Now that Katy Perry is a married woman (read: She will never have sex with anyone who isn't an overrated effeminate British comedian), she wants you all to know that she is totally amazing at sex. Seriously? Ouch. Sorry straight dudes, but not only will Katy Perry's cans never be yours, but they're apparently none too shabby in the sack. Sucks to be you. "Like Ludacris rapped, 'I'm a lady in the street and a freak in the bed,'" she told Now MORE
Katy Perry’s firework infused boobs support gay teens!
So the video for Katy Perry's new single, Firework, was just released, and to her credit, Katy dedicated the video to the It Gets Better campaign. Say what you will about her, but I like the video; she's actually encouraging gay kids rather than shooting the shit about how she used to be bullied but now her life is super awesome and yours isn't. Oh, and also, she shoots fireworks out of her boobs. Soooooo ... yeah, there's that. In order to MORE
Katy Perry and Russell Brand got hitched!
It finally happened! Katy Perry and Russell Brand got married, or as it's known in Hollywood, pre-divorced. Just kidding. This means that for those of you who love long, flowing black hair, a slender womanly figure and unabashed feminine beauty, we're sorry: Russell is no longer on the market. ZING! A Christian minister and longtime friend of Perry's family performed a "private and spiritual ceremony," which was attended by family members and MORE
FashionBytes: Katy Perry wants you to smell her pu…
... where was your mind going with that one? Probably to the right place. The campaign image for Katy Perry's new cat-like fragrance called Purr just hit. It's essentially Katy in purple/pink latex complete with a rubber tail and giant ball of wool. Got milk anyone? In other news today, it was reported that Kate Moss got married to Jamie Hince ... TWO MONTHS AGO. Popbytes is here to let you know that it is in fact, just a rumour. One of Kate's MORE
Get Outta My Teenage Dream (Katy vs. Kylie)
† FROM DJ PAUL V. I hope the haters don't have my head this week? Yup, it's another mashup with Katy Perry, and her new mega-hit, Teenage Dream. And while she kinda sounded like a tone-deaf nightmare when she performed it live on SNL, I can't get this song out of my head! Another delicious diva who once sang about things stuck in her head is Kylie Minogue, and that's why I simply could not resist this week's blend. It features the MORE
Lady Gaga and Katy Perry provide a safety soundtrack!
Hey hey! It looks like one airline is trying to get a bit creative with their safety demonstration before take-off ... I always tune out when the cabin crew is doing their schtick (probably not the smartest idea, just in case of an actual emergency!) but toss on some Lady Gaga (and Katy Perry) and you've got my attention ... watch the video below! I hope everyone is having a kick-ass weekend so far - I just finished watching Moon which I thought MORE
Katy Perry’s boobs got banned!
Hey, you guys remember that video of Katy Perry's boobs playing tag with Elmo on Sesame Street, right? Right. Well as it turns out, a lot of parents don't want their kids staring transfixed at Katy Perry's cleavage on TV, so it looks like Sesame Street is refusing to air the clip on TV. Ha! Sorry kids, now how will you be able to see Katy Perry's boobs? You know, without just googling 'Katy Perry's boobs'? We've learned producers have decided not MORE
This video is brought to you by the letters ‘T’ and ‘A’!
Too easy? Yeah, maybe a little bit. Anyway, Katy Perry was on an episode of Sesame Street, performing a spoof of her song Hot N Cold with Elmoto teach kids about Tits Hooters Melons Boobies Jugs Opposites? Yeah that sounds about right. Opposites. Anyway, whatever, I thought the video was kinda cute, and Katy seems to at least have a sense of humor about herself if she's willing to chase around a hairy little beast with a hand up its ass. But MORE
Katy Perry is afraid of the dark!
Because yesterday was Labour Day which means celebrities had to take a day off of being stupid (else they get paid time and a half), today is kind of a slow news day. Ergo, we're going to run with this story about how Katy Perry is afraid to sleep with the lights off. Granted, considering I have to literally long-jump off my bed in the middle of the night to stay out of reach from the monsters under my bed, I can't judge here. Katy Perry has MORE
I want to see your ‘Peacock’!
Hey everyone! Remember that incredible California Gays music video directed by cutie Ryan James Yezak? Well, thankfully he's back with another super hot video - He's taking on Katy Perry again - this time for her completely infectious track Peacock off her new album Teenage Dream - which isn't as bad as I suspected ... I still don't really care for Ms. Perry but my ears cannot lie - she actually put out a very decent and fun album! It's only a MORE
Katy Perry uses the word peacock, everybody panics!
Proving once and for all that the music industry as we know it is dead, executives over at Capitol Records are throwing a shit fit over Katy Perry's new song, Peacock, over the title's reference to ... well, a cock. Never mind that the song blows ass, let's freak out because it uses a bird as a metaphor for penises! The singer releases Teenage Dream later this month (Aug 24), and one song - Peacock - caused worry among bosses at her label, MORE
time to make fun of katy perry’s crappy new video!
Did you guys know that part of my contract with Popbytes is that I am legally obligated to make fun of anything and everything that Katy Perry does? Which, admittedly, isn't exactly all that hard. Making fun of Katy is like fishing with dynamite. In a barrel. And all the fish wear stupid clothes and kiss other girl fish for attention and bang unfunny British comedians. Anyway, Katy released the video for her new single, Teenage Dream, and it MORE
california gurls jump (katy perry vs. van halen)
† FROM DJ PAUL V.Since we're smack dab in the middle of Summer 2010, we might as well keep the beach party going, with the song that has ruled since it came out. Yes, Katy Perry (love her or hate her) is still scorching hot with California Gurls, which has registered a whopping 3 million downloads and has been #1 on the pop radio chart for seven weeks. But also completely on fire is Italy's DJs From Mars. Their Lady Gaga vs. Metallica mash MORE
katy perry can totally have him all to herself!
Russell Brand and Luis Guzman film a scene for the remake of Arthur in midtown Manhattan. The scene requires Brand to strip down to his briefs. (NYC | July 28, 2010) PHOTOS | BAUER GRIFFIN MORE
