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Ever since Kim Kardashian announced that she was pregnant, Kanye West has been conspicuously absent most of the time. When he actually is around, more often than not the guy just looks like he's praying for a death that just won't come. (Actually, that would explain why he walked face-first into a sign, doesn't it?) Well, Kanye is reportedly planning on spending even more time as far away from Kim as possible after she delivers the baby, so I'm MORE
Because head butting a sign and then shoving a paparazzi is what classy, dignified people do, Kanye West decided to clear the air during a concert by going on a rant about how he's not a celebrity, how he doesn't need to joke about himself during his upcoming stint on Saturday Night Live, and how if you ask him to kiss your baby he will drop it on the ground. So yeah, all that makes perfect sense. The weird thing is, if Kanye didn't want to be a MORE
Ever wonder what happens when Kris Jenner runs out of storylines for her terrible reality shows? Well, if this story from RadarOnline is any indication, the answer is they start banking on really weird plots that don't make a whole lot of sense. According to the report, Kim Kardashian is allegedly worried that Kanye West might be gay or something. Hey, it was either this or they make Khloé Kardashian jump a shark before introducing Kendall MORE
When we last saw Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, Kanye high-fived a sign with his face and then went after a photographer, and Kim gave her full support to him flipping out on total strangers. So here comes a big steaming pile of karma: Kanye's super expensive Lamborghini ended up getting swatted by Kim's gate, which is the best rich person retribution I've ever seen. TMZ reports ... Kanye West is having a bad month -- his $750,000 car just MORE
Last Friday, the internet brought us the single greatest pair of videos ever, featuring Kanye West walking head-first into the biggest reddest sign in the world before blowing up on a paparazzo. In response, Kim Kardashian is now telling everyone that Kanye can get as pushy with the paparazzi as he wants because Kim doesn't understand how irony or poetic justice works. Page Six reports ... Kim Kardashian is making the transition from reality MORE
If you ever wanted to know how fast you can go from Shadenfreudian giggles to an awkward sense of extreme discomfort, here's Kanye West to show you. Kanye and Kim Kardashian were walking around in Beverly Hills when Kanye accidentally walked into a street sign, then went ABSOLUTELY 100% INSANE on a photog who happened to be there. TMZ reports ... Kanyew West just emerged from a restaurant in L.A. and exploded on a photog -- not a TMZ guy -- MORE
Despite the fact that Anna Wintour thinks that Kim Kardashian is trash (and rightly so) Kim got a ticket to the recent Met Gala because she's dating Kanye West. This prompted everyone to ask if Wintour suddenly stopped hating Kim. Well, the answer is no. Wintour hates Kim so much that she had her cropped out of all the Met Gala pictures posted on Vogue.com. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you THE ULTIMATE SHADE OF IT ALL. From The Hollywood Reporter MORE
There's a reason why I keep reporting on Kim Kardashian even though she has never done anything with her life other than be rich and awful: The bitch is a low-hanging fruit. She's easier to read than a coloring book. But I still have to give credit to actor Robin Williams for the following read on Kim ... https://twitter.com/robinwilliams/status/331974971826003968 You know what the sad thing is? Robin actually did wear it better in 1993's MORE
I may not be the biggest fan of Farrah Abraham (read: she is the devil) and I may not be the biggest fan of how she turned what should have been a simple porn shoot into a hurricane of entitled MTV crazy, but I do have to give credit where credit is due: according to TMZ, Farrah's porno has reportedly beaten the ever-living crap out of Kim Kardashian's sex tape. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Kim got her ass kicked by a Teen Mom! Oh, that is golden. Showers. Kim MORE
Last night was the annual Met Gala, where the category was apparently punk rock even though most of the celebrities who showed up didn't really bother with it. I mean really, it's just punk. It's not that hard ... anyway, even though Anna Wintour hates her, famewhore Kim Kardashian showed up anyway because she's dating Kanye West and managed to serve butch queen realness in horrid Givenchy floral print dress. Us Weekly reports ... By all MORE
Because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West seem so happy together, they've apparently decided to make wedding plans according to RadarOnline. Hey, why not? If a baby doesn't magically fix your loveless relationship, then vowing to stay together until one of you dies should fix what ails you! Kim is set to exchange “I do’s” wearing an “ethereal white wedding dress,” the source said, and wants a location “where they can hear the waves and MORE
Remember yesterday I said Kanye West only flew Kim Kardashian out to Paris for a mandatory vacation to convince everyone they're happy together? Well, I wasn't kidding: Here they be, looking so miserable you can literally see the mutual despair emanating off of them. Yeah, it turns out cementing your loveless just-for-publicity relationship with a baby doesn't work out quite as well as you'd think. Just look at Joan Crawford's kids, they turned MORE
In what I'm sure is anything but a calculated ploy following reports that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are stuck in a loveless relationship and they've barely spent any time together since they announced their pregnancy, Kanye decided to have Kim flown to Paris so that they could spend a little time together. No really, I'm sure they're genuinely in love with each other. Us Weekly reports ... Kim Kardashian is on a European adventure! After MORE
Because it's not like he's famous for anything else, here's the music video for Ray J's song, "I Hit It First," where he brags about the fact that he had sex with Kim Kardashian before she was famous. Which is sort of like saying, "hey, you know that blight in the media that won't go away no matter how low it sinks our entire culture? That was because of me! I'm responsible for that!" Honestly, that's like bragging that you fed your Gremlin after MORE
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