Kim and Kanye: Being delightful at Paris Fashion Week!

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and North West

You know that old reality TV staple phrase–I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!–? Well apparently, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West must have that on a Post-it note on their bathroom mirror. Last time we left them, Kimye had so thoroughly pissed off everyone at Paris Fashion Week that sources were sniffing about how Kim got her booty tackled and everyone was cool with it. According to Page Six, it appears they're still not endearing themselves to MORE

Everyone at Paris Fashion Week hates Kim and Kanye

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Yesterday, when Kim Kardashian got tackled in Paris, I talked about how bad I felt that a small, asshole part of me kind of took it as karma. As it turns out, there are plenty of people at Paris Fashion Week who generally aren't too high on Kim or Kanye West either. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that Kimye aren't quite as popular as they think they are, because not only did they get booed to hell for showing up late to a Lanvin show, but MORE

Kim Kardashian: Tackled by that prankster guy!

Kim Kardashian

Okay, bear with me on this one. Have you ever seen something that deep down, you know is morally wrong, and you feel legitimately bad about it, but you can't help but think "well ..." Yeah, that's the general reaction I had when I heard that Vitalii Sediuk (the guy who punched Brad Pitt) tackled Kim Kardashian. It's wrong, it's morally reprehensible, but dammit if there isn't a little voice in the back of my head going "ehhhhhh, it is Kim MORE

Kanye wants Kim to ditch ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West

It's been no secret that Kanye West hates reality TV and has no interest in being surrounded by cameras, so it's a bit of a surprise that he's with Kim Kardashian (WEST!), a woman who lives in front of reality TV cameras. Except it turns out that Kanye is now actively trying to get Kim to dump Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and you better believe that he's about to incur the wrath of momager Kris Jenner and her legion of damned valkyries. MORE

Rolling Stone: Not a fan of the Kardashians!

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Confession time: There's nothing I enjoy more than an out-of-left-field slam on the Kardashian family. The less build-up there is to it, the more I enjoy it, because it reflects my own seething hatred for the Kardashians and what they represent. So here's Rolling Stone taking a huge dump on America's first family of vapid, narcissistic awfulness. Why? Why not. Take it and enjoy the schadenfreude ... The Kardashians are the last ladies standing MORE

GQ US shades GQ UK over Kim Kardashian on Twitter

Kim Kardashian

Last week, the world found out that Kim Kardashian (WEST) had been names GQ's Woman of the Year, resulting in a collective "Her?" from around the world. But it turns out, that was only for the UK edition. The magazine's US counterpart wasn't happy with the fact that they were getting blamed for the UK team's terrible taste in famous women, and decided to voice their opinion on Twitter MORE

Kim Kardashian considers herself victimised

Kim Kardashian

Before we jump into this, I want to remind you of a few things so that we have some context here. Okay? Okay. Kim Kardashian has earned almost $85 Million off her freemium game and has turned her last wedding into a massive reality TV event for money and attention–making untold millions off of the gullible and stupid. Context provided? Awesome. Here she is complaining about how victimized she is because people keep talking about the dumb sh!t MORE

Kylie Jenner is the new Kim Kardashian …

Kylie Jenner

Deep down, I think we all knew that Kim Kardashian couldn't last forever (although it feels like it by now). Like oil reserves or helium, we only had a set amount of tolerance for Kim's famewhoring ways, and it was rapidly depleting. Between Kim's fast fading beauty, her dwindling career opportunities and her in general caustic demeanor, eventually we would need to think about expanding outwards to other forms of Kardashian. So lo and behold, MORE

Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to be Beyoncé’s buddy anymore?

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian (hell, her entire family really) has always struck me as a person who never really progressed mentally, emotionally, or psychologically past high school. Which would explain why a woman well into her thirties would build her entire life and career around the very nebulous idea of being "popular". Because let's be honest: If you're over the age of thirty, and you still spend this much time worrying about other people being aware of MORE

A PSA for the Kardashians (and others like ‘em!)

Jenners and Kardashians

Hello? Is thing thing on? *Tap tap* Okay good. Now then ... *Clears throat* Get off your f*cking phones. Get off your phones when you're having dinner with friends and family. Get off your phones when you're at a funeral. Get off your phones when you're at work. Get off your phones when you're in a meeting. Get off your phone every time you feel bored. And especially, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, get off your f*cking MORE

Kim Kardashian made $404K via ‘charity’

Kim Kardashian

A few of you might remember this, but last year, there was a bit of a thing over Kim Kardashian's charitable inclinations. Namely, that she apparently had none. Kim was auctioning off her stuff on eBay and claiming she was giving the proceeds to charity, when in reality she was really only giving about 10%. As in, not even enough to constitute a decent tip. Anyway, RadarOnline dug a little further and found out that Kim's charitable donations MORE

The Kardashians refuse to shoot until thief is caught

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

There's been a bit of a crime spree happening on the set of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, as random thefts keep happening in the girls' homes. Apparently, they seem to think it might be an inside job, which is what can happen when you invite everyone into your home for attention. Well, sadly the Kardashians are saying that they won't shoot until the thief is caught, and oh what a shame that is! (Whoever it is, you will be canonized for this. MORE

Links: A 352-page book of Kim Kardashian’s selfies?!

Kim Kardashian

→ Things We Don't Want To See: Kim Kardashian upcoming book of her selfies! Evil Beet → Jennifer Aniston: Justin Theroux 'will put a gun to my head' if I get fillers like Botox! Celebitchy → Britney Spears is flaunting her (26th) new body with some very sexy pictures ... PopSugar → Jared Leto has been looking like Jesus for a while–now he is taking it even further ... SOW → Perennially constipated Kristen Stewart MORE

#DOOM: Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton together again!

Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton

There are a lot of things Paris Hilton has done in her (I guess you can call it a) career to be ashamed of: her terrible reality television gigs, her failure as a film actress, her horrid music … the list goes on. But possibly the worst thing she ever did was pass on her famewhore torch to Kim Kardashian, thereby branching out the tree of man's inhumanity to man via her and her sisters. But then Paris compared Kim's ass to a trash bag full of MORE