Anna Wintour is now trolling Kim Kardashian

Anna Wintour

We know two things for certain: The first is that Anna Wintour has a cold, rich hate that I want to pour into a fine glass and gently sip by the fireplace. The second is that Kendall Jenner was at New York Fashion Week, and ended up pulling more focus than anything Kim Kardashian could have done there. So when Anna was photographed sitting next to Kendall, it was pretty safe to assume that Wintour had started trolling Kim Kardashian hard. Oh gawd MORE

Khloe Kardashian defends Kendall Jenner’s nipples

Kendall Jenner

Marc Jacobs showed his collection at New York Fashion Week the other day, and one of the models walking his runway was Kendall Jenner. In all fairness, one of the few things a Kardashian is able to do is 'wear clothes' and 'walk around with a blank face,' so this is right up their alley. Except the top Kendall wore was sheer and everyone saw her nipples (really buried the lead, didn't I?) and now Khloe Kardashian is defending her from their MORE

Harry Styles says no to ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’

Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner

So it appears One Direction star Harry Styles is still dating Kendall Jenner (they recently went skiing together in Mammoth, CA) but rumor has it that he wants absolutely no part of appearing on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, just like Kanye West. With ratings for the reality show sinking to all-time lows, I bet executive producer / momager Kris Jenner would kill for him to make an appearance on the show which would be an easy and free ratings MORE

Kendall Jenner turned 18 … so here are her nipples!

Kendall Jenner

Apparently, turning eighteen in the Kardashian family activates Kris Jenner's blood contract for an eternity of famewhoring, which if voided results in a banishment to the land beyond the mirrors. (That's right: Whenever you catch something in the mirror that shouldn't be there? Damned Kardashian soul.) Anyway, it's time for Kendall Jenner to complete her transformation into Kim Kardashian, so last night she posted a picture on Instagram of MORE

Kendall Jenner got porn offers for her 18th birthday

Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner, one of the younger Kardashians in the family and the one most likely to supplant Kim Kardashian once she stops being a thing, turned 18 yesterday which of course means it's time to put the famewhorin' into overdrive. So naturally, TMZ reports that she's been getting porn offers already. If you have a thing for the siblings inexplicably famous a-holes, this one's for you! Kendall has been showing off her body for years ... and MORE

Kylie and Kendall Jenner: Under investigation for underage clubbing!

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner

Earlier this week, Kylie and Kendall Jenner were caught sneaking into a 21+ sex-themed nightclub using fake IDs, because when your mom is Kris Jenner this is literally the best case scenario. Anyway, the California Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control is on the case now, I guess mostly to keep up appearances. Hey, they let Lindsay Lohan skate by during her trouble days, so I guess this time they're nipping it in the bud instead of waiting MORE

Kylie & Kendall Jenner snuck into a sex-themed nightclub

Kylie & Kendall Jenner

Because we can only talk about Kris Jenner's stupid famewhore divorce for so long before she starts just talking out of her ass for attention, let's move onto the Kardashian's pinch hitters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner. According to TMZ, the two underage girls reportedly snuck into a 21-and-over sex-themed night (called Wax Rabbit) at WeHo's Vignette Lounge last night using fake ID's, which ... admittedly bad, but have you seen their mother? The one MORE

Frances Bean Cobain slammed Kendall Jenner

Frances Bean Cobain and Kendall Jenner

In case you somehow managed to avoid all forms of media for the past day or so, a massive tornado hit Oklahoma and has left tons of people homeless and many others injured or dead. So of course, according to RadarOnline reports that Kendall Jenner whined on Twitter about how she wishes her life were easier, prompting Frances Bean Cobain to call her out for being an asshole. “just wish things could be easier sometimes mann,” Kendall wrote, MORE

Kris Jenner turns her attention to Kylie and Kendall

Kris, Kylie and Kendall Jenner

Earlier this week, rumors started swirling that Kim Kardashian was going to quit Keeping Up With The Kardashians, thus pulling the lynch pin that would basically end Kris Jenner's reign of terror. Except nope, Kim's still signed on for two interminable seasons. But I'm guessing that Kris knows her days are numbered, because a new report from In Touch seems to indicate that Kris is going to start using her younger daughters, Kylie and Kendall, to MORE

Here’s the 2012 Kardashian Kristmas Kard!

The Kardashians

Some of you might remember a little while ago when Kim Kardashian's ex-cat, Mercy, suddenly died after she gave it away. Well, the brand new Kardashian Kristmas Kard -- The hard-C is the family's mortal enemy -- has made its way onto the internet, and the creepiest part is that they somehow found it appropriate to include a picture of Mercy, looking the most miserable I have ever seen a kitten look before. From Us Weekly ... The card features MORE

Kris Jenner vows revenge on the guy who called CPS

Kris, Kylie and Kendall Jenner

Soooooo ... hurricane Sandy. Look, I'm sure most of you don't live on the east coast, but holy hell, last night was not fun. NO ME GUSTA. Lindsay Lohan was wrong: You cannot get rid of a hurricane with happy thoughts and sunshine dreams. Who knew? Well, everything seems to be on the up-and-up again, so let's sally forth into the realm of stupid famous rich people being stupid, shall we? First up, here's a bit from TMZ about how Kris Jenner is MORE

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are writing a book?!

Kendall and Kylie Jenner

Because your kids are never too young to be forced to do something well outside of their intellectual and experiential comfort zone, Kendall and Kylie Jenner (who are fourteen and sixteen) are writing their first young-adult book. Well, maybe I shouldn't say 'write'. Or 'book'. Honestly, I want to make fun of the celebrity ghost-writing machine here, but these kids are still in their teens and I can't in good conscience make fun of teenage girls. MORE

5 Things Wrong with the Kardashian Kristmas Kard!

The Kardashian Kristmas Kard

Because it wouldn't be Christmas without the Kardashians releasing an off-putting Christmas card while bastardizing the English language with enough K's to make a white supremacist jizz in his pants, here's the 2011 version of the family's Kristmas Kard. I actually thought this was originally a still from American Horror Story, but then I realized that no one was dead (sadly) so clearly that wasn't the case. Oh well ... here are five things wrong MORE

The Kardashians have a nail polish line?

Kardashian Nail Polish

Ho ho sluts! Just in time for the Christmas season comes the perfect gift for that special person in your life you wish death upon. It's the Kardashian nail polish line from OPI! Because when you think of class and sophistication ... well, you don't actually think of the Kardashians. But when you think "bargain bin products that appeal to the lowest common denominator", you sure as hell think of the Kardashians! Just read all the fun, sassy names MORE