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As some of you might remember -- I don't because, honestly, I don't care. -- Khloé Kardashian was hired on as one of the hosts for the last season of The X Factor with Mario Lopez. Except it turns out, having zero hosting talent (or literally any other talent) isn't really conducive to being a good host, so now Khloe is getting the axe. One Kardashian down, five more to go guys. RadarOnline reports ... “They are asking Mario [Lopez] to come MORE
Because this is some of the most delicious irony ever, Khloé Kardashian went on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen to talk about how Kris Humphries is delusional, fame hungry and gross. Or, everything we have ever called Khloé and the rest of her delusional, fame hungry, gross family. RadarOnline reports ... When Cohen asked what was going on with Kim’s insanely protracted divorce from Humphries (it’s been more than a year since MORE
Over the years, Kris Jenner has made millions of dollars and amassed tons of publicity by essentially turning her family into a 24/7 fame-whoring plant, to the point where even Joan Crawford would look at her and go, "wow, you really suck at this whole 'maternal' thing, don't you?" And then I like to imagine that Joan would beat Kris with a wire hanger before smashing her face into a bathroom floor covered in scouring powder. Anyway, yesterday, MORE
Some of you might remember a little while ago when Kim Kardashian's ex-cat, Mercy, suddenly died after she gave it away. Well, the brand new Kardashian Kristmas Kard -- The hard-C is the family's mortal enemy -- has made its way onto the internet, and the creepiest part is that they somehow found it appropriate to include a picture of Mercy, looking the most miserable I have ever seen a kitten look before. From Us Weekly ... The card features MORE
→ Khloé Kardashian decided to not wear a bra on The X Factor last night! The Blemish → Gross: Chris Brown and Rihanna swapped spit at her Weho Halloween bash! ICYDK → Lana Del Rey has bagged another high-end (and lucrative) modeling campaign PopCrush → Better late than never ... it’s Jessica Simpson dressed as a beer wench! Yeeeah → Fact Or Fiction: Is Kris Jenner pushing Kourtney and Scott to marry? I'm Not MORE
You know who has no business selling make-up to anyone? The Kardashians. Seriously, they don't put makeup on so much as they apply it with a paint roller. I've seen paper plate masks with more human-looking features than the Kardashians. Regardless, the Kardashians are ramping up to sell a line of cheap-ass make-up called Khroma Beauty, because people are stupid and the Kardashians are functionally illiterate. Except it turns out there's already MORE
In what I can only assume is her attempt to keep everyone from remembering that last Halloween, Kim Kardashian ended her big fake sham wedding after two months, Kris Jenner posted a picture of herself in a Wonder Woman costume which prominently featured her nipple. Granted, she took it down, but not before Khloé Kardashian put it back up because some people just want to watch the world burn. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the rest MORE
→ Khloé Kardashian goes out without makeup, and the world totally freaks out! Celebitchy → Here are twenty-five pictures of Nicki Minaj putting the crazy in crazy! CityRag → Whitney Houston‘s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown is engaged to Nick Gordon?! PopCrush → Taylor Swift cheated on Connor Kennedy with his cousin Patrick Schwarzenegger? Yeeeah → Miley Cyrus was seen leaving the recording studio last night in Los MORE
Yes, we may have scored a minor victory for television when Jersey Shore was taken out back by MTV executives and shot, but there is still a ghostly presence of death looming for TV. And that dark shadow of hatred and despair is cast by Kim Kardashian's big, fake, injected ass. Turns out, the finale of the seventh season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians received 3.6 Million viewers, which means there are 3.6 Million people out there too stupid MORE
When you think of the Kardashian family, you think of An unwarranted sense of self-importance Fashion with an unshakeable sense of grossness to it Urine glamour apparently, because they keep putting out gaudy animal print garbage and people keep buying it. Anyway, the Kardashians have unveiled a new line of merchandise they probably had no input on: eyeglasses! All of a sudden, going through life without 20/20 vision seems like a viable option, MORE
First: HAHAHAHAHA! Dummies! All right, that felt good to say, now onto the actual news. In an effort to cutdown on the various Kardashian shows that follow the "[Insert Kardashian Whore here] and [Insert relative here] take [Random city that's about to experience a severe syphilis outbreak]" title equation, Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom have pulled the plug on their reality show. On the plus side, they're already being picked up by another MORE
How was your day? Good? Do you feel loved by the people closest to you? That we live in a fair and just world? That there is a higher power and that he/she/it is a benevolent being who only wants good for us? Well, the Kardashian clan just inked a deal for a whopping $40 Million bucks to make three more seasons of their crappy, vapid and fake reality shows. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Via TMZ: Sources connected to the deal MORE
We don't follow sports because ugh, seriously, sports, plus everyone knows reality television shows about vapid spoiled famewhores is what's really important. Anyway, Lamar Odom got fired from the Dallas Mavericks after Khloé Kardashian and him moved down to Texas, now the good folks at E! are trying to spin it so that Lamar some how mysteriously knew all along he would get fired. Sort of like how Kim Kardashian mysteriously new she would MORE
The Kardashian family ... your reality television shows are ratings bonanzas, but the judges thought your performances were all glitter and no substance. I'm sorry my dears, but you are all up for elimination. Prior to tonight's elimination, you were asked to put together a performance to Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rouge. Good luck, and don't fuck it up. ... that was fucking awful. Sashay away. (To everyone who has never seen RuPaul's Drag MORE
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