Chris Brown’s hit and run case: Getting worse & worse!

Chris Brown

Let's just get this out of the way right now: Chances are, Chris Brown probably won't face any jail time over his hit and run charges because this is California law we're talking about, where you can be a crackie jewel thief or a drunk driver and no one will care as long as you're famous. Anyway, TMZ now has more details on the case against Chris, including his accuser's testimony that Chris allegedly went ballistic on her after she tried to MORE

Chris Brown: Cleared of assault; charged w/ hit & run!

Chris Brown

Yesterday, we reported on Chris Brown being accused of assaulting a woman at a club. We decided to play both sides of the field on this one: On one hand, it's Chris Brown, but on the other hand, it would have been just too easy. The truth is that it really was too easy, as Chris has been cleared of the assault accusation. Turns out, the woman in question was just a crazy fan who reportedly faked her knee injury, according to TMZ... As we MORE

Is Chris Brown already cheating on Rihanna?

Rihanna, Sommer Gargan and Chris Brown

Since Chris Brown started dating Rihanna again (Ugh. Ugh. A thousand times UGH!) he's already been spotted with his ex-girlfriend Karreuche Tran, and seriously, how do so many find this violent, girlfriend-beating douche irresistible? Does he poop Pinterest crafts? Whatever. Point is, Hollywood Life reports that he's been spotted with a third girl now named Sommer Gargan. Who would have known Chris would be such a terrible MORE

Ugh: Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together

Rihanna and Chris Brown

How bad is Rihanna at decision making? Let me put it this way: If you gave her a multiple choice question of what her own name was, and gave her a choice between Rihanna, and then three blank answers, Rihanna would choose one of the blank answers before trying to fire a bottle rocket out of her nose because the dumbass is a dumbass. So of course, Chris Brown and RiRi made their first public appearance together yesterday since that time Chris MORE

Rihanna and Chris Brown are fighting already

Rihanna and Chris Brown

You would expect that Rihanna's reunion with the man who viciously beat her and left her for dead would be going better for her, except as HuffPo reports, Chris Brown and Rihanna are already fighting again after Chris was spotted partying with his ex(?)-girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. Here's a thought girl: maybe don't get back together with the guy who abused you. DON'T. DO. THAT. EVER. Rihanna and Chris Brown's relationship may have been on the MORE

Rihanna and Karrueche Tran: Fighting over Chris Brown?

Rihanna, Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown

Because apparently they couldn't figure out a better way to prove that Susan B. Anthony wasted her life for nought, Karrueche Tran is telling anyone who will listen that she thinks she and Chris Brown will get back together even though Rihanna took him back for reasons incomprehensible to the human mind. Woo! Feminism! TMZ reports: Sources close to Karrueche tell TMZ, she was hurt when Brown gave her the axe a few weeks ago ... but she never MORE

The real Chris Brown … ugh

Chris Brown

Pop quiz! Let's say you very publicly broke up with your girlfriend in order to be with an ex whom you physically abused in a horrific way and whom you've been seeing in secret for the past few months. What do you do? If you said "get drunk and make an artsy video to post on the internet," congrats moron! You're Chris Brown. After dumping Karrueche Tran so that he could be with Rihanna, Chris went into damage control by putting together a MORE

Chris Brown dumped his girlfriend for Rihanna?

Chris Brown and Rihanna

Earlier this morning, pictures circulated of Chris Brown hanging out with Rihanna in a New York City bar, which everyone assumed meant that they were getting back together. But that couldn't be right, could it? It's not like we live in a society that enables abuse, do we? But then I remembered last night's episode of South Park and realized that yes, we are terrible and that's why Chris dumped his girlfriend to get back together with Rihanna. MORE