Kanye West gets his rant on about an Instagram photo

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Picture

It's been a while since Kanye West went on a big huge rant about nothing, which I guess is what happens when you get married to Kim Kardashian: You go quiet for a bit and try to make everyone forget that ever happened. Except here comes RadarOnline to report that Kanye went on a big, braggy rant at the Cannes Lions Festival, one of the biggest artistic movie festivals out there, about how great his and Kim's Instagram wedding photo MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio has no love for the Kardashians

Leonardo DiCaprio

Keeping Up With The Kardashians may be the kind of unkillable cultural fixture that will some day shame us as we try to describe what a Kim Kardashian was, but if there's one silver lining, it's knowing that actual celebrities hate it as much as we do. Which brings us to our next story, which involves Keeping Up With The Kardashians trying to get Leonardo DiCaprio on the show, only to be turned down. Oh, and also the same thing happened with MORE

Kim and Kanye’s wedding was literally insane

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Picture

Allergy season has hit me like a ton of bricks recently, to the point where in the space of a day I've gone through a whole cold and sinus cycle and now I'm having a headache ridden comedown. Which is all to say I have a very tenuous grasp on reality right now, and this report from Page Six doesn't help. Apparently, they were able to slip a spy into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding, and the sh!t they saw was nothing short of an insane trip MORE

Kim Kardashian: Rob’s weight is tarnishing my family’s name

Kim Kardashian

Not news: Kim Kardashian is a soulless douche-hole. News: Kim Kardashian is a soulless douche-hole who seems to think her brother's weight gain is bringing down the family name. No really. According to RadarOnline, the big reason why Rob Kardashian bailed on her and Kanye West's big famewhore wedding was because they had a blowout fight where Kim accused Rob of leaking info to the press. Oh, and Kim also thinks his physical appearance is tanking MORE

Beyoncé wasn’t too keen on Kimye’s wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Either through blackmail, bribery, or outright dealing with the devil (NOT TODAY, SATAN! NOT TODAY!) Kim Kardashian at one point had Beyoncé and Jay Z planning on going to her wedding. But either because the pictures were destroyed, the check bounced, or because Satan didn't hold his end of the bargain, Beyoncé and Jay Z ended up pulling out at the last minute, and all was right with that specific part of the world. Even though Beyoncé since MORE

Place Your Bets: How long will Kim & Kanye’s marriage last?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Picture

I'll be honest, I debated about which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wedding story I was going to run with -- since this thing will, without a doubt, churn about two weeks' worth of famewhoring, I limited myself to only one Kimye piece a day. You're welcome I guess? -- and there were more than a few to pick from. I very nearly went with the one about how the other Kardashians ran their brother out of the wedding because he was too fat, but then I MORE

Let’s just get Kim & Kanye’s stupid wedding out of the way …

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

There really isn't any reason why we should be posting today: It's Memorial Day, and even though I'm in Canada, this still kind of applies to me. But still, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's marriage happened in Italy, and we just all have to pretend like this is an important thing that happened instead of the set-up to a fabulously prolonged divorce. Anyway, yeah, they got married. It was presumably a gaudy mess that they will turn into a reality MORE

Is Jay Z talking smack about Kim Kardashian’s wedding?

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding is this weekend, so if over the next couple days you sense an encroaching, inescapable feeling of dread and despair, that's what's happening. (Have you made peace with your lord? No? Oh dear ...) Anyway, Kim has been pretty adamant about having Jay Z and Beyoncé at her wedding, which is hilarious because Beyoncé quite clearly hates her. According to RadarOnline, she's even gone so far as to talk sh!t MORE

Ray J wants to give Kim Kardashian sex tape profits for her wedding?

Ray J and Kim Kardashian

Last time Kim Kardashian got (ahem-hem) 'married"' for all of two months, the news of her temporarily wedded bliss was overshadowed by the fact that literally everyone in the world remembered her sex tape and immediately ran off to buy it again. So of course, now that she's getting (ahem-hem) 'married' again, it looks like it's time for another story about Kim's Vivid Video sex tape, as Ray J is gifting her four months of royalties for her MORE

Kim Kardashian had Joan Rivers moved away from her

Joan Rivers

There are a lot of celbs who dislike funny lady Joan Rivers because she routinely reads them to filth. There are a lot of celebs (and people in general) who hate Kim Kardashian because she's a selfish, vapid douche who gained millions of unearned dollars without ever working a day in her life. So naturally, Joan and Kim hate each other too, and Kim had Joan moved away from her during the NBC upfronts, because we live in a world where Kim has that MORE

Obama still wants nothing to do with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Like most of America (actually, most of the world) President Barack Obama doesn't want to be associated with Kim Kardashian, especially since she's apparently political poison. Of course, this didn't stop Kim from trying to get chummy with him the president, because she's on the cover of Vogue. That is a privilege saved exclusively for the most famous and sophisticated of women! Or, failing that, you can make your husband buy it for you. MORE

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married?

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

Real talk: this weekend, I got to see my cousin get married to the love of her life in a beautiful private ceremony that the entire family came together to create. It was lovely event, she was deliriously happy, and everyone had a good time. I bring that up because now that I know what a wedding is actually supposed to look like, I now hate Kris Jenner's "turn every wedding into a reality TV spectacle for fame and money" gambit even more. Which MORE

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are getting married this week?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Later this year, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going to film their reality TV special where they get married in a French castle or something, because everyone knows that wedding episodes always do insane numbers in the ratings. It's the reason why shows always save them for either sweeps or season finales. Anyway, presumably so that they can squeeze in a full dress rehearsal before filming starts, Kim and Kanye are reportedly going to be MORE

Kim Kardashian is buying all her own Vogue magazine covers

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West / Vogue Magazine

When Kim Kardashian got the cover of Vogue (because of Kanye West, let's be honest) everyone kind of assumed that the issue would bomb because no fashion-savvy person would ever buy anything with Kim on it. Except it turns out the magazine sold decently well, and a big reason for it is that Kim is apparently buying stacks of them for herself. TMZ reports ... Kim Kardashian cannot get enough of herself ... hitting up a newsstand on Tuesday to MORE