Kelly Osbourne Covers July’s Cosmo

Kelly Osbourne

I have a confession: I’m a Kelly Osbourne apologist. She stole my heart in The Osbournes and I made my parents buy me the soundtrack from the show just so I could listen to her cover of “Papa Don’t Preach” on a loop in 7th grade. It was years before I realized the song was about abortion or that Madonna originally sang it. I was quite culturally backwards as a child. Anyway, Ms. Osbourne is on the cover of July 2013’s Cosmopolitan MORE

Joan Rivers to Lady Gaga: Lighten up!

Joan Rivers and Lady Gaga

In case you were wondering if Lady Gaga's contrived-for-attention beef with Kelly Osbourne is ever going to end: Nope! Probably not! Anyway, after Kelly tried to make peace by saying she was a Gaga fan, Gags apparently refused to get off her high horse because apparently, she doesn't know how comedy shows work or that jokes are things people say to each other all the time. Anyway, Joan Rivers, who hosts Fashion Police and has been a comedienne MORE

Lady Gaga’s pants ripped, everyone saw her butt

Lady Gaga

Before we dig into the meat of this story -- Haha! Meat! Because BUTTS! -- let's update you on the completely contrived feud between Lady Gaga and Kelly Osbourne that Gaga started for attention. Kelly admitted that she's a Gaga fan, and Gaga in turn is still sitting on her moral high-horse like she has one. From E! Online ... "All I have to say on this subject is that I love Lady Gaga!" Kelly Osbourne explained. "I made stupid mistakes when I MORE

Sharon Osbourne vs. Lady Gaga

Sharon Osbourne vs. Lady Gaga

So apparently, Lady Gaga decided to blast Kelly Osbourne and Joan Rivers' E! show, Fashion Police, because apparently there's no difference between the systematic bullying of a helpless kid until they do something drastic and making fun of things celebs wear. Well, after Gaga publicly shamed someone with less clout than her without a single trace of irony, 'Little Monsters' started sending hate mail and death threats to Kelly, once again without MORE

Stop calling Kelly Osbourne fat, you guys!

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne is the thinnest she's ever been, okay?!? So it's just plain mean to call her fat. Plus she's the only fashion critic who dares to diss Lady Gaga, so that makes her even more loveable. She's not taking any of your poo, so get over it little monsters. Kelly tells UK's Fabulous magazine that she's in the best shape of her life, thankyouverymuch. "I'm the thinnest I’ve ever been and the healthiest I've ever been. The MORE

Khloe Kardashian got punk’d!

Khloé Kardashian and Miley Cyrus

Did you know Punk'd is a thing again? Because what we all needed was a dated, over-the-hill show to remind us how embarrassing ten years ago was. Coming up next: Trucker Hats! Anyway, Khloé Kardashian is the first celeb up on the Punk'd plate, I'm guessing because they wanted a Kardashian, but not ones whose skank waves would rot the souls of their viewers through the TV screen. So they got the good Kardashian, and Miley Cyrus and Kelly MORE

Kelly Osbourne just got some sweet, sweet revenge

Kelly Osbourne

A few years ago, when Christina Aguilera was still hot shit and Kelly Osbourne was just known as the chubby rocker chick from The Osbournes, the two of them got into a fight over ... something. I don't know. Anyway, Christina took every opportunity to call Kelly fat, because Christina is a bitch. Anyway, cut to present day where Kelly's trimmed down and becoming a fashion icon while Christina is washed-up and basically looks like a kabuki MORE

Move over Taylor, here comes Kelly!

Kelly Osbourne

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Kelly Osbourne Just Bitch-Slapped Her Ex

You know what the best part about Twitter is? Twitter wars. There's nothing better than watching someone trash someone else in front of a cyber audience. And now we have another one to obsess over: Kelly Osbourne (who I've always sorta liked even though I've never really been familiar with her work) went on Twitter to trash the ever loving shit out of her ex-boyfriend and it was AWESOME. "Luke Worrall is the biggest piece of s**, he has been MORE