Kris Jenner is thrilled with Kim’s new publicity stunt

Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner

Wait, did I say publicity stunt? I meant boyfrie- Well, actually, no. I meant publicity stunt. 'Boyfriend' would entail that Kim Kardashian can actually feel things. Anyway, since Kim and Kanye West are officially a thing now, Kris Jenner has decided to announce that she's just so thrilled with the happy new couple and all the attention they'll bring in to each other's lives. RadarOnline reports: “Kris is thrilled about Kim’s new romance MORE

Did Lamar Odom predict his own firing?

Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom

We don't follow sports because ugh, seriously, sports, plus everyone knows reality television shows about vapid spoiled famewhores is what's really important. Anyway, Lamar Odom got fired from the Dallas Mavericks after Khloé Kardashian and him moved down to Texas, now the good folks at E! are trying to spin it so that Lamar some how mysteriously knew all along he would get fired. Sort of like how Kim Kardashian mysteriously new she would MORE

Kanye West thinks Kim Kardashian is his Beyoncé

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

One is a talented singer and actress who has won Grammys, been nominated for Golden Globes, and has been entertaining people for well over a decade. The other is a no talent hack who used her parent's money and employees to make herself infamous without actually doing anything herself. They have absolutely nothing in common, but Kanye West thinks his new girlfriend Kim Kardashian is his Beyoncé, because I guess analogies aren't really his strong MORE

Kim Kardashian’s legal defense: I’m hairy!

Kim Kardashian

Much like the common groundhog, Kim Kardashian's response to any sort of threat or danger is to dig herself further down into the mud and dirt and darkness. Also, if she sees her shadow on February 2nd, then the world gets six more weeks of cold. That bitch. Anyway, Kim is facing a new lawsuit from a cosmetic company that specializes in hair removal, claiming that because she lied to promote a rival brand, she put them at a disadvantage. Kim's MORE

Kanye West is ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are trying to hide the fact that they aren't totally banging for the sake of attention and petty vengeance against Kris Humphries, they're doing a pretty crappy job of it. Mind you, neither of them have ever really been great at putting the B in subtle, but between the fact that Kim was walking around with a hickey on her neck all weekend ... or was it psoriasis? These are the questions we must ask about Kim MORE

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West: Doing it all along?

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

It's no secret that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been a thing for a while now, especially since Kim likes black boys and Kanye likes having incredibly expensive and gaudy things on him at all times. They're basically a match made in public relations heaven. Now it turns out that not only are they openly seeing each other, but Kim may have been cheating on Kris Humphries with Kanye all along, because Kanye said so in his new song Theraflu MORE

Kim Kardashian has learned to be more private?

Kim Kardashian - Cosmopolitan UK May 2012

Because Kim Kardashian would say that puppies taste like mint chocolate and the government was planting satellites in her teeth in order to win the Super Bowl, as long as it meant she got just a little more attention, Kim is gracing the cover of the May 2012 issue of UK Cosmopolitan (another recycled picture from last year). Actually, quick side note here: remember when they used her image on the cover of Turkish Cosmo, despite the fact they MORE

Is Kris Humphries trying to humiliate Kim?

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

Despite the fact that Kris Humphries is at best, a dumb little bumpkin who made the grave error of believing the lying famewhore that is Kim Kardashian, as well as getting on the bad side of her miserable little toadie Jonathan Cheban, Kim's 'friends' (read: mom, Kris Jenner) called Us Weekly to reveal that Kris is trying to humiliate Kim. How? By not paying attention to her? "He's doing anything he can to get her attention," a Kardashian MORE

The Kardashians lipsynced for their lives!

The Kardashians

The Kardashian family ... your reality television shows are ratings bonanzas, but the judges thought your performances were all glitter and no substance. I'm sorry my dears, but you are all up for elimination. Prior to tonight's elimination, you were asked to put together a performance to Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rouge. Good luck, and don't fuck it up. ... that was fucking awful. Sashay away. (To everyone who has never seen RuPaul's Drag MORE

Models hold anti-fur protest at Kardashian store

Katie Cleary and Joanna Krupa

Because Kim Kardashian is awful and also HAHAHAHAHA, a group of models decided to storm Kim and her sisters' boutique, DASH, to hold an anti-fur protest. Because the only thing funnier than owning Kim is owning Kim on her own turf. The Daily Mail reports: It's rather convenient that when model Joanna Krupa announced her intention to protest the Kardashians' DASH boutique, the entire family fled LA. The 32-year-old swimsuit model and fellow MORE

Kris Humphries wants Kim to admit to fraud!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

While most people who are unceremoniously divorced by Kim Kardashian after only 72 days of marriage would be happy to just squeeze as much money out of her as they can, Kris Humphries has decided to give back to the people, by turning down a $7 Million pay day in favor of making Kim admit that the whole wedding was basically just a big sham put together for the sake of a reality TV show. Via Page Six: A friend of Humphries told us, “Kim’s MORE

Kris Humphries wants to know how much Kim made

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

The ultimate famewhore Kim Kardashian has long tried to convince us that she doesn't make millions upon millions of dollars by lying about her life for reality TV cameras. Which is, of course total bullshit, because Kim's only life skill is creating and spinning lies. In their divorce hearings, Kris Humphries wants Kim to finally reveal just how much they made together off of their fake sham of a wedding. TMZ reports: Kris Humphries has filed MORE

Janice Dickinson doesn’t like Kim Kardashian

Janice Dickinson

A couple months back, Janice Dickinson unleashed the full force of her awesome diva crazy all over Kim Kardashian, and the world saw that Janice was good. At least in the sense that she wasn't afraid to put her rings on and bitch-slap someone. But now she's going even further, saying that Kim should be tarred and feathered, which I'm sure Kim would love because that would make people pay even more attention to her! Yay! RadarOnline MORE

Is Kim Kardashian a Botox whore?

Kim Kardashian

As some of you might remember, Kim Kardashian revealed last year that she had psoriasis, literally saying that if the paparazzi found out, she'd lose her career. She said that to the paparazzi she was telling about her psoriasis. Seriously. Well, like every other completely unremarkable thing in her unremarkable life, Kim has milked it for all its worth, staging a photo-op at a Botox clinic where she gets psoriasis treatments because hey, why not MORE