Kylie Jenner is the new Kim Kardashian …

Kylie Jenner

Deep down, I think we all knew that Kim Kardashian couldn't last forever (although it feels like it by now). Like oil reserves or helium, we only had a set amount of tolerance for Kim's famewhoring ways, and it was rapidly depleting. Between Kim's fast fading beauty, her dwindling career opportunities and her in general caustic demeanor, eventually we would need to think about expanding outwards to other forms of Kardashian. So lo and behold, MORE

Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to be Beyoncé’s buddy anymore?

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian (hell, her entire family really) has always struck me as a person who never really progressed mentally, emotionally, or psychologically past high school. Which would explain why a woman well into her thirties would build her entire life and career around the very nebulous idea of being "popular". Because let's be honest: If you're over the age of thirty, and you still spend this much time worrying about other people being aware of MORE

A PSA for the Kardashians (and others like ‘em!)

Jenners and Kardashians

Hello? Is thing thing on? *Tap tap* Okay good. Now then ... *Clears throat* Get off your f*cking phones. Get off your phones when you're having dinner with friends and family. Get off your phones when you're at a funeral. Get off your phones when you're at work. Get off your phones when you're in a meeting. Get off your phone every time you feel bored. And especially, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, get off your f*cking MORE

Kim Kardashian made $404K via ‘charity’

Kim Kardashian

A few of you might remember this, but last year, there was a bit of a thing over Kim Kardashian's charitable inclinations. Namely, that she apparently had none. Kim was auctioning off her stuff on eBay and claiming she was giving the proceeds to charity, when in reality she was really only giving about 10%. As in, not even enough to constitute a decent tip. Anyway, RadarOnline dug a little further and found out that Kim's charitable donations MORE

The Kardashians refuse to shoot until thief is caught

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

There's been a bit of a crime spree happening on the set of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, as random thefts keep happening in the girls' homes. Apparently, they seem to think it might be an inside job, which is what can happen when you invite everyone into your home for attention. Well, sadly the Kardashians are saying that they won't shoot until the thief is caught, and oh what a shame that is! (Whoever it is, you will be canonized for this. MORE

Links: A 352-page book of Kim Kardashian’s selfies?!

Kim Kardashian

→ Things We Don't Want To See: Kim Kardashian upcoming book of her selfies! Evil Beet → Jennifer Aniston: Justin Theroux 'will put a gun to my head' if I get fillers like Botox! Celebitchy → Britney Spears is flaunting her (26th) new body with some very sexy pictures ... PopSugar → Jared Leto has been looking like Jesus for a while–now he is taking it even further ... SOW → Perennially constipated Kristen Stewart MORE

#DOOM: Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton together again!

Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton

There are a lot of things Paris Hilton has done in her (I guess you can call it a) career to be ashamed of: her terrible reality television gigs, her failure as a film actress, her horrid music … the list goes on. But possibly the worst thing she ever did was pass on her famewhore torch to Kim Kardashian, thereby branching out the tree of man's inhumanity to man via her and her sisters. But then Paris compared Kim's ass to a trash bag full of MORE

Adrienne Bailon Instagrammed a response to Kim Kardashian

Adrienne Bailon Instagrammed a response to Kim Kardashian

I don't know what happened this past week, but apparently everyone in Hollywood decided to finally confront the worst celebrities out there. Between Justin Bieber nearly getting decked by Legolas and Kim Kardashian's little Twitter feud with her brother Rob Kardashian's ex-girlfriend Adrienne Bailon, I'm secretly hoping that the worst of the worst will soon be jettisoned from stardom. Anyway, after Kim's little spat the other day, Adrienne MORE

Twitter Feud: Kim Kardashian vs. Adrienne Bailon

Kim Kardashian

For the past few weeks, the only stories about Kim Kardashian have been about how her marriage is a crumbling loveless husk of broken dreams and failure. So just to switch it up, Kim decided to get into a feud with brother Rob Kardashian's ex-girlfriend Adrienne Bailon, after the latter talked about how dating a Kardashian was damaging to her career. Sooooooo ... hint hint, MORE

Beyoncé: Kim Kardashian will not social climb via my rung!

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce

Remember that time Beyoncé reportedly bailed on Kim Kardashian's wedding because she didn't want to be on Kim's trashy reality TV show? Of course you do, because that tiny spark of hope is what keeps us going through this dark night known as "The Kardashians' Fame". Anyway, RadarOnline has brought it up again, with a new story about how Beyoncé reportedly said that she doesn't want Kim or any of her family to start using her as a rung in the MORE

The EPA tweeted about ‘Kim Kardashian: Hollywood’

Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

The only time the Environmental Protection Agency should ever tweet about Kim Kardashian's terrible app is if they want to warn the world about the amount of e-waste that comes from regularly throwing away your phones, or if they want to tell everyone that the radioactive rays coming from the game with literally cook small birds close to your phone. But instead, a message from their Twitter account went out the other day telling everyone that MORE

Is Kim Kardashian photoshopping her throwback pics now?

Kim Kardashian

If there's one thing you can count on from Kim Kardashian, it's that she will constantly post pictures of herself on every social media website she can think of, and said pictures will always be ... a little 'off' looking, let's  just put it that way. Anyway, the other day Kim posted a shot of herself, talking about how 'skinny" she looked, until someone over at RadarOnline dug up the original picture and noticed a few creative decisions. Other MORE

Kim Kardashian might make $85 Million off her app?!

Kim Kardashian

I've been purposely ignoring Kim Kardashian's annoying new app, mostly because (A) it's not really Kim's app, per se. I don't care what you say, unless she coded the entire thing herself, it's not "her" app. And (B) I still have an iPhone 3 and that thing is chugging like hell. My contract is up in September anyway, so I can tough it out until then. Anyway, despite my best efforts to tune it out, Kim might be making something like $85 Million off MORE

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West: Already sick of each other?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

You know how oddsmakers were putting Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's divorce at a year and a day? Well, funny story, they may have overestimated just a tiny bit, at least if you believe RadarOnline. As they report it, Kim and Kanye barely spend any time together, and Kanye is beginning to figure out that Kim is uncultured swine who has no desire to expand her horizons. Gee, really? The reality TV star with a clothing line at Sears might not be MORE