Kris Jenner won’t let Khloe Kardashian get a divorce!

Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Last week, Kris Jenner told everyone that Khloé Kardashian wasn't getting divorced from Lamar Odom, despite the fact that he allegedly cheated on her and stories have been circulating about him for months now. Well, it turns out Kris may have put the horse before the cart on that one, because she's now demanding that Khloé not get divorced. Or at the very least, to save it for sweeps week because come on, it's August. These are the dead months. MORE

Kris Jenner: Khloe Kardashian isn’t getting a divorce!

Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom

It's been almost two years since the Kardashians orchestrated their last divorce for the sake of attention, and since their staff writers can't write any new plot lines for Kim now that she hasn't lost enough pregnancy weight to be out in public again, I guess they figured they could brush off a plot line from a couple seasons ago. Anyway, Kris Jenner is telling TMZ that Khloé Kardashian isn't getting a divorce from Lamar Odom, which is kind of MORE

Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Coming to an end?

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

For almost six years now, Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been a cultural and moral blight on our society. It taught an entire generation of impressionable, lazy children that forcing cameras to capture your every monotonous moment would turn you into a rich, famous celebrity. It taught us that you needed absolutely no talent or likeability to make it big, just a pathological ability to do whatever it takes for attention. So I'm happy to say MORE

Lamar Odom wants out of the Kardashian shows!

Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom

I'm going to level with you all, I managed to rid myself of my burning sinuses, throat and fever over the night, but now I have a cough left with me as well as a stuffy nose. So I'm still sick, but not quite sick enough to take the entire day off. So now I'm reporting on how basketball player Lamar Odom wants to be let go from having to appear on the Kardashian reality shows, because it's not like Kris Jenner made him sign a blood oath when he MORE

Lamar Odom attacked a photographer!

Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Hey, remember Lamar Odom? He's the guy who isn't Kanye West who's married to a Kardashian. Yeah, I don't care either. Anyway, turns out Lamar came out of obscurity ever-so briefly yesterday to absolutely flip the hell out on a photographer after he asked Lamar about the rumors that Khloé Kardashian kicked him out of the house. TMZ reports ... Lamar Odom went absolutely nuts on 2 paparazzi in Hollywood this afternoon ... smashing a car, a MORE

Kim Kardashian faked a scene for her awful show? Gasp! No way!

Kim Kardashian

If you've been watching whichever the hell show Kim Kardashian and her cadre of equally useless relatives are currently pimping, you probably shouldn't be allowed to watch television because you're failing at it. Anyway, there was a scene recently where Kris Jenner and Khloé Kardashian get drunk and TP'ed Kim's house while Kim whines about how she's calling the cops, and it turns out the whole thing was scripted beforehand. This is what happens MORE

Khloe Kardashian wants us to stop mocking Kim!

Kim Kardashian and Khloé Kardashian

Ever since Kim Kardashian got pregnant, she's been going out of her way to show off and/or talk about her weight as much as possible because she thinks it'll score her a lucrative Weight Watchers deal. The internet has responded by reading her for filth because of it. So here's Khloé Kardashian demanding that everyone stop reaching for a fruit that hangs so low, it's basically on the ground. RadarOnline reports ... “I find it disturbing MORE

Kris Jenner wanted Mario Lopez fired from ‘The X Factor’

Kris Jenner and Mario Lopez

Yesterday, it was announced that Khloé Kardashian got dropped from her co-hosting gig The X Factor because dumb-dumb couldn't even read a teleprompter without her brain taking a dump in her mouth. But wait, it gets even better! Turns out, Pimp Mama Kris Jenner was pissed that Mario Lopez was showing up Khloé, so she tried to have him fired from the show by claiming that they had no chemistry. So they fired Khloé. HAHAHA! RadarOnline reports MORE

Khloe Kardashian won’t be back on ‘The X Factor’

Khloé Kardashian

Hey, remember how Khloé Kardashian was one of the hosts of The X Factor? No? Me neither. Well, you won't have to remember that useless factoid much longer, because she's getting the axe. Just to put this into perspective, Mario Lopez is good enough for this job, while Khloé can't even read a teleprompter without her trained dolphin brain trying to evacuate her skull. RadarOnline reports ... “Khloé Kardashian will not be returning to MORE

Khloe Kardashian swears Lamar isn’t a scammer

Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Yesterday, a report from ESPN found that Lamar Odom and Khloé Kardashian's charity, Cathy's Kids, donated a whopping nothing to the cancer patients it claimed it was helping, and instead donated the money to various other benefactors, none of whom were cancer patients. So of course, Khloé took it upon herself to tell everyone that her husband wasn't just one massive scam artist. Here's the quote from TMZ to set things up before we make things MORE

Lamar Odom’s charity Cathy’s Kids is under fire

Khloé Kardashian

UPDATE: Khloé Kardashian has chimed in on the whole situation. Because apparently just being Kardashian-adjacent leads you to some pretty morally dubious sh!t, Lamar Odom's charity, Cathy's Kids, is being accused of holding out on donations to cancer patients in favour of donating money to basketball teams who apparently didn't need a cent of it. Somewhere out there, Kris Jenner just wiped away an acidic tear and said, "welcome to the MORE

The Kardashians’ ratings are plummeting!


After six years on the air, it seems like America has finally come together to realize that the Kardashian sisters and their show are completely terrible, and their ratings are now plummeting so low that a show about rednecks calling ducks received double the viewership of E!'s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. Gosh, I just can't imagine why that may be. Via RadarOnline ... The most recent episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami from March 17, 2013 MORE

The Kardashian sisters had a vagina sniff-off?!

Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian

If you've never heard of the term "jumping the shark," here's a quick refresher: The term comes from an episode of Happy Days where they ran out of ideas and just had Fonzi jump over a shark for no reason, and it's used to describe the exact moment a show officially stops giving a sh!t and starts creeping ever closer to cancellation. Anyway, on a new episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, the Kardashian sisters decide to have a vagina-sniffing MORE

The Kardashian makeup line is being pulled off shelves

Khroma / Kardashian Makeup

Some of you might remember this one, but a couple months ago, the Kardashians were accused of stealing the name of a makeup line, Kroma, for their own line, Khroma. Yeah, that's not much of a stretch. Well, the Khroma line just sent the Kardashians and their line a cease and desist, and in the interrim, the Kardashians' makeup line is being pulled from the shelves until the matter is settled. Side-note: HAHAHAHAHA! You suck Kim Kardashian! MORE