‘Kim’s Fairytale Divorce’ could be a thing!

Kourtney, Kim and Khloé Kardashian

So back around the middle of October, I joked about how E! would start putting together a new special called Kim's Fairytale Divorce sometime in the spring, because ha ha! Laughable! Turns out, I may have totally been right. Thanks to a weird legal loophole, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' divorce trial could be legally public, which means that there's a very good chance the famewhore herself could turn it all into one big reality TV special, MORE

Kim Kardashian is done dating football players?

Kim Kardashian

In case you needed any further proof that Kim Kardashian is a lying whorebeast, aside from anything and everything she's ever done ever, here's the most damning piece of evidence you can think of: after rumors circulated that she was dating football star Mark Sanchez, Kim claimed that she would never date another football player ever again, which I think means she's banging one as I type this. And chances are she'll be banging a different one by MORE

Joanna Krupa vs. The Kardashians

Joanna Krupa and The Kardashians

I'm not sure who Joanna Krupa is, although if you have a thing for tig ol' bitties, you probably do. Anyway, Joanna is not only a fan of having giant naturals, but she's an anti-fur advocate, and is going so far as to start a petition against the Kardashians to stop them from selling fur in their stores, especially since some of them have already done PETA ads against fur. Yeah, the Kardashians are hypocrites. In related news, cake is delicious MORE

Kim Kardashian is dating Mark Sanchez now?

Kim Kardashian and Mark Sanchez

After Kim Kardashian gave the whole "beg the world for pity" thing a try only to have it completely not work, Kim has decided that the hell with it, she's just going to find some another professional athlete to stick his penis in her. So here come the reports about how Kim is now doing it with football star Mark Sanchez of the New York Jets. Probably because at this point, he's probably the only New York Jet that she hasn't banged. RadarOnline MORE

Kim Kardashian has it so hard!

Kim Kardashian

In a move that I'm sure doesn't coincide at all with the finale of her latest TV show, Kim Kardashian has decided to play the victim card, as Life & Style tunes the world's tiniest violin in order to show just how hard it is for her to make millions of dollars by doing nothing at all. Yes, I'm sure the world feels super bad for her, what with the whole faking a marriage in order to swindle the people out of millions. How so very hard it is MORE

Kim Kardashian is starting a Bible study group?

Kim Kardashian

Now that Kim Kardashian has ended her new show where she spends an entire season breaking up with Kris Humphries because he isn't black the man she thought he was, Kim has decided to spend all her time convincing America she isn't an attention-starved whore-beast who will do anything for money and attention by tweeting about how she's going to start a Bible study group. You know, because she loves Jesus! And attention! But mostly MORE

Kim Kardashian: I failed at marriage!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

So as Kim Kardashian tried to pull a last-minute Hail Mary on her show to try and convince everyone that she's actually capable of feeling emotions and that her whole 72-day scam marriage was actually just a 72-day really stupid marriage, Kim decided to spray on some of those fake tears (the same ones Chris Brown used to make everyone forget he nearly killed Rihanna and left her for dead) and told the camera about how sorry she is for all of MORE

What does Snoop Dogg think of Kim Kardashian?

Snoop Dogg

Did you know Snoop Dogg has his own Internet show? Well now you do. Anyway, on last night's episode, someone for some reason decided that Snoop was the best person to ask for advice concerning Kris Humphries now that Kim Kardashian big fake divorced him. That person is probably Kris Jenner, but I digress. Snoop answered by basically calling Kim a cold-blooded, money grubbing whore, and it was FUCKING AWESOME. Watch the video below, although I MORE

Someone thinks Kim Kardashian can act

Kim Kardashian

Despite the fact that Kim Kardashian can emote about as well as buttered toast on her own fake reality TV show, someone looked at Kim's all-consuming whore vortex and thought "yes, that will boost our numbers". And that's how Kim landed a recurring role on Drop Dead Diva, and now we can all pinpoint the exact moment that show jumped the shark, peed on it, then sold footage of it to Vivid Video. TooFab reports: "I am so excited to announce that MORE

Kim Kardashian needs Google Alerts about herself!

Kim Kardashian

Hope you enjoy this post guys, because it turns out someone on Kim Kardashian's team - or better yet, maybe even Kim herself - squee - might be reading this! While Kim leaving a salon in Santa Monica, a paparazzo snapped a shot of Kim and her phone, which showed that Kim was reading a Google Alert about herself. Which means there is a slight chance she's reading this right now, in which case, yes, those pants make your fake ass look fat, and all MORE

Don’t call Kim Kardashian’s marriage a ‘business decision’

Kim Kardashian and Kelly Ripa

Despite the fact that Kim Kardashian married Kris Humphries for the sake of turning it into a reality TV special and then making millions out of that TV special, she would really appreciate it if you didn't call it a "business decision". You know despite the fact that every decision she made regarding her marriage was about her business. Actually, every decision she makes is about her making more money and getting more attention, so I guess every MORE

A psychic helped Kim Kardashian get divorced?

Kim Kardashian

I remember when Kim Kardashian ended her big fake marriage after only seventy-two days, my first instinct was to role my eyes, mutter "well of course she is" and then cursing the horrid bitch for ruining Halloween for me. HALLOWEEN! You have some nerve, Kim ... anyway, prepare yourselves, because this next story will make your eyes roll so damn hard they pop out of your sockets and tear ass across the country: Kim filmed the "exact moment" she MORE

The Kardashian magazine will never exist!

The Kardashians

Because the Kardashians are not assaulting your eyeballs from enough media sources, Kris Jenner got it through her cavernous pit of greed and insecurity where her brain used to be that there needs to be a Kardashian magazine. You know, because you never see a Kardashian on a magazine cover, except for every single one of them. Anyway, a loving, all-powerful deity that created us looked down upon this, thought "Nah, the hell with that" and MORE

Old Navy is going after Kim Kardashian’s reputation

Kim Kardashian and Melissa Molinaro

In related news, Kim Kardashian has a reputation. Who knew? Anyway, as you might remember, Kim is currently in the middle of a lawsuit with retailer Old Navy after they cast a Kim lookalike in one of their commercials. Kim's pissed because how dare other people look like her while doing all the things she can't, like singing and acting and not looking like a constipated cat? Anyway, Old Navy is firing back, claiming that Kim is such an awful MORE