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I'm not sure who Joanna Krupa is, although if you have a thing for tig ol' bitties, you probably do. Anyway, Joanna is not only a fan of having giant naturals, but she's an anti-fur advocate, and is going so far as to start a petition against the Kardashians to stop them from selling fur in their stores, especially since some of them have already done PETA ads against fur. Yeah, the Kardashians are hypocrites. In related news, cake is delicious MORE
For most parents, revealing to their kids who their real biological father is (if the information isn't already previously known) is something that needs to be handled with care and fragility. Of course, Kris Jenner has all the care and fragility of a wrecking ball covered in leopard print whoreishness, so of course Kris is not only reportedly revealing to the world just who Khloé Kardashian's real father is, but she's also going to do it on her MORE
Because the Kardashians are not assaulting your eyeballs from enough media sources, Kris Jenner got it through her cavernous pit of greed and insecurity where her brain used to be that there needs to be a Kardashian magazine. You know, because you never see a Kardashian on a magazine cover, except for every single one of them. Anyway, a loving, all-powerful deity that created us looked down upon this, thought "Nah, the hell with that" and MORE
Rumors have been swirling for a while now that Khloé Kardashian might not have the same father as Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, probably because she's taller and she actually seems like a kind human being instead of a cash vacuum from the fifth circle of hell. Anyway, numerous names have floated around, which I'm sure has nothing to do with the fact that Kris Jenner allegedly cheated on Robert Kardashian right around the time Khloé was MORE
It's no secret that Kim Kardashian is doing everything she can to manipulate her "reality" television show to make herself look like the jilted, crushed victim and Kris Humphries look like Satan, despite the fact that he's just an idiot and she had her ass filled with pure concentrated evil and pee. Anyway, now Kim is making her editors work double time so that they can manipulate the show until it looks like she's actually capable of feeling MORE
Remember how Kim Kardashian tweeted Barbie during Christmas, in order to wish an inanimate hunk of plastic and hair-like fiber a Merry Christmas? Turns out, that might have all just been a really shitty marketing ploy to introduce the world to Kim's new Barbie doll! As a special feature, the doll even gets famous when you submerge it in warm water! That comes out of a penis. I'm saying Kim is only famous because she got peed on. Starpulse MORE
Did you know Punk'd is a thing again? Because what we all needed was a dated, over-the-hill show to remind us how embarrassing ten years ago was. Coming up next: Trucker Hats! Anyway, Khloé Kardashian is the first celeb up on the Punk'd plate, I'm guessing because they wanted a Kardashian, but not ones whose skank waves would rot the souls of their viewers through the TV screen. So they got the good Kardashian, and Miley Cyrus and Kelly MORE
A few days ago, old pictures of Khloé Kardashian as a blonde made their way onto the web and it turns out, Khloé looks really good as a blonde! No seriously, it totally complements her skin tone and everything. Unfortunately, as Kris Jenner showed a little while back when Khloé tried to dye her hair red, no Kardashian is allowed to look different because being a marketable brand is more important than having your own opinions or sense of MORE
We all knew it was only a matter of time before a spurned nanny came forward with a tell-all book about the Kardashians, and now that the entire world is tuned into the fact that Kim Kardashian is a lying opportunist incapable of "that emotion you humans call love" (Kim's word's, right before she put a cigarette out on a baby's still-open fontanelle) it looks like one of the family's old nannies is shopping around a tell-all book about the MORE
As the fallout continues over the Kardashians allegedly using child labor to create their crappy, shoddy-ass merchandise, it looks like random politicians you've never really heard of are jumping on the bandwagon, as congressman Dana Rohrabacher is now slamming the family for not caring about Americans. Wait, that's what you're getting out of this? That Americans are the only ones they don't care about? Try EVERYONE, sweetums. RadarOnline MORE
Because it wouldn't be Christmas without the Kardashians releasing an off-putting Christmas card while bastardizing the English language with enough K's to make a white supremacist jizz in his pants, here's the 2011 version of the family's Kristmas Kard. I actually thought this was originally a still from American Horror Story, but then I realized that no one was dead (sadly) so clearly that wasn't the case. Oh well ... here are five things wrong MORE
So while the rest of the family crashes and burns, Khloé Kardashian continues to be the only sane person left in the Kardashian clan, and has decided to do what any other sane person would do: move as far away as possible. It turns out, she can't wait to move to Dallas with husband Lamar Odom because she wants to be as far away as possible from her sisters. Gee, I wonder why. RadarOnline reports: “Khloé is eager to get out of the constant MORE
Why is it news when people call Kim Kardashian's shows fake? I mean seriously, at this point, that's like freaking out because someone called The Simpsons a cartoon. Just ... gah. Anyway, Kris Humphries is reportedly telling everyone that Kim's show is fake, and is citing a moment where Kim mysteriously finds her missing earring IN THE OCEAN as a prime example. And it turns out, Khloé Kardashian is the only good egg, which once again: Well d'uh. MORE
When Barbara Walters announced that the Kardashians were on her list of the most fascinating people of 2011, I initially thought that the poor lady had just gone bonkers after years of being forced to sit next to Elisabeth Hasselbeck and praying for death. Well, turns out I may have underestimated the spunky lass. Turns out, it was all an elaborate ruse to lure the reality famewhore to her so that she could call them all untalented to their MORE
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