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Ever since the beginning of the year when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West announced that they were expecting, Kanye has gone conspicuously absent and hasn't really said much about the whole thing. Granted, we're comparing him to Kim Kardashian, so he could basically spell out "I KNOCKED HER UP" in 100-story high lights and it would still be more low-key than Kim. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, the reason for Kanye's uncharacteristic silence is MORE
I'm sure this must come as a shock to you, but most people don't get divorced after only 72 days of marriage unless something is extremely wrong. And it turns out, Kim Kardashian may have kinda sorta strung Kris Humphries along for the sake of her reality TV show, even though she knew the marriage was over almost immediately. Huh. Go figs. RadarOnline reports ... Kris, who is seeking an annulment of their 72-day marriage, has come to the MORE
Just in case you somehow couldn't piece this one together, Kim Kardashian may be forced to reveal that most of the scenes she films for her show are fake. Yes, the show about a family full of talentless, shrill, vapid, awful people becoming famous and obscenely wealthy just by being themselves might be fake. I'm as amazed as you are. Page Six reports ... Kris Humphries’ lawyers reportedly intend to force Kim Kardashian to admit under oath MORE
Kris Humphries has been trying to convince the courts for months that Kim Kardashian faked their marriage for the sake of her show. It's a testament to how blissfully dumb Kris is that it's taken him months to try and convince a jury about something everyone already knows, but that's beyond the point. In a recent deposition, a producer on Kim's show allegedly admitted they faked a whole bunch of shots, including Kris' "surprise engagement" for MORE
Last month, Kim Kardashian gave an interview where she hinted that she wouldn't be on reality TV for much longer, thus ending our long national nightmare. Of course, Kris Jenner has made millions of dollars out of pimping out her daughters every chance she got, and Kim is basically her bottom bitch, so naturally Kris had a conniption at the thought of losing her money. I mean daughter. Her daughter who makes all her money for her. From MORE
It's been almost a full year since the creation of the two-headed hell beast known as Kimye, the unholy union between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West destined to consecrate the world in a veil of darkness. And yet so far, Kanye hasn't really made an appearance on any of Kim's shows, and the reason for it is because Kanye thinks appearing on any of her crappy shows would be bad for her image. HAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, that just slipped out. RadarOnline MORE
In the interminable length of time since Kim Kardashian became ... is "famous" the correct word? What if I said it sarcastically? All right. Ever since Kim became famous, she's evolved from a vapid, self-centered, untalented skank into being a vapid, self-centered, untalented skank with more money and a famous boyfriend. So now that the growth has been completed, it seems like Kim would be only to happy to ditch her family so that she can MORE
Yes, we may have scored a minor victory for television when Jersey Shore was taken out back by MTV executives and shot, but there is still a ghostly presence of death looming for TV. And that dark shadow of hatred and despair is cast by Kim Kardashian's big, fake, injected ass. Turns out, the finale of the seventh season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians received 3.6 Million viewers, which means there are 3.6 Million people out there too stupid MORE
I remember about a year ago when Kim Kardashian ended her big fake sham wedding, I was talking with my mother when she said something along the lines of "Well, at this point the only way they could get worse is if one of them pulled a baby out of their vagina on TV." Well, Kourtney Kardashian went ahead and filmed her baby's birth, which actually involved her pulling her daughter out of her vagina with her own hands. The lesson learned in all of MORE
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