Kim Kardashian wants to copy the Royal Wedding

Kim Kardashian

As we found out last year when Kim Kardashian announced her pregnancy right around the time Kate Middleton announced hers, apparently Kim has a bit of a Single White Female thing going on with Princess Kate. So of course, with her impending nuptials to Kanye West looming on the horizon like a poisonous fog of ass and entitlement, she's reportedly trying to ape the Royal Wedding for her own big day. Contact Music reports ... The Keeping Up with MORE

Who did Kanye West name drop today?

Kanye West

Remember that one time Barack Obama made a passing reference to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Because Kanye sure does! And he's super pissed that Obama just keeps mentioning him, and gawd, it's like really Obama? Why do you keep mentioning Kanye? Why can't you just let it go, you know? At least, that's how Kanye is framing it in yet another interview where he talks about how Obama keeps talking about him that ONE TIME! Via HuffPo... "The MORE

FitnessBytes: Gwyneth’s Problem Areas!

Gwyneth Paltrow

Let's all feel bad for Gwyneth Paltrow, you guys. She has to work, like, SO HARD at being perfect. According to trainer Tracy Anderson, Lady Goop had "significant problem areas." In Hollywood that means not being able to fit into a size zero, so don't feel TOO bad. Those problems may be behind her, but thanks to her loose-tongued trainer the world now knows about her long butt and horrible thighs! Tracy says: "She had 35 extra pounds on MORE

The Royal Baby’s name is George Alexander Louis

George Alexander Louis

I'm fully aware that every time I discuss the Royal Baby, I end up turning into one of those people that goes absolutely bonkers over babies, so I'll try and keep this as concise as possible: They named him His Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge CNN reports ... The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge announced Wednesday that they've named their new bundle of joy. The tot "will be known as His Royal Highness Prince George of MORE

The Royal Baby made his first public appearance!

Kate Middleton and Prince William

EVERYONE FREAK OUT! Despite the fact that Kate Middleton and Prince William only had their royal baby boy about twenty-four hours ago, the couple decided to take him out for a public appearance today, whereupon everyone proceeded to explode with glee because ROYAL BABY! ROYAL BABY! ROYAL BABY! (Seriously, even I'm not immune to that little guy who is still yet to be named.) Conversely, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are still treating their baby MORE

Kate Middleton gives birth to a royal baby boy!

Kate Middleton and Prince William

This just in ... after a pregnancy that felt like forever, Kate Middleton (aka Duchess of Cambridge) finally gave birth and it's a baby boy! Little does this baby know that he's third in line to be the future King of England, congrats to both Kate and Prince William! Now that the royal baby is finally here, I wonder how long before we'll see pictures of the little guy or find out his name? I pray they don't go with George, one of the worst names MORE

Kate Middleton & Kim Kardashian: Same due date!

Kate Middleton & Kim Kardashian

Some of you might remember this, but Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian announced their pregnancies right around the same time, because how could you not expect Kim to hitch her wagon to someone more famous? I don't even think she can even take a dump unless she's following someone more successful into the bathroom. Anyway, Kate received another slap in the face today when it was revealed that she and Kim are reportedly due on the same day, MORE

Prince William and Kate Middleton picked a baby name!

Prince William and Kate Middleton

For those of you like me who were wondering what the name of the Royal Baby would be: It's finally here! Truly this will be the most important name revelation of the day, unless I'm forgetting about something else in Europe involving a famous, unknown person being named. Via Hollywood Life... The name of their little girl will be (drumroll please ...) Elizabeth Diana Carole, in honor of William’s grandmother Queen Elizabeth! The middle MORE

That Kate Middleton prank call went horribly wrong

Kate Middleton, Mel Greig and Michael Christian

Yesterday, the web was all abuzz after Australian radio DJs Mel Greig and Michael Christian managed to prank call Kate Middleton's hospital and convinced a nurse to connect them to Kate's room. I wrote it off because I assumed it was a stupid prank by a couple of shock jocks, except this morning, reports have flooded the web that one of the nurses involved, Jacintha Saldanha, allegedly committed suicide this morning, now the two dumbass DJs have MORE

Kate Middleton is pregnant!

Prince William and Kate Middleton

Oh would you look at that: At some point in their marriage, Prince William and Kate Middleton boffed and now Kate's got a baby in her oven. Yay! Via HuffPo ... Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby. The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the MORE

Royal Scandal: Topless photos of Kate Middleton!

Kate Middleton Topless

By now you probably would have figured that society would be totally okay with boobs, what with the fact that they're just spherical flesh with a little spot of slightly darker flesh on them. But then again, not all boobs are the boobs of Kate Middleton, which have made their way onto the web after the paparazzi snapped naked pictures of her while she was out sunbathing. E! Online reports: The photos were published Friday by French magazine MORE

Prince William and Kate Middleton Barbies?!

Prince Charles and Kate Middleton

Mattel Inc. has announced plans for yet another royal pain in the ass, Prince William and Kate Middleton dolls to be sold this April in a duo set. The newest additions to the Barbie Collector Series will come fully dressed in their appropriate wedding attire even down to the tiny tiara atop Middleton’s head. Pre-orders are already rolling in, and with a price tag of a hundred bucks this is definitely a moment for non-doll collectors to pull out MORE

Kim Kardashian is ripping off the royal wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

Because no-talent hacks will always jump on other people's bandwagons because original thoughts are hard and stuff, Kim Kardashian has decided that for her wedding to Kris Humphries, bitch is just gonna up and rip off the wedding cake from Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding. You know, because one is the union of a handsome prince to a charming princess, and the other is a publicity stunt for a shitty reality TV show on E! about the chick MORE

The Kate Middleton pregnancy rumors are back!

Star Magazine

Courtesy of the latest issue of Star magazine, almost the same exact story they ran back in April (before she got married to Prince William) but this time they're tossing in Anorexia to the rumor. Shame on them, I simply adore Kate, she's gorgeous, classy and a perfect match for the Prince. I'm sure it won't be long before she's got a royal baby bump but I know the magazine is jumping the gun on this one. I think it's fine to run with pregnancy MORE