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While normally, I like to imagine that New Year's Eve doesn't exist and that all those hungover people are just sleeping outside because everyone decided to go city camping at the same time, there's one part of the festivities I actually like, and that's Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper hosting CNN's NYE show, finally combining my love funny things with my love of sexy things. This year, Kathy decided to strip down on the air, and while I'm sure MORE
OMG! I want to go lay out in the sun with silver fox mega hottie Anderson Cooper and funny lady Kathy Griffin! Look at them below having fun together and growing closer, I'm totally jealous! Next week (September 12th) is the premiere of Anderson's highly-anticipated daytime talk show, first up is an intimate interview with Amy Winehouse's family (their first sit down since her unfortunate passing), the next day the show will be much lighter with MORE
Thank God for Michele Bachmann and her ALLEGEDLY insane and gay husband, Marcus Bachmann. They're like everything a comedy writer could ask for and more. It's just amazing because she's a raving lunatic with a stare that suggests she knows where the bodies of lost children are buried, and he's completely anti-gay despite being ALLEGEDLY so far in the closet he's finding Christmas presents. And apparently I'm not the only one, because on The Late MORE
Remember the other day when Jim Carrey posted that super weird stalker video online where he pledged to put a dream baby into Emma Stone's belly because the government is sending messages into his teeth? Well, funny lady Kathy Griffin has quickly turned that shit around by posting a video jokingly pledging her pretend, non-crazy love to everyone's favorite dyke-in-a-thimble, Justin Bieber (I know, today is totally unofficial Bieber day here, go MORE
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God bless Sarah Palin. I may mock her ruthlessly, but I have to give props to her, it takes a hell of a lot of guts to step down as governor to become a full-time punchline. That shit takes dedication. And apparently, I'm not the only one who appreciates that kind of effort because Kathy Griffin has extended her Broadway run two extra days just to mock her more. "It was a dream come true," Kathy told me. "I love these celebs that still don't MORE
Oh Sarah Palin, I will never tire of your impotent rage ... anyway, Sarah's pissed at funny lady Kathy Griffin again after she was reported to be playing a "Sarah Palin-type character" on Glee (Read: Folksy dipshit), and was so indignant that she skipped Facebook and ran straight to FOX News. You know, the news corporation owned by FOX who also owns Glee? Yeah, that one. "You know, Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, MORE
If there's one thing Kathy Griffin and I share, aside from a taste for surgery, an appreciation for Erik Rhodes' tushie, and making fun of Irish relatives (Ha ha! Grandma has co-dependency issues!) it's that we both fucking hate the Palins. Anyway, Kathy is set to appear on Glee where she'll be playing a parody of Sarah Palin. Aaaaaaaaand cue the indignant Facebook note in three, two, one ... Kathy Griffin, who has sparred with the Palin MORE
Bad news, gays (because only the gays care about Kathy. SCIENCE!): Kathy Griffin is ending her critically-acclaimed television series, My Life On the D-List, in order to keep herself from becoming Kate Gosselin. No, seriously, that was her reason. Man, Kate just fucking ruins everything. "It was a really tough decision because I think of The D-List as pretty much my baby for the last six seasons and I also think it was really time to stop doing MORE
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