Katy Perry signed her divorce papers with a smiley face!

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

Despite some early reports suggesting that their divorce might go ugly, it's starting to look more and more like Katy Perry and Russell Brand might be separating on good terms. Not only is Russell refusing to gold-dig his ex-wife's money, but Katy even went ahead and signed her divorce with a smiley face. Awww, kids these days ... Us Weekly reports: Brand will not be receiving spousal support from Perry, despite not having a pre-nuptial MORE

Russell Brand doesn’t want Katy Perry’s money!

Russell Brand and Katy Perry

So despite the fact that Katy Perry and Russell Brand's marriage ended after only 14 months, and was due in large part to the fact that Katy's parents think Lucky the Leprechaun is the devil and that he can only be defeated by random meaningless jibber-jabber, it seems that the whole divorce thing might be totally amicable after all, with Russell refusing to take any of Katy's money. Wow, did a Hollywood divorce just end without either party MORE

Katy Perry wants to see Tim Tebow’s Peacock!

Katy Perry and Tim Tebow

Yeah, even the stories that don't have anything to do with the Super Bowl still have something to do with football. Or as I like to call it, Handegg. Because it's more accurate. Anyway, after deciding to divorce Russell Brand, Katy Perry has decided to get back on the horse. Or more specifically, under it, because she's now dedicating songs about penises to Tim Tebow which is about as transparent as an invitation for sex without sexting someone a MORE

Russell Brand is writing a Katy Perry tell-all?

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

As we all know, the first rule of celebrity fight club is that the first thing you do after a falling out with another celebrity is write a tell-all book about them. Because it's classy and sophisticated, that's why. Anyway, no surprises here, but reports allege that Russell Brand is shopping around a memoir about his marriage to Katy Perry, because I'm sure this story doesn't have the shelf-life of ground beef. Us Weekly reports: As multiple MORE

Katy Perry: Now I’m a Sim!

Katy Perry

With each new installment, the world of The Sims gradually moves from "Deep, philosophical meditation upon the intrinsic value of a human being as judged by an uncaring creator" too "CLOWNS! BURNING CLOWNS EVERYWHERE! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Seriously, I remember playing the first game and being endlessly bored with it, then playing the latest release just to see what would happen if I put ten clowns into an escape-less room with a bunch of MORE

Katy Perry has great parents!

Katy perry and Mary Perry Hudson

So remember a couple days ago how it was reported that Katy Perry's parents couldn't talk to TMZ about her divorce, and I just assumed she got a non-disclosure agreement on them? Well, it turns out that her parents were actually just saving the whole rampant-exploitation-of-our-daughter's-personal-life-for-the-sake-of-self-promotion bit for their ministry, because Katy's mom has reportedly been beating that one trick pony so hard, it's MORE

Russell Brand told Katy Perry she wasn’t funny

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

What, you thought Katy Perry and Russell Brand's divorce was going to be a civil, dignified affair? HA! You're talking about a girl who wore cupcakes and a guy who made a movie about an Easter Bunny that shits jelly beans into Kaley Cuoco's mouth. There was no way this can end well. So here's a "source" claiming that Russell was an unsupportive husband who told Katy she wasn't funny on Saturday Night Live. And lo, did the eternal battle between MORE

Russell Brand is allegedly into “wheelchair porn”

Russell Brand

Yup, you read that right. Turns out, one of the reasons Katy Perry and Russell Brand got divorced was because Katy couldn't keep up with Russell in the bedroom. Specifically, she couldn't keep up with his alleged wanton lust for wheelchair porn. Different strokes people. Everybody's got a kink, so none of you can judge him for something that simple. Hollywood Life reports: “Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was MORE

Katy Perry’s dad can’t discuss her divorce

Katy Perry and her parents

The last thing anyone wants during their divorce is their parents butting in, because it invariably leads to them asking questions, like "What did you do?" or "You scared him with your thinking, didn't you?" or "Did you let him see your feet? You know your feet drive men away!" And that's why I turned out the way I did. Thankfully, amidst Katy Perry and Russell Brand's divorce, they were smart enough to make sure that Katy's parents couldn't MORE

Russell filed for divorce because Katy is a Christian?

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

While I still consider myself a Christian (of sorts) it still tickles me to know end to see the more fundamentalist and religious of my kind go to extremes to validate the actions they know are wrong but are willing to do anyway. When I was in high school, I knew guys who would, when having sex with their girlfriend's, only do oral or anal because they thought that as long as you didn't do vaginal, you would remain a virgin. Which I guess means MORE

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are divorcing!

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

We seriously couldn't let 2011 quietly slip away without at least one more celebrity split! Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry after about a year of wedded bliss (or not)! TMZ has the scoop: Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry ... TMZ has learned. In the docs, filed in Los Angeles, Brand cites "irreconcilable differences." The two were married Oct. 23, 2010 in India. They have no kids. The divorce docs say MORE

Russell Brand’s wedding ring has vanished

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

UPDATE: Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry! So yesterday, news leaked out about how Russell Brand and Katy Perry spent Christmas apart after a huge fight. But who knows? Maybe it was just a matter of schedule conflicts and -  well shit. Russell was spotted walking around London without his wedding ring on. But who knows? Maybe he was just washing dishes? You know, outside. In the middle of the city. TMZ reports: Rumors that MORE

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are doing well!

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

So it turns out a good Christian girl raised by fundamentalists and a former sex- and drug-addict getting married? Allegedly, that's not going so well. Us Weekly is now reporting that Katy Perry and Russell Brand do nothing but fight all the time, and it's gotten to the point where the two of them spent Christmas on nearly opposite ends of the earth, with Russell in London and Katy in Hawaii. But, you know, it's probably just work related issues MORE

Katy Perry’s boobs will be the real stars of SNL!

Katy Perry

Just in case you were worried that SNL might do something crazy, like focus on Katy Perry's singing (can you imagine that? HAHAHA! Oh you...) well worry not! It turns out all the focus the writers are bringing to tomorrow's show will be focused squarely on Katy's tits. Yeah, today is going to be one of those breast-centric days that bring in all the page views. Melons hooters jugs. Access Hollywood reports: “There were a lot of [skit] MORE