Links: Some loon got plastic surgery to look like Bieber

Justin Bieber Plastic Surgery

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Justin Bieber partied at a Texas strip club

Justin Bieber

Because Justin Bieber is all grown up and gangsta and a real tough mothaf**ka (unless you need to carry him up the Great Wall of China because his feet hurt, in which case, Justy wants up-up) Justin partied at a strip club in Houston, Texas over the weekend. Shirtless, naturally. For you see, Justin Bieber's teensy little show muscles cannot be bound by the constraints of your human clothing. His twelve-inch biceps need to breathe man! LET THOSE MORE

Justin Bieber wants Selena Gomez back?

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Back during the summer, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up for the 32nd time, and for once it actually seemed like they'd do the sensible thing and move on from an unhealthy relationship that just flat out didn't work. Well, now they might be back together again, and OH GAWD I just rolled my eyes so hard my optic nerve just snapped like a thread. EntertainmentWise reports ... "Justin is going hard to get her back. They weren't talking but MORE

Awww, look at Justin Bieber’s little baby abs!

Justin Bieber Shirtless Abs

As someone who goes to the gym on a near-daily basis -- I don't really want to brag about it, but there are just some phrases that are inherently braggy -- that's one of them, I apologize. There are a lot of kids I see who have what I call 'show muscles.' They couldn't lift more than ten pounds if they tried and a strong breeze could blow them down, but they have serious striation due to the fact that they don't eat anything. Also, they hog all MORE

Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus might be dating?!

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber

Since I've already posted about Paris Hilton calling upon The Fallen Ones to release her new music video, consider this at best a lateral move. According to Hollywood Life, not only has Miley Cyrus been mentoring Justin Bieber this whole time, but now it turns out they might even be getting more serious. Remember when Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears were dating? Multiply that by weed to the power of white trash squared and you have a decent MORE

Justin Bieber: Snapped smoking weed again!

Justin Bieber

Show of hands: Does anyone think that Justin Bieber doesn't smoke weed? ... Uh-huh. Interesting. Well, according to TMZ, they just got their hands on a photo (from Instagram) of Justin holding what appears to be a blunt (while possibly standing next to Ariana Grande) because kids are adorable like that. They really are. And of course, Justin's people are claiming the image was photoshopped instead of simply shrugging their shoulders and going MORE

Justin Bieber: “Carry me up The Great Wall of China!”

Justin Bieber

For the past couple weeks, Scooter Braun has apparently been purging everyone he feels is a bad influence in Justin Bieber's life so that he can pull him out of the downward spiral he gleefully threw himself into. Well that's not going too well, because here's a photo posted to Twitter that shows Justin forcing his bodyguards to carry him up The Great Wall of China, because this is what happens when you put a spoiled kid in charge of an empire. MORE

Zach Galifianakis beat up Justin Bieber!

Zach Galifianakis and Justin Bieber

Okay, not really. The universe is kind, but it is not THAT kind. Anyway, here's the latest episode of Funny or Die's web show Between Two Ferns, which features Justin Bieber because when you have Tila Tequila on your show, the worst you can do after that is a lateral move. Zach Galifianakis does a fair job raking him across the coals while being goofy enough to let everyone know it's on the level, while Justin's acting proves that he is ... MORE

Oh joy, Miley Cyrus is mentoring Justin Bieber

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber have followed some strangely parallel career paths: Both were pushed into the limelight by their parents well before they had the maturity to handle it. Both decided to rebel against their squeaky-clean images by turning into white trash. And now, apparently they're tied to one another for life as Miley is now mentoring Justin, in a move that I'm sure will have no downsides whatsoever. Via Us Weekly ... "I'm not MORE

Ugh: Wanna lick Justin Bieber’s “Lolly?”

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber has been forced to perform since he was a kid in Stratford, Ontario because his parents are both complete failures who had no business raising a child and figured it'd be easier just to pimp out their non-threateningly, vaguely talented offspring rather than let him live a normal healthy life. So of course, here Justin is singing about girls licking his "Lolly" (guess what he's referring to?) in the new Maejor Ali music video. And MORE

Justin Bieber aims to be ‘Up In Smoke’

Justin Bieber

So remember yesterday how Scooter Braun kicked Lil Za and Lil Twist out of Justin Bieber's Lil house because they were a bunch of Lil bad influences? (I'll stop that now.) Well, turns out that didn't magically fix Bieber, because according to TMZ, Justin got so massively stoned before a private flight that he didn't even understand that he was supposed to pay for it ... Sources high up in the sky tell TMZ ... Justin and a group of his boyz got MORE

Lil Za & Lil Twist: Booted from Justin Bieber’s house

Lil Za, Lil Twist and Justin Bieber

For some reason, Justin Bieber has been letting rappers / hanger-ons Lil Za and Lil Twist stay in his home because ... yeah, I'm not really sure. When you give a dipsh!t kid millions of dollars and no responsibility, you really can't question it when logic goes flying out the window. Anyway, in light of Bieber's fast falling reputation, Scooter Braun has apparently decided to start booting all of the people he sees as bad influences in Bieber's MORE

Justin Bieber might be linked to a cocaine ring?

Justin Bieber and Boyd

I'm legitimately curious as to how much money and fame it takes to permanently shut off the part of the brain responsible for rational decision making, because I swear, there has to be some sort of mathematical formula to solve that one. Case in point, Justin Bieber is filthy rich and famous, and now RadarOnline is reporting that he not only posted a picture of a friend of his holding a bag of "white powder", but that said friend might be linked MORE

Justin Bieber: Busted for driving w/o a proper license

Justin Bieber

Hey, remember Justin Bieber? He was the other white teenage pop star who grew up and started pretending he was black. Well, turns out he's still an idiot too, because he just got busted for driving in LA despite the fact that he wasn't actually licensed to be driving in California at all. Via TMZ ... Justin Bieber was pulled over in Calabasas this morning for driving like an a-hole -- and during the stop, cops discovered the pop star shouldn't MORE