Justin Bieber’s latest fight stemmed from a bowtie?

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Yesterday, I reported on how Justin Bieber's crew is being investigated after getting into yet another confrontation, because apparently some people never learned to use their gawddamn indoor voices. Anyway, in case you were wondering if the reason behind the brawl was something impossibly stupid and meaningless, don't worry! It was about bowties. You can sleep easy knowing that people can be set-off over a f**king bowtie. Page Six reports MORE

Justin Bieber’s entourage is under investigation again

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Justin Bieber might be the single most paint-by-numbers asshole in the world. I mean it. Every time he ends up in trouble, you can literally guess exactly what happened and you wouldn't be too far off the mark. Last night, Justin's crew got into a brawl at a nightclub, and ... actually, just guess what happened. Write it down. You have something? Good, then read the story from TMZ and see how much of it you got right. The incident occurred MORE

Justin Bieber shoved a fan’s iPhone down his pants

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Justin Bieber was at a show last night when fans started throwing iPhones on stage, because why wouldn't you throw a solid, easily-breakable, $500 storage unit full of your personal information at someone who's shown zero responsibility? Well, Justin did the polite thing and collected the phones so that he could later return them to fans, except HAHAHA! No, he took one of them, stuck it down his baggy ass pants and threw it back into the crowd. MORE

Deadmau5 hates Justin Bieber

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I'm not hugely versed on all things Deadmau5, but what I have heard from him is amazing and he seems pretty candid about just about everything, which I adore in a world-renowned celebrity. This level of not giving a sh!t is what allows him to go on the record with HuffPo and talk about how much he thoroughly hates Justin Bieber. And if there's one thing I love, it's when famous people call out Bieber for being a huge douche. He's especially MORE

Justin Bieber: Cleared of his hit and run!

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Remember Justin Bieber's hit and run? ... What's that? Justin has done so much stupid sh!t in such a short amount of time that no one remembers this specific incident? Yeah, that makes sense. Well, he had a hit and run and Justin has officially been cleared of all charges. TMZ reports ... The incident occurred last month ... after Justin left a nightclub in West Hollywood. As he was leaving, the photogs were taking pics, apparently blinding MORE

Weed was found on one of Justin Bieber’s tour buses

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It used to be that if you were a musician and drugs were seized from your tour bus, you were either a rockstar or an artsy singer-songwriter. Well, now Justin Bieber has joined the club after one of his tour buses was pulled over and weed and drug paraphernalia was seized by border security. Yup, sorry hard partying rockers: You're now on par with Justin, the epitome of no-talent, all-marketing pop stars. TMZ reports ... Chief Customs and MORE

Sharon Osbourne reminds Justin Bieber he’s white

Sharon Osbourne

Despite the fact that Justin Bieber has been putting targets all over himself over the past year with his behavior and lack of sympathetic qualities, very few celebrities ever seem to call him out on it, probably because (A) he makes a lot of money, and (B) Justin's fans are certifiably insane and can (and will) rationalize criminal behavior for the sake of their fantasy crush. But leave it to Sharon Osbourne and read Justin from cover to cover. MORE

Justin Bieber is spitting on people … again!

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In case you're wondering how high in regards Justin Bieber holds his fans ... yeah, not so high. TMZ obtained pictures today (see them here) showing Justin spitting off his hotel balcony while fans of his allegedly gathered round the bottom. Although to be fair, I'm sure some Beliebers would defend even this. "Oh yeah, Justin spat on me. It was glorious. It was the best thing to ever happen to me. People should just stop ganging up on him and MORE

Miley Cyrus called Justin Bieber stupid

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Over the past year, Justin Bieber has gone from "annoyingly omnipresent but otherwise harmless pop star" to "awful, self-involved jag-off with zero regards for anyone else." At this point it's pretty obvious that Bieber is going the way of Vanilla Ice, so Miley Cyrus decided to step in and tell him to take a break before he burns every bridge he has. The NY Daily News reports ... “I told Justin to take a bit of time out and people aren’t MORE

Boston Bruins Justin Bieber-proofed their locker room

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If you know anything about hockey, first off, allow me to congratulate you on being the first straight guy to ever visit this blog! Second, you probably know that hockey teams have this thing about anyone standing on their logo in their locker room. So you could probably understand why the Chicago Blackhawks were justifiably pissed that Justin Bieber stood on their logo to get a picture of the Stanley Cup. Having learned from the pain of others, MORE

Justin Bieber took two girls back to his hotel room?

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Hey, remember how Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez got back together because Selena thought she could change him? Well, according to RadarOnline, Justin reportedly took two girls back to his hotel room and pissed off the hotel staff in the process. So yeah, she's doing a great job changing him. Oh baby. Justin Bieber seems to be inventing more and more creative ways to cause controversy. After partying until the early morning hours on Tuesday MORE

Links: Bieber got a tattoo of his mom’s eye!

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→ Justin Bieber's arm is slowly turning into a wall of blabbering lame tattoo graffiti! The Blemish → Jason Sudeikis on sex with Olivia Wilde: 'I have the greatest workout partner' ever! Celebitchy → Here are five handy facts about Adam Levine's lesser known 24-year-old bride-to-be! YourTango → Nicolas Cage was seen out in London with a much fuller and darker head of hair! SOW → See the pics from Sofia Vergara's shoot MORE

Justin Bieber (allegedly) loves to spit at people!

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At this point, Justin Bieber has been accused of spitting in the faces of so many people that I've started assuming that it's how he says "hello", "thank you", and "I understand what you are saying and agree with you good sir. Have a pleasant day." Anyway, here's yet another story about how Justin allegedly became paranoid that someone was taking his picture and responded by spitting in his face. Because that's not the sort of thing a kid who MORE

Justin Bieber’s mom is defending him …

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Justin Bieber has spent the better part of a year slowly pissing all over mop buckets his reputation, so you'd figure one of his actual parents would step in and try to steer him on the straight and narrow. But you'd be forgetting that Justin's parents are the ones who forced him into music because making your own money is hard, so of course Justin's mom Pattie Mallette is just going to defend her son's actions while giving only the faintest of MORE