Kris Jenner staged Kimye’s engagement for her show

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

In a shocking turn of events, that carefully choreographed, elaborately staged proposal from famewhore Kanye West to famewhore Kim Kardashian? Turns out that may have been put together for the sake of their terrible reality show, as orchestrated by master famewhore Kris Jenner. In Jenner’s declaration to the court, she bragged, ”I played a major role in organizing and running the event.” “As part of this,” she continued, according MORE

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got a prenup!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Proving that deep down, there's still at least some logic lurking in the collective hivemind of the beast known as Kimye (aka Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in case you're living under a rock), America's most easily mockable couple has signed a prenup before taking the plunge. To be fair, when you sing an entire song about the importance of signing prenuptial agreements to protect your assets, you'd look like an idiot if you didn't. RadarOnline MORE

Kanye & Kris Jenner are in a battle for Kim Kardashian’s soul

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

Well, kind of. Apparently, Kanye West is pretty ticked off over what happened to Kim Kardashian when she ... 'accompanied' (let's call it that) that rich old dude to the Vienna Opera Ball. So much so that he's demanded that Kim no longer make 'paid appearances' (let's call it that.) But of course Kris Jenner is pissed because she makes money whenever Kim makes a paid appearance, and as her 'mother' / 'manager' (let's call it that) she's trying to MORE

Billionaire Richard Lugner: “Kim Kardashian is a b*tch!”

Kim Kardashian and Richard Lugner

Last week, Kim Kardashian got $500,000 to attend the Vienna Opera Ball with crazy rich man Richard Lugner, a guy who previously gave that honor to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Draw your own conclusions here. Anyway, Kim ended up leaving after some racist in blackface ended up harassing her, but apparently Lugner isn't too torn up over it because he thinks Kim is a bitch. Join the club honey. We meet on Wednesdays. RadarOnline reports MORE

… And here’s who won big at the Razzie Awards

Movie 43

While most of Hollywood gathered together last night to honor the best of the best, a select few gathered a day earlier to destroy the worst of the worst for the Razzie Awards. This year, the big winners were Will Smith and his faux-philosopher, nepotistic son Jaden Smith, as well as Movie 43. Yeah, remember Movie 43? No one else does either. The winners via Rotten Tomatoes ... Worst Picture Movie 43 Worst Actor Jaden Smith, After MORE

That racist guy who harassed Kim Kardashian actually exists

Chris Stephan

Earlier today, I said that the guy who allegedly went up to Kim Kardashian in blackface and harassed her couldn't possibly be real because I assumed no one could ever be that cartoonishly evil / needlessly sickish / committed to stupidity. Except here he is, and SERIOUSLY HOW DOES HE EXIST? The weirdo who came up to Kim Kardashian in black face at the Vienna Opera Ball -- pretending to be Kanye West -- now claims the entire encounter was a MORE

Kim Kardashian probably won’t be going back to Vienna

Kim Kardashian

It's not often that I side with Kim Kardashian, mostly because she's evil, but when I do it's usually because she's facing down an even greater evil. Like today. Apparently, Kim went to Vienna to be the date of Richard Lugner for the Vienna Annual Opera Ball (an honor that has gone to Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, so draw your own conclusions) and of course it went straight to sh!t. Apparently, someone went up to Kim dressed in blackface, then MORE

The Game admitted to banging Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and The Game

A couple weeks back, we talked about how The Game was probably going to be cast on Keeping Up With The Kardashians as Khloé Kardashian's love interest since Lamar Odom was written off the show by the writers. (Yes, I'm aware it's reality TV, but tell me that didn't happen.) Except, funny story, The Game and Khloé never ended up hooking up, and as it turns out, he and Kim Kardashian apparently did it. A long, long time ago. Back when Kim was MORE

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian: Making the worst movie ever

Yeezus

Unfortunately, no one has ever taken it upon themselves to explain to Kanye West that just because he's good at music, that doesn't mean he's naturally good at other things. So of course, now he's making a biographical movie about himself. But wait, it gets worse! Kanye is writing the script with Bret Easton Ellis, as in, the guy who wrote The Canyons. BUT WAIT, IT GETS WORSE. Kim Kardashian has an integral role in the movie. So this is going to MORE

Kim Kardashian: Whining about butt implant rumors again!

Kim Kardashian

Let's just put this out there: Kim Kardashian has a very butt-centric career. Literally the only reason anyone cared about her to begin with was because she had a huge ass. Then she launched herself into fame by filming Ray J peeing on her butt. She then maintained that level of fame by taking selfie after selfie of her photoshopped butt. But with all those butt-based publicity stunts, people will inevitably start saying she has butt implants, MORE

Kanye West wants his wedding to be a performance art piece?

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

To the surprise of absolutely no one, RadarOnline is reporting that Kanye West may be going a bit overboard with his wedding. As in, he's turning into one big self-serving art piece about weddings, instead of letting it actually just be a wedding. I know, poor Kim Kardashian! I'm sure she wanted an intimate, private ceremony so that she could turn it into a reality TV special. She must be crushed. “It’s just insane,” a friend told MORE

Jimmy Fallon’s $100 ‘The Tonight Show’ Bet

Jimmy Fallon

Last night, Jimmy Fallon officially took over on NBC's The Tonight Show, at least until Jay Leno is like "Nyeh, I want to come back now." Anyway, Jimmy decided to kick off the show by calling out all the people who bet him $100 he'd never host The Tonight Show, which he apparently made with every celebrity in New York. And also Kim Kardashian, because gawd dammit, STOP ENCOURAGING HER. But then Stephen Colbert came in and fixed everything Kim MORE

Anna Wintour is now trolling Kim Kardashian

Anna Wintour

We know two things for certain: The first is that Anna Wintour has a cold, rich hate that I want to pour into a fine glass and gently sip by the fireplace. The second is that Kendall Jenner was at New York Fashion Week, and ended up pulling more focus than anything Kim Kardashian could have done there. So when Anna was photographed sitting next to Kendall, it was pretty safe to assume that Wintour had started trolling Kim Kardashian hard. Oh gawd MORE

Kanye West remixed Beyoncé’s “Drunk In Love”

Beyoncé

Ever the romantic, Kanye West has released a semi-NSFW remix of Beyoncé's track "Drunk In Love," and made it all about Kim Kardashian. Awwwww, that's so sweet! Except that he actually made it about how he decided to marry her after she blew him, so ... yeah. Less romantic. Although I'm sure this'll be something nice they can share with North West when she's older. "And this is the song daddy wrote for mommy after you were born! It's all about MORE