Justin Bieber’s hook up is milking it for all it’s worth

Tati Neves

Last week, the world found out who Tati Neves is when a video of her tiptoeing around a Brazilian bedroom after spending the night with Justin Bieber hit the web. Naturally, she's decided to ride this one brief fling with infamy into the stars, so here she is talking about her night buffing Justin's featureless Ken Doll crotch mound. Via Us Weekly ... The curvy brunette, known to friends as "Tati," played coy when asked what she'd done with MORE

Surprise! Justin Bieber’s mystery girl is a prostitute!

Tati Neves

A couple days back, a video made the front page of Reddit which apparently showed a girl making the walk of shame/triumph (it varies from person to person) after spending the night with Justin Bieber down in Brazil. Originally, everyone figured it was just some random model, except according to Gawker, the girl in question Tati Neves, allegedly is / was a prostitute. According to the gossip site, the 26-year-old is a "bodybuilder and part-time MORE

Justin Bieber: Filmed sleeping by some Brazilian girl!

Justin Bieber

Just days after being caught sneaking out of a brothel, here's a video posted to YouTube which purportedly shows one of Justin Bieber's Brazilian groupies making the walk of shame, all while catching him on camera. Except here's the thing: First off, Justin's people are SUPER diligent about making sure all of the girls he brings back turn their cellphones in at the door so that videos like this don't make their way online. Second, last time MORE

Justin Bieber is giving advice to David Hasselhoff

Justin Bieber and David Hasselhoff

I'm not sure what went wrong in David Hasselhoff's life -- I'm guessing it involved alcohol and food eaten off the floor -- but apparently, Justin Bieber has taken it upon himself to advise the Hoff on dealing with the press. I think we've successfully reached the logical conclusion of western civilization. Hang it up America. We had a good run, but ... I just think we're done now. Us Weekly reports ... "Cheesey reporting as I NEVER posted MORE

Katy Perry has the highest following on Twitter!

Katy Perry

Because this is apparently a thing that people care about, Katy Perry has surpassed Justin Bieber as the most followed person on Twitter. Aaaaaaaaaaand cue the death threats from Beliebers who have no clear concept of reality, because how dare you be more popular than the thing they like? That makes it okay for them to threaten your life! Gossip Cop reports ... The “Roar” singer currently has 46,556,467 followers, while The Biebs is at MORE

Justin Bieber got hit in the face with a water bottle!

Justin Bieber

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ... what, were you expecting me to make a witty bon mot about Justin Bieber getting hit in the face with a water bottle? F**k that. Sometimes you just have to let the wonderful things in life simply be and not muddle them in words. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to hammer the replay button until my fingers are tiny nubs. HA! Right in the face! MORE

Justin Bieber got caught sneaking out of a brothel

Justin Bieber

Guess what happens when you pluck a teenager from obscurity and give them all the money they could ever need, an inflated sense of self-importance, and an entire team of people designed to ensure they'll never be held accountable for their actions? The answer is Justin Bieber, who continued his downward spiral into Vanilla Ice territory this weekend by getting caught sneaking out of a Brazilian brothel with a pair of women. Page Six MORE

Links: Justin Bieber thinks he’s Banksy now

Justin Bieber

→ Ugh: Justin Bieber is raising his douche game by spray painting bunnies on walls! IDLYITW → Angelina Jolie's implants 'are painful, uncomfortable and they're driving her crazy' Celebitchy → WARNING: These are the most horrifying pictures of Perez Hilton you will ever see! BuzzFeed → Glee is finally back and they are taking on the music of Lady Gaga and Katy Perry! SOW → Every year people wait with baited breath to MORE

Justin Bieber made it rain at the strip club

Justin Bieber

As much as Justin Bieber likes to imagine he's big and tough and mature, I'm still convinced he may secretly be one of those adult babies. Think about it: His pants look alarmingly like diapers, he pees in inappropriate places, and he needs to be carried whenever he starts getting cranky. And apparently, he's incredibly receptive to familiar sights and sounds. According to In Touch, Justin reportedly dropped $7,000 on a stripper because they MORE

Strippers Beware! Justin Bieber’s fans are onto you!

Justin Bieber

Over the weekend, Justin Bieber apparently paid a sh!tload of money to some strippers, so that his money could finally be in the hands of someone who deserved it. Well, this didn't sit too well with some of Justin's crazier fans, whose brains seem to run on the credo "IF I CAN'T HAVE HIM, NO ONE CAN!" so they decided to send a bunch of death threats to the stripper Justin partied with. Via MStarz ... Justin Bieber's has brought some drama to MORE

Links: Some loon got plastic surgery to look like Bieber

Justin Bieber Plastic Surgery

→ Some crazy guy recently spent $100,000 on plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber! Rickey → Kim Kardashian celebrates her b-day with lies: I haven't exercised a whole lot so far Celebitchy → Tara Reid and Jason Biggs just got into the shortest feud on Twitter ever! BuzzFeed → Kelly Clarkson married Reba McIntyre's stepson, Brandon Blackstock this past weekend! SOW → Russell Brand gave a handjob to a complete MORE

Justin Bieber partied at a Texas strip club

Justin Bieber

Because Justin Bieber is all grown up and gangsta and a real tough mothaf**ka (unless you need to carry him up the Great Wall of China because his feet hurt, in which case, Justy wants up-up) Justin partied at a strip club in Houston, Texas over the weekend. Shirtless, naturally. For you see, Justin Bieber's teensy little show muscles cannot be bound by the constraints of your human clothing. His twelve-inch biceps need to breathe man! LET THOSE MORE

Justin Bieber wants Selena Gomez back?

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Back during the summer, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up for the 32nd time, and for once it actually seemed like they'd do the sensible thing and move on from an unhealthy relationship that just flat out didn't work. Well, now they might be back together again, and OH GAWD I just rolled my eyes so hard my optic nerve just snapped like a thread. EntertainmentWise reports ... "Justin is going hard to get her back. They weren't talking but MORE

Awww, look at Justin Bieber’s little baby abs!

Justin Bieber Shirtless Abs

As someone who goes to the gym on a near-daily basis -- I don't really want to brag about it, but there are just some phrases that are inherently braggy -- that's one of them, I apologize. There are a lot of kids I see who have what I call 'show muscles.' They couldn't lift more than ten pounds if they tried and a strong breeze could blow them down, but they have serious striation due to the fact that they don't eat anything. Also, they hog all MORE