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The last thing anyone wants during their divorce is their parents butting in, because it invariably leads to them asking questions, like "What did you do?" or "You scared him with your thinking, didn't you?" or "Did you let him see your feet? You know your feet drive men away!" And that's why I turned out the way I did. Thankfully, amidst Katy Perry and Russell Brand's divorce, they were smart enough to make sure that Katy's parents couldn't MORE
While I still consider myself a Christian (of sorts) it still tickles me to know end to see the more fundamentalist and religious of my kind go to extremes to validate the actions they know are wrong but are willing to do anyway. When I was in high school, I knew guys who would, when having sex with their girlfriend's, only do oral or anal because they thought that as long as you didn't do vaginal, you would remain a virgin. Which I guess means MORE
We seriously couldn't let 2011 quietly slip away without at least one more celebrity split! Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry after about a year of wedded bliss (or not)! TMZ has the scoop: Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry ... TMZ has learned. In the docs, filed in Los Angeles, Brand cites "irreconcilable differences." The two were married Oct. 23, 2010 in India. They have no kids. The divorce docs say MORE
UPDATE: Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry! So yesterday, news leaked out about how Russell Brand and Katy Perry spent Christmas apart after a huge fight. But who knows? Maybe it was just a matter of schedule conflicts and - well shit. Russell was spotted walking around London without his wedding ring on. But who knows? Maybe he was just washing dishes? You know, outside. In the middle of the city. TMZ reports: Rumors that MORE
So it turns out a good Christian girl raised by fundamentalists and a former sex- and drug-addict getting married? Allegedly, that's not going so well. Us Weekly is now reporting that Katy Perry and Russell Brand do nothing but fight all the time, and it's gotten to the point where the two of them spent Christmas on nearly opposite ends of the earth, with Russell in London and Katy in Hawaii. But, you know, it's probably just work related issues MORE
Just in case you were worried that SNL might do something crazy, like focus on Katy Perry's singing (can you imagine that? HAHAHA! Oh you...) well worry not! It turns out all the focus the writers are bringing to tomorrow's show will be focused squarely on Katy's tits. Yeah, today is going to be one of those breast-centric days that bring in all the page views. Melons hooters jugs. Access Hollywood reports: “There were a lot of [skit] MORE
Since the end game of all pop stars these days is to become a full-on, sentient, self-aware Barbie, it makes complete sense that Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry have been turned into Barbie dolls, and the completely 100% unique doll will be auctioned off for charity. And apparently, if you pull the pull-string in their backs, they call Lady Gaga "a filthy skank". Just like the real thing! Via TMZ: Sucks that a guy with no genitals is about to get a MORE
After someone realized that nothing brings in the ratings like a nice set of boobs, Lorne Michaels has apparently seen fit to bring on Katy Perry to host Saturday Night Live for once, rather than just perform. Which means we can all look forward to Katy in boob-centric outfits talking about kissing girls opposite Kenan Thompson dressed as himself while talking in a funny voice, Kristen Wiig pulling the entire show, and Jay Pharaoh not doing MORE
Katy Perry, much like every other celebrity who is pregnant and wants to hold out for a fat check from People magazine ("We are the seed-hungry bukkake whores of celebrity gossip media! Dump your load all over us!" - People magazine's unofficial tag line) spent the past week wearing a bunch of really tight dresses that made her look like she was sporting a massive baby bump while she tried to convince us she was actually just full of pizza. So of MORE
Does anybody else remember recorders? They were those dorky little pseudo-flutes that you used to screech through in grade school, even though a room full of 9-year-olds playing these things sounds like a banshee's dying breath. Anyway, Katy Perry must have seen one of these and thought "yes, this is what people want to see at my concert!" So she bought one, bedazzled it, and started playing it at concerts, except whoops! Turns out she couldn't MORE
So as most of you know, Katy Perry is just one more #1 single from Teenage Dream away from beating Michael Jackson's record of most #1 singles from an album (which he did with his 1987 album Bad, just take a minute to reflect on that). So she decided she's going to win the record the only way she knows how: boobs dressing up as an old lady! Wait, what? Yeah, that one caught me off guard too! Anyway, it's a nice song and the video is all about how MORE
Because the government of China is shithouse rat insane (the citizens are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet though, absolutely lovely) the Ministry of Culture has decided to ban songs by Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Backstreet Boys from the country, and have instilled a policy where all songs need to be translated first and submitted to the ministry before they can be allowed into the country. Seriously? Seriously! CBC MORE
† FROM DJ PAUL V. This week, we bring you the party! It's definitely been quite a hit-making year for Katy Perry, after her nine MTV Video Awards nominations this week, she's the go-to girl for today's mashup. But, the other star is Miss Whitney Houston from her glory days (and she's so perfectly suited for the 80's vibe of the video). But Whitney also needs to take a lesson from the sad passing of Amy Winehouse. Girl, we want this Whitney MORE
Did you know Katy Perry did the voice of Smurfette in the upcoming live-action Smurfs movie? Because Katy really wants you to know she did the voice of Smurfette in the live-action Smurfs movie. So much so that she showed up to the premiere in super cute sequined Smurfette dress, powder-blue stilettos with matching mascara and Smurf nails. Also: she showed off her ass a lot. It is her big screen debut tonight, so Katy Perry would have wanted MORE
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