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Well, it's finally here: The music video for Katy Perry's "It's not about Russell Brand, it's just conveniently timed!" new single Part Of Me has just been released, and it's not bad. I mean granted, there's nothing in the world that will ever convince me that you can give yourself a quick haircut in a 7/11 bathroom with safety scissors and still look that cute, but still, formidable effort. The song is good, the video is good ... It's all just MORE
Watch Katy Perry cover N****s in Paris from Kanye West and Jay-Z's album Watch the Throne. WTF?! MORE
A couple weeks back at the Grammys, singer Katy Perry released a new song called Part Of Me -- well, she released the same song she always does, only with slightly different lyrics and a faster beat -- and everyone shit themselves because it was a breakup song that came on the heels of her own divorce with Russell Brand. Anyway, Katy now wants you all to know that she did not in fact lift a page from the Taylor Swift playbook, and that she MORE
Just to give you a glimpse into the crazed carnival ride that was last night's Academy Awards after-parties, I'm giving you this story about Katy Perry getting tipsy and spending $50,000 on cooking lessons at Elton John's infamous Oscar bash while the world around her turns into a dadaist celebrity frenzy the likes of which you have never seen. From Us Weekly: "Neil Patrick Harris was beat boxing while chef Cat Cora and David Burtka sang MORE
Last weekend at the 54th annual Grammy Awards, 27-year-old diva Katy Perry debuted her new single, Part of Me. Continuing her Diet Lady Gaga wardrobe choices, Perry squeezed herself into a gold and silver spandex suit she received courtesy of a pile of rejected Power Rangers costume designs that her assistant had to sell his soul to acquire. And in case we forgot that she played a principal role in the cinematic train wreck that was The MORE
Remember how I was totally convinced that for once we were gonna have a celebrity divorce where both parties didn't try to tear each other to shreds for the sake of the public's love and adoration thanks to Katy Perry and Russell Brand? Well scratch that, it looks like Katy is going to Alanis Morissette this bitch straight to the bank with her new song Part Of Me (performed for the first time at the Grammys last night), which is all about how MORE
Despite some early reports suggesting that their divorce might go ugly, it's starting to look more and more like Katy Perry and Russell Brand might be separating on good terms. Not only is Russell refusing to gold-dig his ex-wife's money, but Katy even went ahead and signed her divorce with a smiley face. Awww, kids these days ... Us Weekly reports: Brand will not be receiving spousal support from Perry, despite not having a pre-nuptial MORE
So despite the fact that Katy Perry and Russell Brand's marriage ended after only 14 months, and was due in large part to the fact that Katy's parents think Lucky the Leprechaun is the devil and that he can only be defeated by random meaningless jibber-jabber, it seems that the whole divorce thing might be totally amicable after all, with Russell refusing to take any of Katy's money. Wow, did a Hollywood divorce just end without either party MORE
Yeah, even the stories that don't have anything to do with the Super Bowl still have something to do with football. Or as I like to call it, Handegg. Because it's more accurate. Anyway, after deciding to divorce Russell Brand, Katy Perry has decided to get back on the horse. Or more specifically, under it, because she's now dedicating songs about penises to Tim Tebow which is about as transparent as an invitation for sex without sexting someone a MORE
As we all know, the first rule of celebrity fight club is that the first thing you do after a falling out with another celebrity is write a tell-all book about them. Because it's classy and sophisticated, that's why. Anyway, no surprises here, but reports allege that Russell Brand is shopping around a memoir about his marriage to Katy Perry, because I'm sure this story doesn't have the shelf-life of ground beef. Us Weekly reports: As multiple MORE
With each new installment, the world of The Sims gradually moves from "Deep, philosophical meditation upon the intrinsic value of a human being as judged by an uncaring creator" too "CLOWNS! BURNING CLOWNS EVERYWHERE! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Seriously, I remember playing the first game and being endlessly bored with it, then playing the latest release just to see what would happen if I put ten clowns into an escape-less room with a bunch of MORE
So remember a couple days ago how it was reported that Katy Perry's parents couldn't talk to TMZ about her divorce, and I just assumed she got a non-disclosure agreement on them? Well, it turns out that her parents were actually just saving the whole rampant-exploitation-of-our-daughter's-personal-life-for-the-sake-of-self-promotion bit for their ministry, because Katy's mom has reportedly been beating that one trick pony so hard, it's MORE
What, you thought Katy Perry and Russell Brand's divorce was going to be a civil, dignified affair? HA! You're talking about a girl who wore cupcakes and a guy who made a movie about an Easter Bunny that shits jelly beans into Kaley Cuoco's mouth. There was no way this can end well. So here's a "source" claiming that Russell was an unsupportive husband who told Katy she wasn't funny on Saturday Night Live. And lo, did the eternal battle between MORE
Yup, you read that right. Turns out, one of the reasons Katy Perry and Russell Brand got divorced was because Katy couldn't keep up with Russell in the bedroom. Specifically, she couldn't keep up with his alleged wanton lust for wheelchair porn. Different strokes people. Everybody's got a kink, so none of you can judge him for something that simple. Hollywood Life reports: “Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was MORE
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