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You know what's better than duping some poor dumb shlump into marrying you for the sake of turning it into a multi-million dollar TV special? Marrying the guy who knocked you up while you were still married to the first shlump because you apparently have a problem with having children out of wedlock, but have no problem with getting famous using a sex tape. Which is of course what Kim Kardashian is doing, because Kanye West is a much bigger MORE
Ever since the beginning of the year when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West announced that they were expecting, Kanye has gone conspicuously absent and hasn't really said much about the whole thing. Granted, we're comparing him to Kim Kardashian, so he could basically spell out "I KNOCKED HER UP" in 100-story high lights and it would still be more low-key than Kim. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, the reason for Kanye's uncharacteristic silence is MORE
After a year and a half of watching them drag it out, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' divorce has been finalized, which means Kim can now move on to fake marrying some other rich guy for attention and money. Yay! No one learned anything! TMZ reports ... Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman ... because the judge dissolved her marriage to Kris Humphries in today's court hearing ... and we've learned Kris walked away with MORE
We joke about this a lot, but I really do think that Kim Kardashian is just no-holds barred evil. Like, I don't even think she's just misguided or stupid or she has some secret philanthropic streak I don't know about. I honestly think she's the devil. Don't believe me? Well, here's a report about how Kim is trying to convince everyone that she still loves Kris Humphries, even though she used her reality TV show to trash him before she moved onto MORE
I'm sure this must come as a shock to you, but most people don't get divorced after only 72 days of marriage unless something is extremely wrong. And it turns out, Kim Kardashian may have kinda sorta strung Kris Humphries along for the sake of her reality TV show, even though she knew the marriage was over almost immediately. Huh. Go figs. RadarOnline reports ... Kris, who is seeking an annulment of their 72-day marriage, has come to the MORE
I’m incredibly aware of the banality of The MTV Movie Awards in 2013, but I can’t stop myself from watching. It’s like passing a car accident. MTV has the unique ability to highlight the true gems of our society, so here is just a taste of what we saw tonight. Ke$ha On anyone else, this would be an utter train wreck. Don’t get me wrong, this look is a disaster but we have to look at the context of who’s wearing it. Ke$ha has worn MORE
Just in case you somehow couldn't piece this one together, Kim Kardashian may be forced to reveal that most of the scenes she films for her show are fake. Yes, the show about a family full of talentless, shrill, vapid, awful people becoming famous and obscenely wealthy just by being themselves might be fake. I'm as amazed as you are. Page Six reports ... Kris Humphries’ lawyers reportedly intend to force Kim Kardashian to admit under oath MORE
Because really, why wouldn't she, Page Six is reporting that Kim Kardashian may be lying about when her baby is due. Why? We have no clue, but this is also the same woman who apparently keeps wearing unflattering pregnancy clothes so that she can score a Weight Watchers deal. To delve into the mind of a Kardashian is to dive into greed and vanity itself. Could Kim Kardashian not be telling the truth about her due date? The pregnant reality MORE
Ray J just released a new diss track called "I Hit It First," in which he brags about how he had sex with famewhore Kim Kardashian before Kanye West did, because hey, remember how Kim is only famous because she made a sex tape where Ray J peed on her? And that Kanye West used to watch that sex tape when nailing other women? Good times, goooooooood times ... MORE
A couple weeks ago, I would have been the first to defend Kim Kardashian from people who think she's gaining too much weight. But after that report about how Kim is basically just going on about her weight so she can score a multi-million dollar Weight Watchers deal, meh. Let that talk all she wants. In that spirit, here's a report about how Kim is binge-eating because she's convinced that Kanye West is going to leave her because holy hell, Kim MORE
Remember how Kim Kardashian was hired as a supporting cast member in Tyler Perry's latest movie "Temptation," even though she can't act or sing or literally do anything that is required of someone in the entertainment industry? Well, it turns out that stunt-casting someone with no talent in an already terrible movie does not a masterpiece make. I know, I'm shocked too. Here are some of the most vicious review blurbs, via Entertainment Wise MORE
Ever since Kim Kardashian got pregnant, I've been thrust into the awkward position of having to defend her against people saying she's "too fat." You know, because apparently packing on a few pounds while pregnant is the worst thing you can do. Well, it turns out Kim may be talking up her weight gain and wearing stupid, ill-fitting clothing so that she can score a multi-million dollar Weight Watchers deal, because why wouldn't Kim use her MORE
You know what the worst thing about Kim Kardashian's pregnancy is? It's not the fact that she's been milking this for every last ounce of attention she could muster, or the idea that someone is going to be raised by her for eighteen years. It's the fact that I've actually had to start defending Kim's honor. I'm not thrilled with that either. Anyway, apparently someone thought that Kim gained too much pregnancy weight, and she decided to remind MORE
After six years on the air, it seems like America has finally come together to realize that the Kardashian sisters and their show are completely terrible, and their ratings are now plummeting so low that a show about rednecks calling ducks received double the viewership of E!'s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. Gosh, I just can't imagine why that may be. Via RadarOnline ... The most recent episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami from March 17, 2013 MORE
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