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Fun fact: Until All In The Family did it in 1971, a toilet flushing was never even heard on TV. And just to show you how far we've come, here's a clip from MTV's docu-series Ke$ha: My Crazy, Beautiful Life wherein the title star pees in a bottle and drinks it because there's a camera in her face and what else is she supposed to do? Entertain her audience with empathetic characters in real-life situations? HA! That's funny! No, Ke$ha has to drink MORE
I’m incredibly aware of the banality of The MTV Movie Awards in 2013, but I can’t stop myself from watching. It’s like passing a car accident. MTV has the unique ability to highlight the true gems of our society, so here is just a taste of what we saw tonight. Ke$ha On anyone else, this would be an utter train wreck. Don’t get me wrong, this look is a disaster but we have to look at the context of who’s wearing it. Ke$ha has worn MORE
So Ke$ha drank her own pee. I don't even have a joke for this one, mostly because this makes so much sense I'm amazed we don't already have pictures of her mixing her own urine with vodka and butter ripple schnapps (with her toothbrush) in a shaker. TMZ reports ... The 25-year-old said her journalist brother filmed the doc over the last 2-and-a-half years, claiming, "He got all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t MORE
After her last single, "Die Young," was given an unceremonious burial following the events at Newtown, Ke$ha decided that her best option would be to release a single with depth and substance, one that was honest and smart and didn't pander to- Oh who are we kidding, it's another song about how cool it is to be reckless asshole and how it's okay to trash other people's stuff, just as long as you're having fun. Three cheers for completely ignoring MORE
Without any intro or further ado, I finally present to you my top ten favorite albums of 2012! Marina and the Diamonds Electra Heart It certainly hasn't been a secret that Marina and the Diamonds would once again land on the top of my list. Her stunning debut album, The Family Jewels, topped my list back in 2010. Although I probably still prefer Jewels over Electra Heart, her sophomore effort comes in right behind it! Every track on the MORE
Ever since Ke$ha's hit single "Die Young" was pulled from the airwaves since no one wants to hear about dying young after the Newtown tragedy, Ke$ha has been doing everything in her power to avoid taking any sort of culpability. First, she claimed that she had been forced to sing the lyrics, then a video was brought up where Ke$ha claims that she wrote the song herself, and now here she is on her own website sort of settling in the middle of MORE
In the aftermath of the Newtown tragedy, Ke$ha's track "Die Young" was pulled from the airwaves because, well, it was a song called "Die Young." Did they not see why that was kinda dark? Well, Ke$ha took to Twitter to apologize for the song, and take responsibility for releasing a song that could be seen as tactless. No, not really, she actually claimed that she had been forced to sing the song but those tweets have now been deleted. Via HuffPo MORE
To the surprise of the five people who didn't see any problem with writing a song glorifying dying at an early age, it turns out Ke$ha's song, "Die Young," is falling out of grace in light of the Newtown tragedy. Let this be a lesson everyone: there's nothing cool or edgy about death, so cut this crap out, please. TMZ reports ... "Die Young" clocked in at #3 on the radio playlists on Friday (the day of the shooting) ... reaching 167 million MORE
WINNERS: @diamondcarol27 @MelissaTippie @mcjunkie Hey hey! A few days ago Ke$ha dropped her highly-anticipated sophomore album Warrior (featuring the hit single "Die Young"), and it turned out to be a super tight release (with the help of oh so sexy pop producer Dr. Luke), I fell in love with the album instantly (she needs to make "Crazy Kids" a single, it's an amazing song), it will most likely be making my top favorite albums of 2012 MORE
If you haven't seen it by now, Teen Mom famewhore Jenelle Evans showed the kind of brilliant decision making you'd expect from someone on Teen Mom by choosing to go to jail over a year of probation, and then had a melt down when she realized she'd miss a Ke$ha concert. Yes, seriously. If this dumb scrotum had to fend for herself for any more than five minutes, she'd probably end up being eaten by wolves. Anyway, HuffPo thought it would be a good MORE
Ke$ha just debuted her new music video for "Die Young," the incredible lead single off her upcoming sophomore effort Warrior, due out December 4th via RCA. When she first appeared on the scene (with a bottle of Jack), I thought she was totally a flash in the pan (as did most people) but girlfriend has definitely proved herself to be quite the singer/songwriter, this song is fantastic and catchy (produced primarily by Dr. Luke and Benny Blanco), MORE
Some of Ke$ha's lyrics include such gleaming gems as "Now that I'm famous, you're up my anus," and "No, I don't want your mangina," so get ready for an entire book full of Ke$ha's deepest and most personal thoughts, because according to Entertainment Weekly, she's finally releasing her memoirs. Whether the book will be pop-up or coloring is as of yet unannounced. “In less than three years I’ve gone from being the worst waitress in L.A. to MORE
Soooo ... yeah. Ke$ha had sex with a ghost. And then she wrote a song about it (which will be on her upcoming album Warrior), and pretended like this was all completely sane. Honestly, a big part of comedy is "upping the ante", where you're supposed to turn the dial on an idea from 1 to 10, but ... where do you go from "I banged a ghost?" A threesome with Freddy and Jason? Can ghosts get HPV? If you gave Ke$ha's sex ghost a Ouija Board, would it MORE
And there are pictures! Why? Because the universe is not fair. That is why you will look at a picture of Ke$ha peeing on the street. Also because Google page views for celebrities peeing is alarmingly high. Seriously, a lot of you guys seem to have a thing for that. We have graphs and charts on it all. Graphs and charts about celebrities taking a leak. Kim Kardashian is the axiom. Direct from Ke$ha's Twitter: pee pee on the street. PoPo MORE
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