Let me start off by saying that violence against women is never funny. Unless it involves clowns. Then it's hilarious (just kidding). That being said, I kind of love this story about Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloé getting a smackdown from a jealous woman after her boyfriend asked to get a picture with them. Honestly, I firmly believe that the Kardashians are the most useless people ever. They're not even fun to write about. Except for now. MORE
Kim Kardashian might be with child!
Oh goddammit, who allowed this woman to reproduce? Well, it had to happen eventually: Kim Kardashian is dropping hints that she might be pregnant, which would mean that she's finally figured out how to have sex without a camcorder present. I wonder if she knows that, to conceive, you have to do more than let him just piss on you? Is Kim Kardashian tweeting for two? As reported in the latest issue of Life & Style, Kim's been unusually fatigued, MORE
Kim Kardashian got botox; Must be Friday!
I'm sure this must come as an absolute shock to all of you, but Kim Kardashian has had some work done. I'll give you a minute to collect yourselves. Anyway, just in case you had any doubts, she went ahead and got botox for her reality show because that's just the sort of thing you do when you can't act, sing, write or dance. See how easy that is? Kim Kardashian gets Botox injections on Sunday's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and tells MORE
Kim Kardashian wants to date a teenager!
Allow me to preface this post by saying: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW OHMYFUCKINGGODGROSS. Alright, got that out of the way. Anyway, Kim Kardashian was on Lopez Tonight (Seriously? That's a show?) to promote ... whatever it is she does for a living (leaking sex tapes?), when she said that she would date Justin Bieber if he were older. Awkward. Justin Bieber only has two short years until he can land a date with Kim Kardashian. On Tuesday's MORE
Kim Kardashian: Still pissed off about being pissed on
Kim Kardashian, who's essentially famous for having a giant ass and getting peed on by Brandy's brother Ray J in her sex tape, wants you all to know that she's still totally angry about how her sex tape leaked and made her rich and famous by doing absolutely goddamn nothing. Only in America can a Z-list woman top the A-list by getting a golden-shower from a Z-list rapper. Kim Kardashian graces the September cover of Allure. Inside she shares her MORE
Unnecessary Things: Kim Kardashian’s scent!
oh my gosh! do we really need yet another 'celebrity' fragrance?! now kim kardashian (of all people) is releasing a scent - i have zero desire to sniff her (she's pictured below at release party held at sephora in miami beach) there are lots of unnecessary things out there and this is definitely one of 'em! i don't mind kim or her two sisters but let's face it - if it weren't for her now infamous sex tape - none of them would be 'famous' - that MORE
Kim Kardashian shows off her best ass-et!
hey hey! here's pictures of kim kardashian showing off her best asset - her big ass - while signing autographs before appearing on the late show with david letterman! no matter what you think about her - you must admit she's cute! everyone's been talking about her sister khloe kardashian's recent (reality TV) marriage to lamar odom but that's old news now ... tonight word broke of a sketchy extortion plot - someone was trying to get mr. letterman MORE
Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush’s sexy spread!
good morning y'all! right now i've got kim kardashian and her hot footballer boyfriend reggie bush - the couple recently shot some sexy pictures together for a feature in the latest issue of GQ magazine (you can see more pictures from their spread over on kim's website - reggie's body is incredible) i still don't really get why ms. kardashian is actually famous for except being a one-time friend of paris hilton plus she had that whole sex tape MORE
Kim Kardashian is Wonder Woman!
good morning & happy halloween! below i've got ms. kim kardashian dressed up as wonder woman while playing host at last night's PAMA's halloween masquerade - she actually makes a great & sexy looking super hero! i wonder if the rumored movie about 'wonder woman' will ever make it to the big screen (actually - a new website just popped up for the movie!) i do adore the old TV show with linda carter as the bracelet wielding crime fighter but i'd MORE
Kim Kardashian is brave!
hey kids! this past sunday kim kardashian sliced open her foot on a glass table and was rushed to a local NYC hospital which all sounds very dramatic but now her foot (which is doing just fine) could actually prove to be a bigger asset than her infamous big ass! (i seriously still don't know why she's famous but i must admit that after watching keeping up with the kardashians i fell in love with her along with kim's sisters khloe & kourtney) it MORE
