Justin Bieber (reportedly) punched a photographer

Justin Bieber

Remember last week when Kim Kardashian got tackled by that prankster guy? Good times, good times. Well, there was actually a second half to that we didn't get around to: Apparently, Paris police didn't bother actually pursuing the matter because they didn't really consider it that important. I'm guessing Justin Bieber took that to mean that Paris police don't give an F -- hell, they don't even give a D. That's how little they care. -- because MORE

Kim and Kanye: Being delightful at Paris Fashion Week!

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and North West

You know that old reality TV staple phrase–I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!–? Well apparently, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West must have that on a Post-it note on their bathroom mirror. Last time we left them, Kimye had so thoroughly pissed off everyone at Paris Fashion Week that sources were sniffing about how Kim got her booty tackled and everyone was cool with it. According to Page Six, it appears they're still not endearing themselves to MORE

A PSA for the Kardashians (and others like ‘em!)

Jenners and Kardashians

Hello? Is thing thing on? *Tap tap* Okay good. Now then ... *Clears throat* Get off your f*cking phones. Get off your phones when you're having dinner with friends and family. Get off your phones when you're at a funeral. Get off your phones when you're at work. Get off your phones when you're in a meeting. Get off your phone every time you feel bored. And especially, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, get off your f*cking MORE

Kendall Jenner threatens to sue over unpaid bill claim

Kendall Jenner

A couple days ago, there was a story about Kendall Jenner allegedly bailed on a bill when a restaurant refused to serve her underage ass booze. As it went, the waitress chased her down, only for Kendall to throw money in her face because really, would you expect less from a Kardashian? (I know she's technically not a Kardashian, but she's only famous because she's Kim's sister so ... yeah.) Well, Kendall is now claiming the whole thing was a lie MORE

Selena Gomez ‘broke up’ with Kendall and Kylie Jenner

Selena Gomez, Kendall and Kylie Jenner

Selena Gomez has been hanging around with Kendall and Kylie Jenner a lot recently, since Kim Kardashian is about to be put out to pasture and Kris Jenner needs a new generation of famewhores to work with. And yet, Kendall and Kylie's meal ticket may already be pulling out. According to TMZ, Selena has apparently broken up with Kendall and Kylie, although if her break ups with Justin Bieber are any indication, she'll just end up reuniting / MORE

Kim Kardashian is buying all her own Vogue magazine covers

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West / Vogue Magazine

When Kim Kardashian got the cover of Vogue (because of Kanye West, let's be honest) everyone kind of assumed that the issue would bomb because no fashion-savvy person would ever buy anything with Kim on it. Except it turns out the magazine sold decently well, and a big reason for it is that Kim is apparently buying stacks of them for herself. TMZ reports ... Kim Kardashian cannot get enough of herself ... hitting up a newsstand on Tuesday to MORE

Anna Wintour is now trolling Kim Kardashian

Anna Wintour

We know two things for certain: The first is that Anna Wintour has a cold, rich hate that I want to pour into a fine glass and gently sip by the fireplace. The second is that Kendall Jenner was at New York Fashion Week, and ended up pulling more focus than anything Kim Kardashian could have done there. So when Anna was photographed sitting next to Kendall, it was pretty safe to assume that Wintour had started trolling Kim Kardashian hard. Oh gawd MORE

Khloe Kardashian defends Kendall Jenner’s nipples

Kendall Jenner

Marc Jacobs showed his collection at New York Fashion Week the other day, and one of the models walking his runway was Kendall Jenner. In all fairness, one of the few things a Kardashian is able to do is 'wear clothes' and 'walk around with a blank face,' so this is right up their alley. Except the top Kendall wore was sheer and everyone saw her nipples (really buried the lead, didn't I?) and now Khloe Kardashian is defending her from their MORE

Harry Styles says no to ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’

Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner

So it appears One Direction star Harry Styles is still dating Kendall Jenner (they recently went skiing together in Mammoth, CA) but rumor has it that he wants absolutely no part of appearing on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, just like Kanye West. With ratings for the reality show sinking to all-time lows, I bet executive producer / momager Kris Jenner would kill for him to make an appearance on the show which would be an easy and free ratings MORE

Kendall Jenner turned 18 … so here are her nipples!

Kendall Jenner

Apparently, turning eighteen in the Kardashian family activates Kris Jenner's blood contract for an eternity of famewhoring, which if voided results in a banishment to the land beyond the mirrors. (That's right: Whenever you catch something in the mirror that shouldn't be there? Damned Kardashian soul.) Anyway, it's time for Kendall Jenner to complete her transformation into Kim Kardashian, so last night she posted a picture on Instagram of MORE

Kendall Jenner got porn offers for her 18th birthday

Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner, one of the younger Kardashians in the family and the one most likely to supplant Kim Kardashian once she stops being a thing, turned 18 yesterday which of course means it's time to put the famewhorin' into overdrive. So naturally, TMZ reports that she's been getting porn offers already. If you have a thing for the siblings inexplicably famous a-holes, this one's for you! Kendall has been showing off her body for years ... and MORE

Kylie and Kendall Jenner: Under investigation for underage clubbing!

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner

Earlier this week, Kylie and Kendall Jenner were caught sneaking into a 21+ sex-themed nightclub using fake IDs, because when your mom is Kris Jenner this is literally the best case scenario. Anyway, the California Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control is on the case now, I guess mostly to keep up appearances. Hey, they let Lindsay Lohan skate by during her trouble days, so I guess this time they're nipping it in the bud instead of waiting MORE

Kylie & Kendall Jenner snuck into a sex-themed nightclub

Kylie & Kendall Jenner

Because we can only talk about Kris Jenner's stupid famewhore divorce for so long before she starts just talking out of her ass for attention, let's move onto the Kardashian's pinch hitters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner. According to TMZ, the two underage girls reportedly snuck into a 21-and-over sex-themed night (called Wax Rabbit) at WeHo's Vignette Lounge last night using fake ID's, which ... admittedly bad, but have you seen their mother? The one MORE

Frances Bean Cobain slammed Kendall Jenner

Frances Bean Cobain and Kendall Jenner

In case you somehow managed to avoid all forms of media for the past day or so, a massive tornado hit Oklahoma and has left tons of people homeless and many others injured or dead. So of course, according to RadarOnline reports that Kendall Jenner whined on Twitter about how she wishes her life were easier, prompting Frances Bean Cobain to call her out for being an asshole. “just wish things could be easier sometimes mann,” Kendall wrote, MORE