The 2014 Billboard Music Awards were last night …

2014 Billboard Music Awards

It's only been about a couple months since the avalanche of awards shows came to a close, but as we all know, celebrities needs a constant stream of assurance or else they will cease to exist in their dimension and fall back into ours. And so, The 2014 Billboard Music Awards were last night to celebrate people who actually do the right thing and buy their music (seriously, it's like $10 for an album. Barely a dollar per song!) and here's the MORE

Lady Gaga shaded Katy Perry on Twitter

Lady Gaga

People keep saying that Lady Gaga is over or done or blah blah blah whatever. I'm not the biggest fan of Gaga's, but I doubt she's over. If anything, I get the feeling like her career has settled into a comfortable niche and she's just delivering what's expected of her. Which apparently involves making videos with Real Housewives. That being said, if we're talking career moves, it might not have been the best idea for her to try and MORE

Katy Perry launched her Prismatic World Tour!

Katy Perry

After the October release of her much anticipated third studio album PRISM, our favorite "California Gurl" is back, and she hasn’t even skipped a beat. Katy Perry kicked off her Prismatic World Tour Wednesday night at Belfast’s Odyssey Arena in front of a sold-out crowd of over 8,000. “This tour is going to be fantastic, I’m going to be very close to the audience, and I’m taking it to the next level,” said Perry, and she did just MORE

Katy Perry goes all Jackass for her new “Birthday” video

Katy Perry "Birthday"

No, seriously, Katy Perry has a new music video out for her song, "Birthday," and it's for reals just like Jackass. If I'm getting this right, Katy threw on a disguise, crashed five different birthdays, and proceeded to just wreck the sh!t out of them. But then she pulled off the disguise and revealed she was Katy, so I guess that kind of made up for it? I mean, everyone signed off on the release forms, so I'm guessing they're cool with it. MORE

Kim Kardashian labeled ‘Political Poison’

Kim Kardashian

We try to stay clear of politics, mostly because we don't want the vitriolic left v. right debate to get in the way of my precious dick jokes. But if there's one thing that people from both sides of the debate can agree upon, it's that Kim Kardashian is terrible. And according to RadarOnline, it's gotten to the point where Kim has been labeled 'political poison' and gets barely a fraction of a percentage of the respect people have for pop star MORE

Katy Perry might be rebounding with Riff Raff?!

Katy Perry

Katy Perry is one of the most famous, beautiful women in America, and can pretty much have just about anyone you could ever want. So of course, she's apparently rebounding with Riff Raff -- that rapper James Franco based his Spring Breakers character on -- which at first glance seems pretty random, until you look at his list of exes: Russell Brand, John Mayer and Travis McCoy aka that guy from Gym Class Heroes. Katy has a thing for greasy looking MORE

Tongue Wars: Miley Cyrus vs. Katy Perry

Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus

Remember that one time Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry kissed? Well, hold onto that, because now they're fighting over whether or not Miley sticking her tongue in your mouth is considered biological warfare plus Miley dragged John Mayer's tongue into the feud. TMZ reports ... Katy went on Australian TV and explained, "I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girl kiss, you know, as girls do." Perry then explained how she was stunned when MORE

Katy Perry and John Mayer split?

Katy Perry and John Mayer

About a week or so ago, rumors were going around that Katy Perry and John Mayer had gotten engaged. But since rumor-mill bullsh!t is ever so fickle, now they're saying that Katy Perry and John Mayer have split, so ... seriously just pick one and stick with it guys. I can only believe one bullsh!t rumor at a time! RadarOnline reports ... Days after Robin Thicke announced his marital separation, Billboard power couple Katy Perry and John Mayer MORE

Miley Cyrus kissed Katy Perry! QUICK! Someone call 2008!

Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry

Over the weekend, Katy Perry went to Miley Cyrus' Bangerz tour at Los Angeles' Staples Center, and the two of them ended up kissing for a fraction of a second. Despite the fact that one of Katy's first songs was about kissing girls and liking it, while Miley buried her head in a woman's ass during her VMAs performance, somehow this was news. I'm not saying this to bash either of them, but come on: there are certain things that just shouldn't be MORE

Katy Perry: Booed for showing up late to Milan Fashion Week

Katy Perry

So here's the story from what I gather: Rita Ora and Katy Perry were supposed to walk at Milan Fashion Week for Moschino (Jeremy Scott), but the two of them showed up late for some reason. Or they showed up early? I don't know. The show was apparently supposed to start at 8, but then there are reports they were told to show up for 9, and then someone else said that fashion shows run late in general, but ... meh, regardless, the end result is that MORE

Watch Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” video!

Katy Perry "Dark Horse"

Here's Katy Perry's highly-anticipated brand-new music video for her latest number one single, "Dark Horse" (featuring rapper Juicy J), off her album PRISM. Watch the completely gorgeous Egyptian-themed video below (that obviously had a massive budget), as Katy transforms into KATY-PATRA! MORE

Katy Perry teases the music video for “Dark Horse”

Katy Perry

Since YouTube has now become the new MTV, it makes sense that most artists will pimp their videos like it's going out of style. Katy Perry is now teasing the release of her next music video off her latest studio album PRISM, "Dark Horse" (due to premiere in full on February 20th) which is apparently Egyptian-themed. Pro tip: Never do that thing Cleopatra did where you wrap yourself up in a rug and deliver yourself to someone. You will suffocate MORE

Katy Perry finger-banged Anna Kendrick’s boobs?

Anna Kendrick

I literally couldn't have written a more click-baiting title if I renamed this post "You Won't Believe How The Top 10 Fingers Katy Perry Stuck In Anna Kendrick's Cleavage Will Change Your Life!" But I won't use that as the title because we're not one of those vacuous, emotionally manipulative blogs where gifs replace actual thoughts and opinions. Anyway, onto the finger-banging, via Team Coco! PHOTO | FAME/FLYNET MORE

Katy Perry grew her boobs through prayer?

Katy Perry

You know what we haven't talked about in a while? Katy Perry's massive boobs. So here she is talking about them to GQ magazine (she's the February 2014 cover girl), and she'll have you know that not only are they real, but she got them from God him / her / shlerself. YES REALLY. “I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when MORE