Kim Kardashian is trying to get on Vogue (ITALIAN Vogue)

Kim Kardashian

By now, it's pretty much set in stone that Kim Kardashian will sooner be on the surface of Jupiter than she will be on the cover of Vogue. Sorry Kanye West, but no amount of ranting will make Anna Wintour see your famewhore as anything but future leather. Anyway, since Kim's one major dream will never happen, now she's trying to get on Vogue Italia. At this point, it's easier to just go to a country where no one know who she is than it would be MORE

Kim and Kanye got denied by the Palace of Versailles!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Let's just get one thing straight: This Kim Kardashian / Kanye West marriage is going to happen whether we like it or not. They're two awful people who decided that the financial and societal perks would make up for the lack of "love" people keep talking about, so they might as well shack up while the getting's good. Except HA HA! Turns out there's a slight problem because their preferred wedding destination, the Palace of Versailles in France, MORE

That guy Kanye West beat up is looking for money

Kanye West

Remember that little racist that Kanye West beat the ever-loving crap out of defending Kim Kardashian's honor? Surprisingly, I almost forgot about it because this is probably one of the few Kardashian-related things they haven't run into the ground for publicity. Anyway, it turns out the little racist in question is now looking for some compensation, to the tune of six figures. TMZ reports ... Sources connected with the 18-year-old tell us ... MORE

Kanye West might be in some trouble

Kanye West

About a week ago, Kanye West beat the ever-loving hell out of some little racist kid, and the world was thrust into the uncomfortable place of kind of being on board with what Kanye did, but at the same time acknowledging that maybe going around doling out vigilante justice might not be the best way. Anyway, while we all kind of assumed that Kanye would get off scot-free, turns out he may be in some trouble here. First off, turns out no one at MORE

Kim Kardashian watched Kanye West beat up that racist kid

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

As a general rule, it's generally advised not to be racist. This rule goes double if you happen to be an ectomorph with bones of peanut brittle, because someone WILL eventually lay your sh!t out. Which is apparently what happened when Kanye West beat the crap out of some little racist kid for dropping the n-word on Kim Kardashian. (No, I'm not going to spell it out. I'm Irish-Canadian. I can't do that sort of thing.) Apparently, Kim ended up MORE

Kanye West attacked to defend Kim Kardashian’s honor?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Look, we already know how this story goes, so let's just jump right into it: Apparently, some kid was throwing the n-word and the f-word at Kim Kardashian for no real reason, which caused Kanye West to come in and allegedly beat him like a pinata at an 8-year-old's birthday party. TMZ reports ... The barely-a-man screams to Kim, "They're whack, dude. You have to deal with that everyday?" He then excitedly hops up the front steps like a rabbit. MORE

Beyoncé refuses to be Kim Kardashian’s bridesmaid!

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and Beyoncé have always had a bit of a rocky relationship: Kim would try and get Beyoncé to be her friend, and Beyoncé would say no. Kim would try to position herself as Blue Ivy Carter's aunt, and Beyoncé would say no. Kim would try to interact with Beyoncé in literally any meaningful way she could think of, and Beyoncé would say ... nope. But recently, Kim tried to get Beyoncé to be one of her Bridesmaids for her upcoming MORE

Kim Kardashian is ready to get pregnant again

Kim Kardashian

Kimye -- they're essentially one single person now. Don't make me go back to spelling out their individual names -- is apparently talking about having another baby again, because now they're not even doing anything for attention. They're just talking about doing things for attention so that we'll give them attention. Weird how that works. Anyway, considering Kim basically went into hiding for three months last time she delivered, go right ahead. MORE

Kim Kardashian may have photoshopped her selfies

Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna

It's kind of a given at this point that Kim Kardashian is a waterfall of lies, spewing a never-ending stream of falsehoods and fakery because society doesn't bother practicing media literacy and she knows she can get away with it. Anyway, turns out that selfie she posted recently with Blac Chyna may have have been photoshopped, according to a pair of PS pros. RadarOnline reports ... “Now, before I begin, I must say this is all purely MORE

Kim Kardashian’s butt can’t compete with Blac Chyna’s!

Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna

Despite the fact that South Park already revealed that Kim Kardashian is secretly a hobbit with an extensive Photoshop budget, Kim is still posting selfies else she be deported to Middle Earth. Well apparently, Kim got a little cocky because she decided to compare asses with her BFF Blac Chyna. Even with all the Photoshop, and posing, and padding, she still can't match up. But don't worry: she'll just go steal some gold from Smaug's lair and MORE

Kanye West gave Kim Kardashian the ugliest Birkin bag ever

Birkin

As we've seen from some his ... work, I want to call it, Kanye West has what can generously be called "a questionable taste level". Case in point, behold the painted Birkin bag he got for Kim Kardashian, which I guess is his way of telling her to f*ck herself in the most festive way possible. Seriously, three naked demon women and a misshapen troll man hanging on the periphery? That's totally a dig at her and her family. Either that or he MORE

Kim Kardashian can’t stop Googling Beyoncé?

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce

Oh lordy, this is just out of control ... in a new story posted by Life & Style magazine, apparently famewhore Kim Kardashian is completely obsessed with Googling Beyoncé multiple times a day. I guess she's trying to figure out how her and Kanye West can be a power couple just like Bey and Jay Z by keeping tabs on her. Girlfriend can Google Ms. Knowles all day long, she'll never even come remotely close to being as well-liked or powerful as MORE

No one is buying what the Kardashians are selling!

The Kardashians

For longer than anyone really cares to admit, The Kardashian family has been a cottage industry of unrepentant pseudo-celebrity claptrap, churning out mediocrity in order to trick people into thinking they were actually famous. But thankfully, people are starting to realize that they've been had, and the Kardashians' popularity is now plummeting to the point where magazines with their pictures on the cover actually sell less than usual. MORE

Katy Perry threw some shade at Kimye’s “Bound 2″ video

Katy Perry, John Mayer and Ellen DeGeneres

Katy Perry and John Mayer were on Ellen DeGeneres' show today, where they talked about their new music video together and yadda yadda yadda. It was all very sweet, but let's jump to the fun part: At one point, Ellen asked if this was their version of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's "Bound 2," and Katy wasted no time in pouring a bucket of shade on top of that green screen shart of a video. "Was it your response to Kim and Kanye's "Bound 2?"" MORE