Kim Kardashian had Joan Rivers moved away from her

Joan Rivers

There are a lot of celbs who dislike funny lady Joan Rivers because she routinely reads them to filth. There are a lot of celebs (and people in general) who hate Kim Kardashian because she's a selfish, vapid douche who gained millions of unearned dollars without ever working a day in her life. So naturally, Joan and Kim hate each other too, and Kim had Joan moved away from her during the NBC upfronts, because we live in a world where Kim has that MORE

Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers … over Kim’s sex tape!

Ray J and Joan Rivers

Considering the fact that the Kardashians wouldn't be jacksh!t to anyone if it hadn't been for Ray J peeing on Kim Kardashian, you'd figure they'd embrace it every chance they get. And yet they don't because these people honest to gawd think they're -- pfft, ha ha ha -- talented! Oh, oh, that's funny, tell another one! Anyway, Joan Rivers made a video mocking Kim's sex tape, and now Khloe Kardashian is mad at her and cancelled an appearance she MORE

Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Robbed by their reality crew?

Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian

So apparently, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian were the victims of theft a few days ago, which I'm sure Kris Jenner immediately recognized as an opportunity for a plot line. Anyway, police have finally nailed down the list of suspects to anyone who was recently in the Kardashian's home and knew the general layout of their pad. So basically, the cameramen, the lighting crew, the hair and makeup people, producers, writers, interns, sound guys... you MORE

The Game admitted to banging Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and The Game

A couple weeks back, we talked about how The Game was probably going to be cast on Keeping Up With The Kardashians as Khloé Kardashian's love interest since Lamar Odom was written off the show by the writers. (Yes, I'm aware it's reality TV, but tell me that didn't happen.) Except, funny story, The Game and Khloé never ended up hooking up, and as it turns out, he and Kim Kardashian apparently did it. A long, long time ago. Back when Kim was MORE

Khloe Kardashian defends Kendall Jenner’s nipples

Kendall Jenner

Marc Jacobs showed his collection at New York Fashion Week the other day, and one of the models walking his runway was Kendall Jenner. In all fairness, one of the few things a Kardashian is able to do is 'wear clothes' and 'walk around with a blank face,' so this is right up their alley. Except the top Kendall wore was sheer and everyone saw her nipples (really buried the lead, didn't I?) and now Khloe Kardashian is defending her from their MORE

That Kardashian ‘reality’ show got renewed

The Kardashians

Despite it becoming increasingly obvious to the masses that the Kardashian family is comprised of manipulative, ruthless famewhores, there's still a committed segment of the population who keep watching their reality shows. Because one of them, Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been renewed in a multi-season deal. In related news, the lamb has opened the seventh seal. We're all SUPER boned. TMZ reports... TMZ broke the story ... Keeping Up MORE

The Game might replace Lamar Odom on KUWTK?

Khloe Kardashian and The Game

Full disclosure: I was debating whether or not to frame this as Khloe Kardashian moving on from Lamar Odom and hooking up with The Game, but then I was like ... nyeh, let's call this what it is. Anyway, RadarOnline is reporting that since Lamar split from Khloe, The Game is being lined up as a potential love interest for her character on the show. Like when Adam Scott replaced Paul Schneider on Parks and Recreation, except the complete opposite MORE

Kris Jenner made Khloé exercise when she was 4-years-old!

Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian

So far, we've already found out that Kris Jenner wanted Khloé Kardashian to get a nose job when she was nine-years-old. Naturally, all things that happen with the Kardashians, the entire things runs deeper and worse: Now Kris' sister, Karen Houghton, is telling In Touch that Kris made Khloé go to the gym and exercise when she was four-years-old ... In the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now, Kris’ sister — and Khloé’s aunt — MORE

Kris Jenner is angry that Khloé revealed how horrible she is!

Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian

Just the other day, everyone found out that Kris Jenner wanted her daughter Khloé Kardashian to get a nose job when she was nine, and everyone just sort of rolled their eyes and went "well of course, she's the devil." Now comes the inevitable second step of any story involving Kris being called out for being a terrible mother: self-righteous, vindictive outrage! Yeah, instead of looking at that and having any sort of moment of clarity, she got MORE

So when did Kris Jenner suggest Khloe get a nose job?

Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner

I'm not sure if Kris Jenner is intentionally angling for the title of "worst mother ever" or if she's just sort of falling into that niche naturally, but credit where credit's due: She really is just the worst mother ever. Like, such an awful mother that she said Khloe Kardashian needed a nose job when Khloe was just nine-years-old. You know, that age when people's faces and bone structures and bodies haven't even finished growing and adjusting? MORE

Khloe Kardashian finally filed for divorce

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Well, we all knew this was coming, so don't be surprised: Khloe Kardashian has finally filed for divorce from Lamar Odom on Friday the 13th of all days. Or more accurately, she's divorcing the sickly crack monster her husband turned into. TMZ reports ... Khloe Kardashian has just filed court documents to divorce Lamar Odom and restore her name -- TMZ has learned. As we first told you, Khloe planned to pull the trigger today on her 4-year MORE

Khloe Kardashian might be divorcing Lamar Odom

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Considering how Lamar Odom has spent the better part of this year living away from Khloe Kardashian, and occasionally rapping about how awesome it is to cheat on her while smoking crack, you'd figure that she wouldn't be willing to put up with his sh!t for too much longer. And you'd be absolutely right, because according to TMZ, she's stopped wearing her wedding ring and she may even finally be divorcing him ... The pictures tell the story ... MORE

The Kardashian Kristmas Kard kost $250,000!

Kim Kardashian

Yesterday, the Kardashian family revealed their annual Kristmas Kard, and it was ... well, sh!t. It's basically one huge pile of violently expelled human excrement artfully arranged by David LaChapelle WHO IS ABOVE THIS. As it turns out, it takes a lot of money to get David to make a tableau decrying the hypocrisy of American excess that you thrive upon, because the entire thing apparently cost $250,000 to shoot. They could have used that money MORE

Kanye West: The Kardashians are helping America!

The Kardashians

Yesterday, Kanye West called himself a god, and oh how we laughed and laughed, assured that he would never say anything dumber than that. Except here he is saying that the Kardashians actually help America, so congrats! You said something worse than self-deification. Via RadarOnline ... “A lot of what the Kardshians do,I don’t think they get enough credit for what they do. They prep America to accept interracial relationships,” he said MORE