Kris Jenner staged Kimye’s engagement for her show

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

In a shocking turn of events, that carefully choreographed, elaborately staged proposal from famewhore Kanye West to famewhore Kim Kardashian? Turns out that may have been put together for the sake of their terrible reality show, as orchestrated by master famewhore Kris Jenner. In Jenner’s declaration to the court, she bragged, ”I played a major role in organizing and running the event.” “As part of this,” she continued, according MORE

The Game admitted to banging Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and The Game

A couple weeks back, we talked about how The Game was probably going to be cast on Keeping Up With The Kardashians as Khloé Kardashian's love interest since Lamar Odom was written off the show by the writers. (Yes, I'm aware it's reality TV, but tell me that didn't happen.) Except, funny story, The Game and Khloé never ended up hooking up, and as it turns out, he and Kim Kardashian apparently did it. A long, long time ago. Back when Kim was MORE

Kanye West hates ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

Kim Kardashian

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's relationship has always had a very weird, underlying dichotomy: Kanye apparently hates reality TV with a passion, and yet he's dating the biggest reality TV star in the world. Not the brightest person in the world, this one. Anyway, Kanye reportedly put his foot down after a recent episode her show, saying that she was coming across as a huge asshole on her show. Really? Only on her show? RadarOnline reports MORE

That Kardashian ‘reality’ show got renewed

The Kardashians

Despite it becoming increasingly obvious to the masses that the Kardashian family is comprised of manipulative, ruthless famewhores, there's still a committed segment of the population who keep watching their reality shows. Because one of them, Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been renewed in a multi-season deal. In related news, the lamb has opened the seventh seal. We're all SUPER boned. TMZ reports... TMZ broke the story ... Keeping Up MORE

Bruce Jenner is opting out of the Kardashians

Bruce Jenner

Now that Bruce Jenner has broken out of the cocoon of whoredom he was trapped in during his time with Kris Jenner, and is metamorphosing into the beautiful butterfly he always was, the time has come for him to apparently shut the door for good. According to TMZ, he's officially quit Hollywood and anything even remotely Kardashian related ... Sources connected to both the Kardashian family and the production tell TMZ ... Bruce will NOT come MORE

The Game might replace Lamar Odom on KUWTK?

Khloe Kardashian and The Game

Full disclosure: I was debating whether or not to frame this as Khloe Kardashian moving on from Lamar Odom and hooking up with The Game, but then I was like ... nyeh, let's call this what it is. Anyway, RadarOnline is reporting that since Lamar split from Khloe, The Game is being lined up as a potential love interest for her character on the show. Like when Adam Scott replaced Paul Schneider on Parks and Recreation, except the complete opposite MORE

Kris Jenner talks about those Bruce Jenner rumors …

Bruce Jenner

After Bruce Jenner did the sensible thing and split from evil itself, otherwise known as Kris Jenner, rumors started going around that Bruce was transgender. Mostly because he is a very, very pretty man. Anyway, Kris is now saying that those rumours are untrue and made up by the tabloids, so just assume what she meant to say was "I made them up and sold them to the tabloids." The tabloids put Bruce Jenner through the rumor mill after clips of MORE

Kim Kardashian is still trying to get North West on her show

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Ever since Kanye West and Kim Kardashian started dating, Kanye reportedly had some pretty hard rules. First, he wouldn't be on their shows, except then he totally was. They wouldn't use their daughter for publicity, except then they used her to try and save Kris Jenner's daytime talk show. And Kanye swore he wouldn't let his wedding be turned into a TV special, but ... yeah. Anyway, the only hard rule that still stands is that Kanye won't let MORE

‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ hits a new ratings low

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

So far today, Justin Bieber finally got arrested for drag racing while inebriated and Patti LaBelle finally said what we were all thinking. What could make today better? Why, news of the Kardashian family's impending slide into obscurity of course! Turns out, their crappy-ass E! reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, is slowly turning into a ratings bomb as it enters its ninth season ... their latest episode brought in the lowest ratings MORE

Kris Jenner: 90% of the criticism against my family is BS!

Kris Jenner

Considering that Kris Jenner and her demonic spawn built a media empire on nothing but bullsh!t and her daughter's sex tape, you'd figure she'd be a lot more modest with her success, especially since they're really only famous until a more desperate, more fame-starved family comes along and knocks them off their podium. Except Kris is really committed to her very specific brand of delusion, because here she is complaining about how anyone who MORE

Harry Styles says no to ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’

Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner

So it appears One Direction star Harry Styles is still dating Kendall Jenner (they recently went skiing together in Mammoth, CA) but rumor has it that he wants absolutely no part of appearing on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, just like Kanye West. With ratings for the reality show sinking to all-time lows, I bet executive producer / momager Kris Jenner would kill for him to make an appearance on the show which would be an easy and free ratings MORE

No one is buying what the Kardashians are selling!

The Kardashians

For longer than anyone really cares to admit, The Kardashian family has been a cottage industry of unrepentant pseudo-celebrity claptrap, churning out mediocrity in order to trick people into thinking they were actually famous. But thankfully, people are starting to realize that they've been had, and the Kardashians' popularity is now plummeting to the point where magazines with their pictures on the cover actually sell less than usual. MORE

That Kardashian Kristmas Kard was apparently Kanye’s ‘vision’

Kardashian Kristmas Kard

At this point, we've all seen the Kardashian's Krappy Kristmas Kard and marveled at the level WTF-ery going on in it. But of course, we all knew that someone else was behind it because the Kardashian's brand of awfulness is more trashy than needlessly post-modern. As it turns out, Kanye West may have had has his hand in the pot, which would explain why everything looks like an unfocused mish-mash of heavy-handed artsy crap and symbolism. "Look at MORE

HA: ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ is losing viewers by the millions!

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

I know most people would call this a Christmas miracle, but who are we kidding? That's not for another twenty days, while the last day of Hanukkah ends this evening. So I'm calling it now: Keeping Up With The Kardashians is apparently hemorrhaging viewers by the millions, and it's a Hanukkah miracle. L'Chei-im! RadarOnline reports ... The once-popular reality TV show has been on a steady decline over the last four seasons, and RadarOnline has MORE