Kim Kardashian’s plastic surgery billboard is gone!

Kim Kardashian

Remember that giant billboard down in Mexico for plastic surgery that featured Kim Kardashian in a purple bikini? Well, despite the fact that Kim really is the spiritual poster child of plastic surgery, because let's face it, the bitch has had all kinds of work done (even though she says no), it turns out she can't be the literal poster child for it, so of course the billboard was just taken down. TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian ... ES MORE

Jon Hamm talks Kim Kardashian again

Jon Hamm and Kim Kardashian

With a new season of Mad Men on the way and Kim Kardashian still a brainless sack of cosmetically manipulated cellulite, Jon Hamm went on the The Today Show with the rest of the cast, where he stood his ground about his comments saying that Kim was stupid. Which means we once again are writing about Kim, which I'm sure she must love. Honestly, she should send him a muffin basket just for keeping her name in the news. RadarOnline reports: On MORE

Jon Hamm is still right about Kim K. being stupid

Jon Hamm

Since Kim Kardashian has yet to get the hint that she's a stupid bag of cellulite whose beauty and fame fades with each passing second, Jon Hamm clarified his recent statement about how she and Paris Hilton are stupid whores that everyone thinks far too highly of after she got all pissy for the sake of publicity. It should be noted that Jon didn't actually say that Kim was smart, just that she was entitled to be pissed off because that's all MORE

Kim Kardashian: Poster child for plastic surgery!

KIm Kardashian

I think it's kind of a given at this point that Kim Kardashian has had some amount of plastic surgery at this point, since her body looks about as natural as that disgusting pink paste they used to make McNuggets out of. Hell, for all we know, Kim is made out of the pink McNugget paste. Anyway, someone in Mexico must have seen her and thought "wow, what a botoxed whore. I should use her on a billboard to promote my clinic", because now Kim is MORE

Kim Kardashian thinks she isn’t dumb!

Kim Kardashian

One of the most important things my mother ever taught me growing up is that stupid people have no idea that they're stupid, and that it was the job of the non-stupid to mock them until they took their heads out of their asses and stopped being dummies. Which is why Jon Hamm had to break it to both Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton that they are stupid: if they were left to their own devices, they would have never learned! Except famewhore Kim is a MORE

Jon Hamm hates Paris and Kim!

Jon Hamm

Jon Hamm is the greatest man to ever live. Not only is he sexy, talented, funny, and the star of one of the greatest shows ever to feature a scene where a drunken secretary obliterates a man's foot with a riding lawn mower during an office party, but it turns out he hates Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian almost as much as I do. I say "almost" because until he starts jokingly comparing Paris' vajooter to a prehistoric carnivore, I've still got him MORE

Kris Humphries wants $$$ from Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

Because being fake married to Kim Kardashian is a fate worse than even the deepest, darkest circles of hell, it's understandable that Kris Humphries managed to claw himself out of the pit of lies and skankery and now he wants a little compensation for being strung along into a plotline for Kim's fake reality show. Which is why he's demanding $7 Million for an out of court settlement with Kim, and claiming that Kim also took his share of the $18 MORE

Kim Kardashian’s ‘secret adoption’

Kim Kardashian

You know what Kim Kardashian hasn't done yet? She hasn't pretended to adopt a baby yet. So of course it was only a matter of time before Kim whipped out her phone and started spreading a rumor that she was adopting a baby because if you honestly believe that the Kardashians don't meticulously plan everything you read about them in magazines, money is poison and I am the only person in the world with the antidote. OK! reports: When Kim MORE

Nice bald spot, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

It looks like the stress of getting paid millions of dollars to do absolutely nothing is finally getting to Kim Kardashian, because the poor girl was recently spotted in Paris with a massive bald spot (see photos here), which I'm guessing is a result of erosion from all the d-list rapper pee she's been pouring on herself. Don't lie: now that you've heard my theory, it actually sort of makes sense, doesn't it? Via RadarOnline: Kim Kardashian is MORE

Kim Kardashian donated her wedding gift money

Kim Kardashian

Remember a while back when Kim Kardashian said she would be donating the cash value of her wedding gifts to charity, like that's some sort of colossal accomplishment when you donate like 1.5% of the money you earned from staging a fake wedding to charity? And then she went ahead and kept the money anyway because her family needed new watches? Well, Kim is now vowing to donate twice the money to charity, so yay. Good for her for donating 3% of MORE

Kim Kardashian is ready to gold dig

Kim Kardashian

BREAKING NEWS: Kim Kardashian is a money-grubbing famewhore who will fake being in love if it means she can scam people out of their money. Oh, wait, that's not breaking news. Anyway, this time around, Kim is trying to land herself a Saudi billionaire so that someone else can take care of her and she'll never have to work again. Wait, Kim works? Hollywood Life reports: During Kim and Kris Jenner‘s trip to Dubai in October 2011, many Saudi MORE

Ray J leaks his sex life with Kim Kardashian

Ray J and Kim Kardashian

HA! Get it? Because the only reason Kim Kardashian is famous is because Ray J peed on her in a sex tape that she sold herself because she's an opportunistic cretin? Oh, I am good sometimes ... anyway, Ray J is the latest celebrity who thinks that an ability to do something entirely removed from writing somehow means he can write, which means he's going to (get a ghostwriter to) pen his autobiography in which he discusses how Kim loves the black MORE

The Kardashians are being sued over QuickTrim

Kim and Khloé Kardashian

Stop me if you've heard this one before: the Kardashian family was paid to endorse a product that either doesn't work or completely screws over the user, and then everyone was all like "wait, this product is bullshit!" and then the Kardashians get sued for trying to pimp out a useless product. Oh, wait, you have heard this one before? Well, what if I told you that instead of a credit card for teenage girls that will send them to the poor house, MORE

Jeremy Lin isn’t dating Kim Kardashian

Jeremy Lin and Kim Kardashian

Because you can't be a successful athlete without someone claiming that you're doing Kim Kardashian (that someone is Kim) Jeremy Lin had to shoot down rumors that he's dating Kim. The best part? His reasoning is she isn't even his type. So if you need another reason to love Jeremy, he doesn't go for the whole "attention-seeking famewhore" type. And I found the perfect man. USA Today reports: In it, the single, 23-year old Harvard graduate MORE