafted their duds are, everything they wear looks cheap. Seriously, maybe it's the way they're styled, or maybe it's their general aura, but there's something about the Kardashians that just ruins clothes. So of course, MORE
So it turns out, famewhore Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are still fighting over whether or not Kim basically duped the poor dope into a short fake sham marriage for the sake of her dumb reality television show. Granted, most people could easily figure this out by looking at Kim and going, "Oh, yeah, that's right: We're talking about a Kardashian here," but instead, Kris and Kim are going about their divorce (or annulment if Kris has his way) MORE
No matter what side of the gun debate you're on, I think the one thing we can all agree on is the fact that Kim Kardashian is powerfully stupid and will say or do anything for the sake of attention. That's a pretty bipartisan statement right there. So when Kim posted a sparkly pink gun to Twitter, pretty much everyone agreed that she was an idiot and just doing it for attention. Via the NY Daily News: Kim Kardashian can’t resist some stylish MORE
Yesterday, Kris Humphries' legal team tried to keep Kim Kardashian and her lawyers from speeding through her divorce by reminding everyone that just because Kim got knocked up by her rebound, doesn't mean he has to do anything. So last night, Kim got a note from her doctors claiming that the stress from her divorce was putting her pregnancy at risk. I'm sure those two things have nothing in common. TMZ reports ... Sources familiar with the MORE
In today's "mixed blessing" news, good news! Famewhore Kim Kardashian might be leaving reality television forever, thus yanking the lynch-pin of the Kardashian reality TV empire! Which means no more shows with the [Insert Kardashian 1 here] and [Insert Kardashian 2 here] Take [Insert doomed city here] construct! Now the bad news: Turns out, Kim is leaving reality TV so that she can annoy you in various other media. Oh crap. Entertainmentwise MORE
Because this is some of the most delicious irony ever, Khloé Kardashian went on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen to talk about how Kris Humphries is delusional, fame hungry and gross. Or, everything we have ever called Khloé and the rest of her delusional, fame hungry, gross family. RadarOnline reports ... When Cohen asked what was going on with Kim’s insanely protracted divorce from Humphries (it’s been more than a year since MORE
Despite the fact that anyone with more than a single brain cell thinks that Kim Kardashian only married Kris Humphries for the sake of her reality TV show, Kris is still trying to prove in court that Kim frauded him into their marriage and he wants an annulment. Except all he actually needs to do is walk up to the jury, and scream "SHE'S KIM KARDASHIAN!" and he'd win his case. Via RadarOnline ... “Kris’ case will be very simple and MORE
Over the years, Kris Jenner has made millions of dollars and amassed tons of publicity by essentially turning her family into a 24/7 fame-whoring plant, to the point where even Joan Crawford would look at her and go, "wow, you really suck at this whole 'maternal' thing, don't you?" And then I like to imagine that Joan would beat Kris with a wire hanger before smashing her face into a bathroom floor covered in scouring powder. Anyway, yesterday, MORE
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