Kim and Kanye: Being delightful at Paris Fashion Week!

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and North West

You know that old reality TV staple phrase–I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!–? Well apparently, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West must have that on a Post-it note on their bathroom mirror. Last time we left them, Kimye had so thoroughly pissed off everyone at Paris Fashion Week that sources were sniffing about how Kim got her booty tackled and everyone was cool with it. According to Page Six, it appears they're still not endearing themselves to MORE

Everyone at Paris Fashion Week hates Kim and Kanye

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Yesterday, when Kim Kardashian got tackled in Paris, I talked about how bad I felt that a small, asshole part of me kind of took it as karma. As it turns out, there are plenty of people at Paris Fashion Week who generally aren't too high on Kim or Kanye West either. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that Kimye aren't quite as popular as they think they are, because not only did they get booed to hell for showing up late to a Lanvin show, but MORE

Kim Kardashian: Tackled by that prankster guy!

Kim Kardashian

Okay, bear with me on this one. Have you ever seen something that deep down, you know is morally wrong, and you feel legitimately bad about it, but you can't help but think "well ..." Yeah, that's the general reaction I had when I heard that Vitalii Sediuk (the guy who punched Brad Pitt) tackled Kim Kardashian. It's wrong, it's morally reprehensible, but dammit if there isn't a little voice in the back of my head going "ehhhhhh, it is Kim MORE

Kanye wants Kim to ditch ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West

It's been no secret that Kanye West hates reality TV and has no interest in being surrounded by cameras, so it's a bit of a surprise that he's with Kim Kardashian (WEST!), a woman who lives in front of reality TV cameras. Except it turns out that Kanye is now actively trying to get Kim to dump Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and you better believe that he's about to incur the wrath of momager Kris Jenner and her legion of damned valkyries. MORE

Kim Kardashian considers herself victimised

Kim Kardashian

Before we jump into this, I want to remind you of a few things so that we have some context here. Okay? Okay. Kim Kardashian has earned almost $85 Million off her freemium game and has turned her last wedding into a massive reality TV event for money and attention–making untold millions off of the gullible and stupid. Context provided? Awesome. Here she is complaining about how victimized she is because people keep talking about the dumb sh!t MORE

Kanye West ranted at Jay Pharoah for impersonating him

Kanye West

If there's one thing I've learned about Kanye West in the time I've spent blogging, it's that he has the sense of hum our of a funeral director. I don't think I've ever seen anyone with less of a sense of humor about himself. The reason his face is so baby-smooth is because it's never been marred by laugh lines. Or laughter. Point is, Kanye is a humourless killjoy. So much so, that he actually ranted at SNL star Jay Pharoah after seeing him do MORE

Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to be Beyoncé’s buddy anymore?

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian (hell, her entire family really) has always struck me as a person who never really progressed mentally, emotionally, or psychologically past high school. Which would explain why a woman well into her thirties would build her entire life and career around the very nebulous idea of being "popular". Because let's be honest: If you're over the age of thirty, and you still spend this much time worrying about other people being aware of MORE

Kanye West’s deposition isn’t going well …

Kanye West

Remember a while back when Kanye West compared the paparazzi to rape? And then yesterday, we found out that in a deposition for a paparazzi beating case, he compared celebrities fighting the paparazzi to the 60's civil rights movement? Well the deposition marches on, and continuing along in the vein of "incredibly dumb parallels", here is Kanye talking about that time he compared the paparazzi to Nazis. Via TMZ ... Nate Goldberg -- the MORE

Kanye West: Celebrities are like civil rights pioneers!

Kanye West

Ever heard the saying, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt"? I think Abraham Lincoln said it? Probably. Someone should really consider painting this in 5000 point font on the walls of Kanye West's home, because during a deposition for that paparazzi beating case, he went ahead and compared celebrities to the civil rights pioneers of the 1960's. I repeat: Kanye thinks being a modern day celebrity MORE

Beyoncé: Kim Kardashian will not social climb via my rung!

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce

Remember that time Beyoncé reportedly bailed on Kim Kardashian's wedding because she didn't want to be on Kim's trashy reality TV show? Of course you do, because that tiny spark of hope is what keeps us going through this dark night known as "The Kardashians' Fame". Anyway, RadarOnline has brought it up again, with a new story about how Beyoncé reportedly said that she doesn't want Kim or any of her family to start using her as a rung in the MORE

I’m not sure Kanye West understands what a blowfish is …

Kanye West

Let me start off by saying that Kanye West is good at many things, such as music, and ... did I say music? All right, so just music, but he's really, REALLY good. Unfortunately, somewhere down the line, a tiny devil on his shoulder bent over and whispered in his ear, "Kanye! Being good at one thing means you must be naturally good at everything! Let the world know of your genius thoughts and let no one tell you otherwise!" And then the tiny angel MORE

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West: Already sick of each other?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

You know how oddsmakers were putting Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's divorce at a year and a day? Well, funny story, they may have overestimated just a tiny bit, at least if you believe RadarOnline. As they report it, Kim and Kanye barely spend any time together, and Kanye is beginning to figure out that Kim is uncultured swine who has no desire to expand her horizons. Gee, really? The reality TV star with a clothing line at Sears might not be MORE

Kanye West just compared the paparazzi to rape

Kanye West

Historically speaking, celebrities have never had the best track record with addressing the issue of sexual violence. Sure, there have been a few who have been able to speak about it honestly without losing the importance of the subject matter, but then you have those who think that mild discomforts in their (incredibly cushy) day-to-day life are comparable. So here's Kanye West as the latest famous person to compare the annoyance of dealing with MORE

Kanye West gets his rant on about an Instagram photo

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Picture

It's been a while since Kanye West went on a big huge rant about nothing, which I guess is what happens when you get married to Kim Kardashian: You go quiet for a bit and try to make everyone forget that ever happened. Except here comes RadarOnline to report that Kanye went on a big, braggy rant at the Cannes Lions Festival, one of the biggest artistic movie festivals out there, about how great his and Kim's Instagram wedding photo MORE